FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
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People keep saying these gun nuts use their gun trips to camouflage their blatant homosexual fantasy, frankly I don't see it.
Feb 3, 2021 5:08 PM
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
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People keep saying these gun nuts use their gun trips to camouflage their blatant homosexual fantasy, frankly I don't see it.
MisterLemons
That muzzle blast is gonna clap those cheeks so hard they'll stamp the barrel flat.
TheNamiKage
I'll take "Pics that need to be gifs" for 500.
LinkinPiper
Nice
BigDaddyChapy
That's called partnership, specially when your spotter forgot the tripod for the sniper rifle.
dsmegst
I knew lesbian sex was weird but gay sex is just as weird.
dongsamongus2000
GOD THIS IS DISGUSTING, LOOK AT THESE MEN, NOT WEARING EAR PROTECTION. THAT IS HOW YOU LOSE YOUR HEARING GOOD SIRS.
SherMattLockSmith
Took me far too long to see the third guy....
FarQuad
Free Brazilian!
monkeyfly
How else are you meant to shoot straight?
JustSayN0
Well I mean, it's obvious someone lost a bet here.
TheYoungJaywalker
That dude is about to get his nuts freedom’d by the muzzle brake
JustYourAverageNerd
I've seen this anime! Its something about zombies and highschool students
fullbush
Am I the only one getting rock hard watching this
localroute
You guys don’t do that..?
myballshurt
Thats gonna burn his sack
bigdirtysay
More like his face
threedeviations
What instruction book recommends this?
HanFuckingSolo
Then scoot up so you can have a better chance to see it
PezHead13
That's gonna be toasty
kerlkerber
Imagining what the muzzle brake on that .50 would do that guy...yeesh.
spooktree
and the name of that mountain... brokeback
donkeystothecastle
Scope-back
spooktree
BillPlumber
LOL ?
Kagenical
The balls aren't touching so this checks out.
IsThisHowYouMakeUserNamesImNewHere
"The balls aren't touching, so cheeks out." Fixed.
soulmercenary
Huh? nut to butt’s the rule.
theheebs25
no, it's only gay if your balls touch
lwoshea
something something crack shot
Munchman347
'Two more rounds! I can just start to smell the sizzle of his butt hole!'...
ElpresidenteRazgriz
I would not like to be the guy that's being the rest. The energy coming out of that muzzle brake is pretty nuts
MrE158
There will be nothing pretty about his nuts once that muzzle brake is finished with them.
Jimmyvtss
Yea if they actually shot it he would probably lose his pants.
ohfudgecicles
Are you kink shaming!?
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
Haha. Good call out. Don't kink shame.
AaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyGuy
Muzzle breakin deezz nuts
screem120112
I need a little elevation Cleatus, squeeze yer butt cheeks I tiny bit mooorree... ah yeah sweet. NowI can see my sister through the window
CeterumCenseo
Cleatus: I thought you were looking at MY sister!
screem120112
Guy humping shooters leg; Ain't they the same? Hey, wait a tic...thats my mom!! Sweet
MrPhreak
I like how everyone's talking about the spotter, not the rest
NothingToSeeHereKeepMoving
Because the other one is camouflaged.
Prinzka
Everyone is talking about the rest and how his nuts are about to get braked.
NacLac
I totally didn't realize there were three until this comment.
HommeDeFeu
It gets better, that rifles from barret, if he actually fires it that guys gona need to change his name, sexual identity and religion.
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
You can't see but he is also a spotter. The mirror he uses requires that he be upside down to work.
jansenart
@OP muzzle blast is gonna fuckin decapitate him.
SpaceGigolo
I don't see what's wrong, this is standard Marine Corps training.
galaxieone25177350
Bullshit
ChonkyChungus69
Lance Corporal, can I stop being the bipod now? NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOOT!
ROLANDFIDDLEMORE
It's not gay, if you're in the uniform of the day.
SpaceGigolo
It's not gay if it's underway
Putitinyomama
checkyourprostate
iamayellowteapot
Couldn’t be Marine training... I can see any crayons
SpaceGigolo
Gunny keeps 'em locked up for their safety
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
Hey man nothing wrong with it. They repealed that policy.
SpaceGigolo
Of course there's nothing wrong with it. They still use it at 116A at Pendleton.
Scieron
Of course there's nothing wrong with it. As a kid, my uncle taught me this method on our catholic churches boy scout camping trip.
pollywog73
mine taught me three wrestling holds...the full Nelson, the half Nelson and the Father Nelson...
SpaceGigolo
Same! Our scout masters must've studied together!
Problemwoodchuck
Does the spotter or the sniper get the tastiest blue crayon?
SexGolem
Whomever has a taint that hasn't been destroyed.
SpaceGigolo
The tastiest crayon is red and it's the spotter since he does all the work.
Corfold
Ah, but they said tastiest blue, not just tastiest. So which is the tastiest blue?
myballshurt
You realise there are three guys there right?
Problemwoodchuck
That's an ass-shaped lump or a Lance Corporal, I wasn't sure.
SpaceGigolo
As we said in the fleet, 'More the merrier'