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silverskeeter44
Evil...I love it
Ikindofhavea6packandlovetacos
Ive paid waayyy more than $100 to get my goop on a girls head...
StTriniansHeadBoy
So...he wants to fuck her. He knows he can't. So he does this instead. That's what's happened, right?
Orb99
1 simple trick to get all the ladies to love you!!
RavennaMagnus
TheGhostInAJar
He's the one playing head games
thirdworldrepresent
Cracks eggs on head? Pull that schtick and she should've cracked his nuts.
JamesAHarrod
Igetmynewsfromtheweatherreport
Hahaha, what a dick.
ilovereubensandwiches
Jump him and rub your head all over him...
wiredcoat
Eggcellent.
TheRicM
*Eggshellent
maintaineyecontact
BlueBomber05
You, have got to be yolking me
MissSpelledTattoo
Eggsactly
Oneguy675
TreadstoneJB
GhostleyNerdicus
I was expecting it to be hard boiled!
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
If someone enjoys watching people be cunts to each other for no good reason I generally assume they're a cunt too.
Yokosumari
This is stupid as fuck.
frikadeli
That's just douchy and mean.
Sheprador
What an asshole.
OatmealBreakfast
That's why we say "cash up front".
JoeKoolSDG
OneCraftyHooker
haha, yes! I love this stand up
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Some people pay good money for hair treatment that basically amounts to eggs on your head. Really is good for shiny locks.
luminescene
Bisright
I prefer it being filmed vertical on imgur if it's oc. I watch on mobile and fills whole screen.
IAmNotACatISwear
I guess it's just me, but nobody posts this on the ones that are so tall I have to scroll to watch each part of a single gif.
Kind0ne
Ireplietomyownpostsbecauseihavesplitpersonality
iwillcorrectyourgrammar
He's totally getting laid after that
Vaanhalen
Angry sex!
jeandolly
But not with her.
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
Laid to rest, maybe.
glaug
Yeah, he's just egging her, knockin her down a few pegs, totally works bro
GreenAce92
Gotta get that shame justification, get on yo knees and pray
bigpapakrabs
laid to rest
RadioKies
That might happen, she is stupid enough to fall for the multiple egg on head joke. I thought this would only work on young children.
ImgHolic
Laid more eggs
oldirishproverb
Deliberate egg joke? I love it !
chronovore
The yolk's on all of us.
jadespider
because she's gonna murder him and shove the body up a chicken's butt?
DoubleBaconGeniusBurger
Sounds like my first time. Ahhhh, summer love.
SkytechCEO
Sounds like the best kind of sex.
TinPinFTW
Real crime here is filming in portrait.
theAmbiguityIsKillingMe
Indeed. Vertical Video Syndrome, or VVS for short, is no laughing matter!
SlimSkeeter
Saw that coming a mile away
fr1080f
You have good eye sight
tzxAzrael
yep, soon as he described the terms. "nonono.. you pay me $100, then i let you crack up to 4 eggs on my head." at the same time.. neither >>
tzxAzrael
of them is young. i feel like she should have known better already, probably through previous experience with him.
Pipetri
I thought he was just going to walk away with the 4th egg.
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
This is one hell of a stone age joke.
CrabWallet
First-year contracts professors use these kind of examples to explain things like part-performance, risk of loss & unilateral offers.
fivecharacters
And then second-year contracts professors explain things like reasonable expectation, good faith and malicious negligence right?
CrabWallet
Malicious negligence is an oxymoron. Negligence is by definition an un-intentional tort. Also, I've never heard of second-year contracts.
fivecharacters
Not US, also not English. Also not common law. We have varying degrees of negligence, including malicious bordering on malfeasance.
fivecharacters
Might not translate correctly. I don't do international contracts, thank god.
fafnir77
I don't get this at all
TrustyFart
He promised $100 for breaking 4 eggs on her head. He dropped the 4th one on purpose so she had 3 raw eggs on her head and no money.
fafnir77
How is that funny? "I'm gonna give you $400... NOT!" *everybody laughs.
KeeleonOhms
Bazinga!
fafnir77
Exactly
KeeleonOhms
I understand the plot. It's just stupid, pointless and unfunny. Why is it on the FP? I hate people.
NoDreamsJustMemes
I thought I was missing something since a lot of people seem to find it great...but no, I guess not. It's just shit.
fafnir77
It's like something out of idiocracy.
fafnir77
It's like something out of idiocracy.
Siwieweah
What a douche nozzle. He had better pay her!
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
Up voted for being a decent person.
TheJazzGhost
I agree. I think it was a dickish prank.
KeeleonOhms
As tho this isnt just a stupid forced viral video...
H3RLA
Deal is deal - the deal was 4 eggs and not 3...
c0dengo
No. The deal was also that he Would do all four. He's still on the hook for the $100 and she should claim it.
DingenForester
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
malbec
I would downvote you 100,000 times if i could, and you would deserve every bit of it.
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
I guess people felt the same about you.
malbec
/shrug
glaug
Same to you, shitweasel
SuperCrux
Nah.
SettiBetti
He really should pay her... Maybe if he gets 4 more ln her head c;
SuperCrux
Nah.
NihilistArbysBannedAccount
GreenAce92
Someone's going to get a fish hook through day anus.
Mediocrerye52
All I could think the whole was. $100 eh? I'd let you break the entire dozen
S0lenn
Id do it free
NormalWeirdo
Oh you.
Murdocm
Yeah, I can wash the egg off my head, but you aren't getting the $100 back.
bbarker3
Are you Canadian?
LargeHoman
I'd let him do it for a Klondike Bar.
CaptainLegot
I'd do it for $20
skelitor120
id do it for like 5 dude its just eggs
SpidermanIsAMenace
I'd do it for a dollar
HansSmoothh
20 bucks is 20 bucks
Wokeupinthislikethisisntmyhouse
I'd do it just to be internet famous
GayerthanHitler
Then you could make more cash sellimg merch
ralphie84
How do you one up 'internet famous'?
EntertheEHPR
Sauce: https://youtu.be/Z-9VPMCGgPc you would not believe how many people have smashed eggs on their heads on YouTube though.
hypostatic
dam not enough people upvoting sauce anymore
JaminBickel
fanks
Bootsy81
What accent is that? The seem American but it sounds almost Scottish. Some kind of Canadian accent? Whatever it is I like it.
hellomissgrim
Hes Scottish, but live in new zealand.