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Last night I stumbled upon a post about a kid who said he was torn up about breaking up with his high school sweetheart. I started to feel sorry for him... At least until I went through his comments. Kid had been trolling his ex's posts calling her a pig.
tl;dr: people are shitty; be selective about who you feel sorry for
WillAWillowEverWalllow
Everyone you’ve ever felt sorry for has been an asshole at some point.
SaticoySteel
I hate sob stories in Imgur, keep it somewhere else. We all have problems.
ItsMattyNotDaddy
I always wonder what people would think of me if they read all my comments, and how that compares to how I actually am
DooksandPooks
I feel sorry for People who crave attention and sympathy from strangers on the internet.
WhySoHallelujah
This is not how you use confession bear
PandapandapandapandapandapandapandaIGotBroadsInAtlanta
I understand where you're coming from. With that said, i feel like there's a difference between feeling sorry and feeling compassionate. ✌
orangechrusch
Before reading a sob story, I swipe to the next image. I'm here for laughs. Ain't nobody got time for that.
goodguykharn
This is why I don't post sob stories. You gotta commit if you're gonna be a piece of shit .
Kittymera
lol...
snootchieebootchies
javer80
Kudos to OP for continuing to offer sympathy at all. Some people respond to one bad experience by giving up entirely.
LivingDecomposition
You don't have to go through my history to tell.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
It seems that you like calling people whores and bitches , and dissing women with neck beards.
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Did they not have sarcasm where you grew up?
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
I could ask you the same, because my post was full of
jamineal
Shrug. The points mean nothing and my anger or commiseration change nothing for no one. If someone needs attention bad enough to lie, meh.
SheaBriar
I just skip the sob stories.
Zoltar666
Can I have some of your spare time?
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Buy me a drink, sing me a song, take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long.
Nubsyouwont
Wow he literally has nothing better to do. At least he could get a dictionary and learn a new word or two. Jesus. No sympathy for him
HarrisonDorf
you're a detective. basically
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Consulting Detective*
PoppaRocker
TriggerMeTimber
Ya just like OP goes to children hospitals and makes fun of all the kids with terminal cancer calling them baldies. I've seen him.
meeewww
i'm always selective about who i feel sorry for
YudeeKayFacey
I'm downvoted into oblivion for this very reason.
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
I feel sorry for people who feel sorry for people.
Orangutangy
Personally, I don't have the emotional capacity to feel bad for strangers on the internet.
fullbodysweater
Why are you so against giving sympathy? Is your sympathy so coveted? Compassion shouldn't have a price.
AFelineMassofEyes
You are right, but emotional fatigue is a thing, especially in the domain of attention whores.
fullbodysweater
But you're not forced to react or reply to anyone's posts. If you're fatigued emotionally, wouldn't you ignore the post?
AFelineMassofEyes
Perhaps it depends on the level of fatigue?
RoovyRoo
Imgur doesnt have the best people. There are trolls, attention whores, reposters, some - I assume - are good people.
Opportunist
Sad!
Dondarian
I'd like to think I'm a good person. I mean, my GF tells me I have that great D. So I got that going for me.
Flyndaran
Loads believing in revenge murder, rape as punishment, and child abuse. It's only getting more vile as time goes by. :(
DenaliRaven
Over on Reddit we have great people, the best people. Trust me. Everyone's saying it!
SargentSarcasm
Don't you have a country to run Mr. President? Get off imgur.
DenaliRaven
We're going to make a wall, a great big wall on the border with Imgur, and we're going to make Imgur pay for it! It's going to be great.
assmaster4000
'I'm gonna install a firewall and they're going to pay for it!'
AwkwardLee
Yeah, I'm none of those first three things you mentioned. I do most things awkwardly.
sonic745
And you forgot immature babies.
whitewater0034
So, just like every other walk of life then.
ImHereToGetDownvotes
The internet is worse. In real life, you're not anonymous and when you actually have to look people in the eyes you behave better.
whitewater0034
I had to chuckle at the first part, The internet is worse than real life. Sounds like the begining of a meme :D
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Have you SEEN the internet? It's good for the most part, but does tend to bring out the worst in people
whitewater0034
I don't want to sound like the "in my day" person, but it seems to have gotten a lot worse in the last few years.
draagmad
CSI: Imgur
MyUsernameWasMyRealName
Me too.
FilipeNogueira
I would watch it.
twicetheheart
please don't fuck cats
draagmad
IceCold01
FilipeNogueira
Sneeki breeki people.
FriendlyGodlessHippie
Zoom in on that comment section and enhance
MaddingtonFair
On the www, sob stories are considered especially heinous. On Imgur, dedicated OPs investigate these felonies, members of an elite squad...
MaddingtonFair
known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. DUN DUN!
36roentgen
I'd watch it
AllBoobsAreGreat
That username though
draagmad
fe1od1or
degenerator
Thanks to @OP, I see that there are two kinds of story: the sob story and the S.O.B. story.
VonCalico
The kid called his ex a pig after he got cheated on for 2 years, and is in highschool, @op is just looking for cheap points.
KBCoco
Ha!
iHveNoCleverName
WHAAAAAA!
MyUsernameDoesntCheckout
Crime Scene Imguration
TheDickConnoisseur
@ExtraUpvote
ExtraUpvote
+1
bjuttejuppe
Okay, where is that double like button when you need it?!?
SuchaPunchableFace
You do what now?
sinistermiss
WinchesterTavern
CSI Miami: guilty until proven innocent!
FieryFarts
YEAHHHHHHHH
MemeDissector
this scene, except he's chubbier, and is coated in screen glare and nude.
Noob3rts
Thanks for that lovely picture.
kaiserdas19
YEAAAAAAHH
CorgiCircus
ReallyBadMemory
hodorgoestomordor
Two sides to every story... try not to judge based on the first side you hear.
BoooBerry
Sometimes there actually is enough to go on though.
NapkinBob
Or... Just try not to judge.
Daeyelle
Try not to judge regardless
Ladedrikken
He can still judge a person on how they handle a situation, there is ever a good reason to be a dick.
ThisIsPelicanECHO419isAnybodyReadinMe
Three sides to every story... your side, their side, and what actually happened
Mockingbirb
But... but that's un-internettish!
mufasa1028
ismellmagicmarkers
ugivebadgrammaradvice but ugivegreatlifeadvice
hodorgoestomordor
Thanks man! I have a great marker here if you ever want to visit
ProphetTenebrae
Understanding is a three edged sword.
StarkeRealm
Your side, their side, and the truth.
ProphetTenebrae
NotAnIroningBoard
Comprehension is a fork
ShadeEmberi
We are all Kosh
ProphetTenebrae
mufasa1028
There's 3 sides to every story; his, hers and the truth
ProphetTenebrae
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Like angel blades.
Ahealias
The supernatural fandom is everywhere
ProphetTenebrae
I've seen that hentai - just too much futa for me to enjoy.
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
ProphetTenebrae
There is absolutely no reason any well adjusted person capable of functioning in human society would.
NivalisAngelus
I'll go ahead and add that anime to my list.
ProphetTenebrae
To be strictly accurate - it's called Angel Blade.
Entartika
I don't have a single negative comment. Not bragging.. I've been on here a long time and my 1st account I realized I was a dick.. I changed.
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javer80
Sure. Oh, is this not the one you meant?
javer80
They say a person's first reaction is instinct. The second is who they really are.
RingRingRingRingRingRingRingBananaPhone
Interesting. I’ve never heard that saying before.
RelykTerrah
Does this still hold up today?
stoler202
Or you could just be deleting every comment that gets downvoted...
RoutemasterFlash
Then you must be like the blandest Imgurian alive. KAPOW!
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
Most of my negative comments are about my hatred for pineapple pizza
mcstreetz
Not today buddy! Fuck pineapple pizza! +1
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PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS GOD! MAY YOU STEP ON A LEGO EVERY MONDAY MORNING YOU DISAPOINTING BALOGNA SANDWICH!
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
Yeah, exactly, they react just like that! Spot on.
74919739485937375036363382639505639293758439837475047728374887
Lol i legit love pineaqqle pizza tho, not enough to hate non eaters but i lub <3
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Though*
fishfinder401
whats his username... i want to... pay his upvotes a visit
everettscott
Yeah, witch hunts! Mob justice! woo!
jpbrown20
That'll teach him!
FutanariSafari
https://imgur.com/user/plot52 here u go
Sn4f
Did he delete everything?
StarkeRealm
I find that weirdly amusing.
FutanariSafari
yep
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
It's one of my latest comments. Should be easy to spot. That's all I'll say.
StarkeRealm
Not that easy now, amusingly. He seems to have taken down his posts, or at least some of them.
fishfinder401
time to put a dent in his 277 points
fishfinder401
ok, works for me
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
Definitely on his side and wouldn't want to make him feel worse. Why start a witch hunt on him? He sees them everyday and is reminded of it.
synfinitehell
Just visited the guys page. Holy shit do not fuck with imgur fans. Looks like everyone went through every one of his posts and Downvoted.
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
She cheated on him with his best friend. Maybe that's why he's putting such ugly comments on her posts. I don't condone it but I'm.....
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iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
I wouldn't dabble in it though. Sucks for her and him but hes suicidal and just a kid. Too bad his parents can't be notified to get him help
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
Wow you got me. I didn't investigate as much as I should have then. Sounds like he just was insecure of her cheating without her doing it.
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
He put two totally different posts about the same subject but different facts. I'm with you now.
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
as well, which is what I imagine he wanted. You can see on her posts that she hasn't retaliated even once. I don't think his behavior 2/
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
is justified. That said, I don't think people should harass him either since he's obviously unstable. 3/3