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Only true gamers gonna understand this.
biggystigs
24/7 Adam Sandler goddamn that one got me
bronypokey6918
UpUpDownDownLeftRightLeftRightBASelectStart
ImperatorFuzzy
Oh hey, Turtles in Time. That was a great game.
devilsbitch
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT STUCK MY FINGER IN MY CAT'S MOUTH WHEN THEY YAWNED
AnimeSourceBot
Bu.. but Pokemon Centers are privatized..
underageotters
#18 My uncle tried to justify being an asshole by saying it was just the way he was. I told him off and he hasn't spoken to me in years.
FoxAffair
Not to nit-pick, but you could probably tell they're a GOT fan because they're watching GOT...
Gorillionare
+1 for Katarina
Gholateg
the bug politician one happens in WWZ.. this pleases me.
BobbyBobbston
I'd watch that jaws/cars-movie
SergeiBoobtitsky
#46 http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ash%27s_Coma Worth a read if you ever watched the show.
AlwaysAGenBehind
Sucks that it got taken so seriously like all the "BEN" and "Lavender Town" shit.
wholettheusernamesout
Yare yare daze
karizzlemanizzle
24/7 adam sandler
hophopthunder
One can only dream
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
Cineybuns
#1 I just can't properly enjoy the show unless I'm singing along to the theme song as badly as I can.
HylianFox
IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE, NEXT SUNDAY AD
pyr666
I'm trying to imagine what katarina X reaper's kid would be like. then I imagined someone spinning violently throwing shotguns at people.
ratfaceddog
There are more effective ways to be violent with shotguns.
CloakerJosh
Haven't seen any of these, that was great. Thanks.
orgeezuz
Have seen like three of these, tops. Then again, that was great.
Yacobs21
Can someone explain to me how the Stardust Crusaders got detained?
OstravaOfBoletaria
You must be fun at parties.
Aegis7
I don't think they kill innocents (I haven't watched it in a while so I could be completely wrong)
vzon20011
BAKA DOCTOR!
muaddweeb
But what if Metroid was a girl.
46853
...Mother Brain IS a metroid and a girl...
solarshado
Well, actually! -- Ya know what... never mind, carry on...
raptorsoldier
HM01 cut
Raxiel
#17 Halo approves
Dreamdayer
PogoSticksAreUnderated
I think everyone knows his name is John. But they still call him Master Chief or spartan 117
Raxiel
Ehs a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything either way.
KolBoi
#23 OMG is that a god damn JOJO'S REFERENCE?!
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ProOCean
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/a/ab/Joseph-oh-my-god.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140807173126
Sezzler
CheezburgerApocalypse
"Your underwear is showing"
xizar
Who is the chick in the overwatch comic?
curiouscorruption
Katarina from League of Legends. Her ult is spinning around throwing daggers everywhere :^)
xizar
I'm not sure I should thank you for making me read a two year old post for context... but I do thank you for answering my question.
curiouscorruption
Oh geez, I was definitely browsing random and didn't realize it at all. But uhhh, glad to be of assistance, two years late ^^;
Jonsse
To be honest, I never remember which one was Tetsuo and which one was Kaneda
VindictiveRidge
Tetsuo turned into a giant pile of seething meat, Kaneda had a bitchin' motorcycle.
WitcherSchoolDropout
The one who gets his arm blown off by a satellite is Tetsuo.
Navadda
Kaneda's the one shouting, "TETSUOOO!" repeatedly, Tetsuo's the one spending the entire movie resenting it.
devilsbitch
i remember one time me and a friend watched akira in high school, then at the next marching band competition i'd shout 'TETSUO' and 1/2
devilsbitch
she'd shout 'KANEDA' and we did it so much EVERYONE was pissed at us. no one had a fucking clue what we were yelling about
TheNargafrantz
lol the only reason i remember is because the voice actor for Kaneda is in a lot of other things (Vash the Stampede) 1/
TheNargafrantz
/2 and i can hear Vash yelling "TETSUOOOOOO" whenever i think about it
Ekajra
And Tetsuo is Tai from Digimon.
CoolHandRK
Original voice actors, or the remake crappy ones?
damnitdan
My first language is spanish, but I read the spanish ones with english accent. What gives?
Tomiko
I didn't even notice they were in spanish at first, i just read them normally
SirSage
English is dominant to Spanish in the brain. Idk why but I read it somewhere
Robvp
This must be why all my toughts are in english
damnitdan
Really? 80% of mine are too, 15% are in spanish, and 5% are in dog, but only my dogs know.
CreativeToAFault
It's not owlturd, but I like it
SaikyoStyle
This is every Owlturd and that's why I hate Owlturd comics.
Garouleloup
I think he said that he makes a lot of those because people like them and pass them around the most
StarmanUltra
I love Owlturd, but that does describe a ton of the comics. You get an upvote from me
IAskLotsOfQuestions
Yeah, I like Owlturd, but the ones not about emotions are much better.
SaikyoStyle
I like Owlturd aswell but holy hell why so many comments about the main character getting fucked by a jacked up guy, representing his life?
CreativeToAFault
SaikyoStyle
Then don't comment, kappa.
CreativeToAFault
SaikyoStyle
You do though, if even a little.
ChloePrice
Silverbananahorse
He is a boy but looks in the mirror longingly dressed as a girl. For he does not know what he is.
Peendidiler
Hairy legs and an Adam's apple...
fygfhgug
He's having an identity crisis me thinks
OphirAbitbol
Dude decided he is a dudette
cyberpunxie
I think he accidentally picked "girl."
HeyItsEmerald
i feel like its a joke about transgender people
sarahthelizard
Not necessarily negative though....
HeyItsEmerald
i never said it was. im trans myself, and found it kind of funny
sarahthelizard
Oh true, just stating it, not disagreeing. :)
Pakerious
The last on he is looking in a mirror after going trans
LordBarringtonBunks
A person IS trans, they don't GO trans.
InverseNarnia
He thought he was a boy but the game made him question his gender.
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
He realizes he actually identifies as a "she" instead.
BalthazarShermerhorn
He's a grill now
dictatorchang
You get all the points
MLGsamantha
Bear grill?
BalthazarShermerhorn
George Foreman grill
FedoraWearingDragon
Some people choose a diferent gender when playing pokemn, mostly in replays, thats what i thought, but him questioning his gender is funnier
Frogapus
Happens a lot with trans people. We use video games as a chance to experience the gender that feels right for us.
sarahthelizard
True dat. "but she's cool!" Not cool, just girl.
LordBarringtonBunks
I'm FtM, and always pick male characters.
ATalkingMushroom
Everyone here's talkin' about transgender shit, but I thought he just decided to be a girl in the game 'cause that's what guys do.
sarahthelizard
It could really be taken either way, I guess.
Lefthandturnsignal
Especially if its a third person game.
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
He got gotta look at the butt, I want it to be a butt I want to look at.
RetailCat
Wouldn't have leg hair if that was it. It's definitely real life, the question is just how.
ChloePrice
Tbh in games I always make my character female if I can BECAUSE I'm gender dysphoric. :/
sarahthelizard
Transition?
KrampusCopia
I do it because if I have to stare at an ass for about 40hrs I'd rather it be a sexy one.
ZigTech
This
ThePDTX
The dude realized he wanted to be a girl so he had a sex change.
LordBarringtonBunks
If someone is transgender, they don't "want" to be a girl/boy. They already are a boy/girl.
UncannyMonkeyPaw
Well, maybe, or he's a crossdresser.
UncannyMonkeyPaw
And yes "he" and "she" can both be used here depending on the situation (I have friends that are crossdressers, they go by both depending )
InsertUsernameJokeHere
But not always! There are some crossdressers who prefer one over the other.
UncannyMonkeyPaw
No shit chuckles. But at the end of the day it doesn't really matter. Unless I know them personally, their sensibility is no matter to me
AbridgedKirito
I think he's looking at someone with a gender identity crisis or he's gone trans.
LordBarringtonBunks
A person IS trans, they don't GO trans.
Greyz
#10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AbridgedKirito
Moon moon!
TachyonCode
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Daqonium
????
LukeSwishfish
I laughed at this comment more than the entire dump. Well done good sir.
greendogblue
It's the stupid moon emoji on iOS ????
jj999124
All emojis can be considered stupid
Zachakx
They can also be considered awesome because reality is subjective! Though I consider most of them useless.
greendogblue
It turned my moon emoji into 4 question marks so I look like a tumblrina now and I'm sad
SomeCrazyNerd
Don't get that one.
XenoCore
Make sure to read it in the right order.
duckshooter
TheDarkLordOfTrees
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
https://img.memesuper.com/36228f2a523415bb21618a5fc0001c8d_oh-you-meme-oh-you_263-200.jpeg
SaikyoStyle
The moon is a bizarre looking emoji.
xRocketman52x
I chose to interpret it as: he's not a werewolf. He's a were( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Aergius
But where is he aware he's a were( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?
MrWhiteHawk
No, he's not aware but a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) were
DrKriegersFailedExperiment
Fun fact: Entering in that video game cheat code combo, before the Rocket League title screen, gives you the original games title screen
AcidFlash97
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SuperSecretiveNameToHideFromJudgment
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dadjokeschmadjoke
TIL!
ptijay
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chaosfirestorm
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Clineice
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AnythingStupid
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OfficialJoeBiden
It even works if you're playing the original!
GreonBjorn
DUT.
WeedHopper
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LavaSmoke101
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secretlyopiniated
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whipper29
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EndlessFeel
Dot
CoolHandRK
The Konami code works on Rocket League?
BigTea
It works in a lot of games and even some websites.
Grimmrog
and kills you in another game.
CoolHandRK
Yes, it is a go to "geek" nostalgia easter egg.
Itkov
Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket Powered Battle Cars? Does it play the theme?
uKHorror
Yes, yes it does
herbapet
YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!
SergeiBoobtitsky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYeGqpLDDJ8
DerpyBabu
They only died 16times
DothWhatSheHathSaid
read critical reviews before purchasing this game
DothWhatSheHathSaid
see how the fan boys downvote and make your decision
ThisFrickenGuy
Also read the positive reviews before purchasing so you know the good far outweighs the bad.
dadjokeschmadjoke
It's real good and fun to play. There's room for both casual and serious players.
Skunge
Huh. What's the origin of this code?
Unquote
I think you must be 18+ to visit this website
devo27
If there were only some way to ascertain who created the Konami Code... hmm...
XenoCore
Konami.
SergeiBoobtitsky
Gradius for the NES.
06484
code for 30 lives on the NES game Contra
FlaccidHamster
For us Americans, Contra
SergeiBoobtitsky
Not true, it was used in Gradius before Contra.
FlaccidHamster
yeah but it is considered the contra code
XenoCore
... Konami. I think you've misheard it your entire life.