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Yup, a fullsized, old, badass axe!
All I have are some frozen bananas for scale, sorry.
Thanks @2and900for the awesome gift! First secret santa and I'm definitely not disappointed!
Patternsofculture
USPS probably loved this one....
imostlymadethisup
Someone's trying to get you in trouble.
MaxReboBand
Baeloro
Slightly used axe? Did you send yourself an axe and pretend it was your SS?
MoxxRavenmane
Bah - come on!! Missed a great chance to say "Wishing you a very merry AXE-mas" lol
yedi001
All those "and my axe!" responses and someone actually came through and delivered :O
OstrichBecky
An axe
pinkflyingelephants
Glad you clarified that the turd in a bag was actually a frozen banana.
BannedForNSFW03
Now I want an ax.
Savolion
That's a cut above the rest
lochnessmonsterr
I understood that reference
KingCannon01
Serious murder plot, there's a tracker on it and he will track you down to kill you with it
KingCannon01
Just realized they had your address to send it to you
aproduce
*goes down yo write clever "hide the evidence/murder weapon" joke* ahh god damnit
skipweasel
Can't have too many axes.
OldTownPhantom
The fact that the note didn't say "Merry AX-Mas" disappoints me.
dwaynethetubimdwowning
I was just thinking the same thing! Missed opportunity
Barbatus
Did you get a raincoat and a Huey Lewis album as well?
OhSchloppy1
JarenisMads
Hahaha
BeyondShadow
Does the other side of that card say "You know what to do" by any chance?
2and900
Would you kindly...
TomorrowIsYesterdayTwoDaysFromNow
Thought your frozen bannana was a bagged turd at first glance...
Basis64
Wtf do you eat..
Bukkhockey
That's good old steel!
STinkyBM
Looks more like he sent you the evidence.
soulman901
Or just mailing the AX to murder you with ahead of time. Some murderers just don’t have enough time in the day
BarryLurkin
Taking life hacks.
Vault101survivor
Lexx608
Might want to dust it and run prints through Codis before using...
BarfTittiesGalore
NCIC also
helpusdrzaius
don't forget SVU
mavruda
Great - now it's time to see the world : https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3322/3502512412_2a9b952f33.jpg
tietambrown
The greatest gift one could ever receive.
NondescriptProtagonist
Lookin sharp
lexijean
That's definitely evidence.
liltimmy
LucidAftermath
Came here to reference this. That man is a legend.
2and900
Glad you like it!
Slapthefatcat
I'm just curious as per why the axe? Was it requested?
2and900
He said he likes classic movies, I thought of The Shining, but there's a good chance he already has a copy, but I doubt he has an axe!
jackrabbit61
I want one! Please :)
2and900
Maybe next year, if you're lucky.
teletoad
Lol what were you thinking?
2and900
The Shining
teletoad
Ah, well done
3PON
What's your opinion on Huey Lewis & The News' album "Sports?"
MaxximumB
Now we just need Ajit Pai's address.
gr8whtd0pe
I hear it’s on 4chan.
RunningDeer
I don't get it?
BrycedTea
He needs some wood cut for his fire place
RunningDeer
Oh, ok. I thought he meant kill him with the axe.