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https://ethology.elte.hu/en/content/some-dogs-can-learn-new-words-by-eavesdropping-on-their-owners.t.51035
SebellBlue
#8 Ladies just sent a picture of the box you want picked up. Also any snacks you want while we are there.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
#1 Gonna assume from the title of the post that cat is not dead.
Masterveil
#4 That little brrrrp is instant happiness.
Masterveil
#20 Snow mode: activated.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
#6 TL/dr
ogabai
"Will you marry me?" š¤·
Masterveil
#8 I always bought pads/tampax for my ex without thinking twice. Caring about your partner shouldnāt be awkward.
AntaNce
Other shoppers & the cashiers quite literally do not give a shit about your haul. They have their own situations. It's your BRAIN that cares
sometimesarobot
#14 This was a hotel in Japan after an earthquake. A staff member got the door open and didn't break anything (tiny arms or something to slip through tiny openings, I'm guessing)
KnifeKnut
So a specialist can help.
zombiejedediah
#1 Same w condoms BTW.
Guys, use condoms the first few times with a new partner. Everyone will be happier & more relaxed if you do.
RocknRootRanchcuzallwegotisrocksandrootsandafewtrees
#15 I heard that story on NPR last week! I know my two doggos are very smart. Now I want to see if they're THIS smart.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
They definitely are! Mine have learned that if they hear me holler a cuss word when I'm in the kitchen, that means I've likely dropped something that they now get to eat off the floor so they come running š
KnifeKnut
#9 "Someone feed me!"
Eldibs
#8 Correct. Just tell me which ones are the right ones to get. I will send you a photo of the aisle so we're both working with the same information. I'm not getting ice cream though, I'm getting gelato. It's better, trust me.
serleth
#6 everytime I see this, the moment she steadies his hands gets me right in the feels
migratingotter
#15 just own a dog and you know this. I would ask my kid, āDid you walk the dog?ā And the dog would get excited. He asked me to spell it so he could get ready without the dog following him. So I spelled walk. After a few times same result. Spelling backwards, same result. Then we came up with ambulate and then waited 20 minutes so the dog didnāt associate that word with walk.
AustralopithecusBoisei
We all needed that, thanks a lot
ironymus
#5
JapanesePizza333
#1 This is a really nice picture. Thanks for sharing.
ogabai
Took me more than a moment to realize you linked the wrong image and to understand this was not a disturbing comment.
RevolutionOnHerLips
#6 Ok that made me bawl. Love that he had a whole speech, loved that you could watch the paper flutter because he was so nervous. Loved how she kept reaching for his hands even though her natural instinct was to cover part of her face. That was so wholesome.
jesuisgur
I did the opposite. I proposed in *my* language, which she didn't speak at the time. So she was really confused and it was so fun seeing her trying to asses the situation like Fight Flight or F...
Omnomnomicon
Love that it took 3 tries to open the ring box.
SuitablyIronicMoniker
I kinda want to see the apple dance, too
Nofoxlefttogive
I hope they danced it at the wedding.
WilliamKeith
Single most adorable thing in the whole lot. Memorizing all that pronunciation in a foreign language would be impossible for me.
MadamPuddifoot
Especially an Asian language. Those are hard as fuck!
abbeyrosemama
The paper flutter made me cry. Heās scared but doing it anyways. Brave.
shalafi71
I'm good in front of crowds, but fumbled like that pulling my wedding vows out my tux. :)
InternetAnonymityplz
The internet has ruined me, I misread the first line as "I want to give you a special massage" so I kept waiting for the punchline.
Holinyx05
She forgot about making a video really quickly
TheGriffin
#6 These are happy tears i stfg
shalafi71
So regret not proposing in Tagalog when she sucked me into a Tik Tok video.
sothisishowashitpostfeelslike
#11 Post Con Depression is real
ThinkThisOut
I realize my situation is different than many and it was a bugger of a fight to get here. There is a world where you can enjoy your work
imakesoap
#16 tonight I learned that there are actual penguins in Melbourne. Amazing
Anfalicious
They're Little Penguins, which sucks because growing up the were called Fairy Penguins but that got crushed in the nexus of homophobia/awareness of homosexuality of the 90s. Fairy Penguins for life yo
imakesoap
My daughter had a penguin book when she was little, and it had a photo of Fairy Penguins. Team Fairy Peguin for life!
Anfalicious
And a horrific story, we used to have a house near one of the main colonies, so we would find dead ones on the beach some times (nature is brutal). My cousin got one one day and put it in the grill of his car and drove around town. It did not go down well.
shalafi71
Got damn! I'm guessing your cuz ain't too bright?
Anfalicious
He's now a doctor!
Mindlessselfindulgent
#8 true except for the lil detail that if she's in the mood, period sex is awesome.
InternetAnonymityplz
My wife tells me sex on her period helps with cramps. Just put a towel down!
ThinkThisOut
Someone down voted you, which is crazy. Yes, a handful of hard orgasms every day will ease the pain of basically everything.
IgnisInvictus
#12 Kid. As adorable as that is, that better not be your toothbrush.
Oh. It is. You thought you'd share? Gotcha.
Let's get you a new toothbrush. This is for your mouth only. Understand?
TheVaal
"No. It's your toothbrush."
IgnisInvictus
Yep. That one is just as accurate.
TheVaal
Kids are full of surprises!
Sherpafish
And bodily fluids.
TheVaal
They leak body fluids like a geyser.