MmmMmmGood
96758
2029
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Jun 14, 2022 1:11 AM
MmmMmmGood
96758
2029
94
redpandabanana
#4
SteamingTheCat
#25 I don't know when I *first* learned that lesson but now I relearn it.. every... Single... Day...
annonymouse211
#20 I feel this in my soul
MmmMmmGood
Me too ?
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
Lol the last one - 29. This year. I finally got it.
ConsumerOfStories
#7 Okay, so I can empathize with that level of guilt, but couldn't they have just mailed the snow globe back with a nice letter?
PTFCMcGee
But when would everybody cheer when they gave the lamp back?
BeanTootsAreBest
#1 please be real
somnif
It was vague data from one very poorly designed study, which hasn't held up on further investigation.
lizlemlerlon
It's unfortunately not. :/ From a study in 2011 https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-ivermectin-nigerianstudy/fact-check-fda-says-male-
AllysiaAiua
Unfortunately, while it might be, most of those individuals have already reproduced, and so this particular stupid won't have suffered
AllysiaAiua
pressure early enough to remove itself from the gene pool.
YourIceCreamMan
#1 ... Sound ON ?:
VicinoOrsini
El Risitas and his story of the one day he ever worked in his life always deliver...RIP
Wraid
#6
tangybreath
#1 unfortunately, most of the guys that took it are too old for it to matter. Theyve already passed on their dumbfuck genes
onlymostofthetime
#17 who would name their boyfriend the day?
boevis
Typically you don't get to name your boyfriend, I guess in genderbent Alabama?
RevengeIsIceCream
It’s the “we have The Weeknd at home” version.
12ashwind
#6 *whispers* closing a goddamn door, no-
HisBubbliness
#9. "No" is the appropriate response to this scenario.
Stenosa83
#2 AND I SAY HEY-YEY-YEY-YE-AY HEY-YEY-YEY. I SAY HEY! WHATS GOING O-ON?!?!
andybandy
#25 i'm sure i'll realize it sooner or later
popejubal
#6 much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poisoned rationality.
andreyhimself
35
EroticZombiePants
#9 This is the ultimate power move.
TheMostModestMouse
#8 think of how dumb the average person in. Now realize roughly half of all people are below that line
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#25 this actually worked for me, so I guess I can’t complain. I think I gave my children too optimistic an impression of things, though.
sgnight13
#1 as gleeful as I am at the prospect, I can't find a good sauce to confirm this. Best I found was a reference to a dubious study in Nigeria
lindabelchersfirstcousin
#10 is hilarious. Fuck you.
kaeldra
Its stuck in my head now
schmoo38
My friend doesn’t get it?
schmoo38
Panda lamp—bam-ba-lam?
krowonod
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hk0e2HFFk1I
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
“Whoa Black Betty bambalam” sounds like “Whoa Black Betty panda lamp”
lindabelchersfirstcousin
LOL!!!
poifacerob
#19 AND WHO TF IS TOM BODETT
exbenedict
#1 sadly the majority of the people eating horse dewormer are also the same ones that had kids right after prom.
meauho
It's also not true: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/09/15/fact-check-false-claim-ivermectin-causes-sterility-85-men/83195
exbenedict
Regardless of the veracity of the original statement, mine stands. They still eat it and they’re still fucking stupid.
definitelyNOTVigotheCarpathian
#1 - where can i buy some?
Gen1Optimus
#14 Brisbane, is that you?
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
#23 don't look up was absolutely superb. Perfect balance of drama, comedy, suspense, and sci-fi with a stellar cast to boot
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
I just can't get through it. Gives me all the Bad Feelings. Too close to reality and it sickens me.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
That is definitely the truth... it hurts to watch for sure... but I think it's worth it. To me really good entertainment makes you feel
Flooferdoof
iamdanman
#4 who tf is this guy and why does he look like me
whitefoxkei
Shou Tucker from Fullmetal Alchemist.
redpandabanana
iamdanman
Even the shitty facial hair wtf
CosplayComet
#8 holy shit what a succinct way to put it!!
Couchwarrior1337
I'm a freaking idiot about most things but holy shit the pandemic alerted me how many people would die if instinct didnt force...
Couchwarrior1337
their lungs to breathe.
EarthTourist
Right? Nailed it
mandy009
eff me. I'm ignorant on how to get along w most people. I'm genuinely stupid at solving problems with teamwork and I'm working on my self.
LeJoop
Look at you already doing more to address your own problems than most people! You will be fine and just from that I’m sure you’re not…
LeJoop
…nearly as bad off as you think
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Simply by saying those things leads me to believe you're in the top half of the intelligence scale. You'll be fine.
preventerfire
The worst part is they all think the same thing
TawdryMittens
The same folks that think Olive Garden is fancy.
CosplayComet
Hey, I know my limitations. I know I'm not a genius. But it genuinely concerns me how UNBELIEVABLY STUPID so... many... people are.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
I'm smart enough to be scared of how stupid I can sometimes be.
JayEnfield
According to testing, I am an 99.9th percentile intellect. And I'm a fucking moron. :(
JayEnfield
So... Gather up 1000 people, and I'm the smartest one there. We're basically fucked.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I make a strict difference between being intelligent and being smart. I'm intelligent, but dumb af
GasBandit
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of everyone is stupider than that." - George Carlin
CosplayComet
But some are smarter!!! .....right ?
UncleShrimp
Yes... Half...
WhatBackWaterCountry
It should be median, not average. But I guess that would be too confusing for the bottom half.