humancolour
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Oct 29, 2016 3:57 AM
humancolour
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Letinstinctprevail
I swear my friends always say she was flirting with me and I have to point this shot out to them every damn time. But I am hella sexy
KlumsyNinja
Oh
Notmyprotein
Same goes for your bartenders, FYI.
taegins
I see that you work for Costco.
HippyKayYay
+1 for "cretin"
reverendleonard
So you're saying there's a chance...
mustang2733
Well you don't need to be a meanie about it...
the12thletter
Cashier started making small talk, then suggested I stay for coffee (it way a really slow day). When I said yes, she "had a boyfriend". FML.
FemaleINTJ
Had a guy get a job at the pizza shop I worked at just to "be with me all night". Please don't do that, I was happy to go home that summer.
onemogitire
But there was something special about the way she smiled to me...
AlaskanMatt
Feminism is fun.
RedroverRedrover
This isn't feminism. Just stating a truth which should be fairly obvious.
DrEXTREME
I assume this with every women i meet.
itsGood4you
Hmph, but what if a gay cashier is nice to you? My roommate is constantly having gay cashier being extra nice to him :D
lowsky
There was this one time... when everything was different. Maybe the planets were all aligned right
mynewcharacter
I work in retail so I'm in retail mode when I interact with other retail people doing their retail things to me
owenmason
there should be at least a tiny sliver of white in this pie chart. I speak from experience.
ulnek
There is a third option: there's a contest for best customer service. I worked in a store that has this.
iheckedup
I met my fiance as a semi-regular customer, he was the only customer who genuinely made me laugh and who's dick I wanted to see
Sm9yCg
There's a lot more white space on the rectangular chart (even though someone wrote text into it) than black space.
marceloorigoni
Even if it's outside the Supermarket?
strudelman
You'll notice most of the image is white. That's right. Go for it.
thatguyeveryoneknowsbutnobodyremembershisname
Strive for greatness!
jenesasquatch
NotAPervert
Just the way I like my neighborhoods
goochthecat
Now do it with male cashiers.
RenamedUser
As a former male cashier/salesperson - doin a good job makes me happy. Buuut, I am marrying a former customer next year! ;)
whyiseverythingupsidedown
As a former male cashier/salesperson - two words: Commission Payments
SirGentleman
What's it like being a former male?
whyiseverythingupsidedown
My transition to attack helicopter was worth it.
TheOneTrueJoebot
Better believe I'll change my voice a misleading octave to sell more to that overly excitably gay man
whyiseverythingupsidedown
Had my ass groped by a cougar. Sold 6 full spec iMacs as a result.
LettucePrime
RenamedUser
I gave lady her order for free (her birthday) and she asked if I've ever hugged a cougar before and made me come around and hug her lol
RenamedUser
So no extra sales. Just a fun story!
syntaxxor
Not always true
Tipper88
You need this pie chart.
syntaxxor
Well, after having slept with a cashier.....
Tipper88
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
syntaxxor
So, what you're saying is, there should be a white sliver in the pie chart? Gasp.
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
The pie is a lie
flamingflamingo
I'm an overnight supervisor at a walmart. There are two regulars who greet me with "hey beautiful" and I have to be nice every single time.
ProfessorMorifarty
What's the alternative? "Beautiful?! HOW DARE YOU!" Sure it's tacky, but it's such a benign thing to get upset about.
wofulunicycle
"Hey, ugly."
flamingflamingo
The first few months of it I took it as a compliment, it was nice. But now it's smiles and smalltalk and uncomfortable loitering.
ProfessorMorifarty
Ah, that's different. A male partner at the firm I work for always says, "hey handsome," to any particularly well-dressed men that day. >>
ProfessorMorifarty
He never makes it uncomfortable or takes it too far, but people still manage to get up in arms about it.
flamingflamingo
According to the extraordinarily soulless sexual harassment videos I've had to watch, 'hey handsome' DOES count as 'yellow light' speech.