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Mar 7, 2019 6:12 PM
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InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
#3 TIL some people are blown away by acronyms
kopownd
Yes
Vysard
....Who puts make up on their fingertips?
AdmiralCJ
#6 *hearing-impaired grimace and raise their middle fingers*
JPRiddles
#17 cuffed?
Calicoastin818
Yesss I drive a BMW with idrive that dial in the middle I got a rental from ins company a chrysler 200 and the shifter was like that uggh
NowYouAreMine
docchloroplast
#3 I feel like I'm too old to understand that... and yet I do :/
boarbque
Phones that flash: For the hearing impaired. Because they still text like MFers.
TheOnlyWulf
#2 I've always wondered... has anyone ever actually gotten a taste of chip dust on first lick while performing cunnilingus?
ILoveWings
#2 and I'm both
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
#3 The Rosetta Stone of meme-speak.
AlexanderGibson
#1 he's still making music. It's been pretty good
EiGudeWieWoMachstenHie
Seems like Peyton Manning grew up a bit over the years.
jakeinthehood
Gotye also did a song called Hearts a Mess which is great and came out before that hit
obelisksarecool
#6 my sisters deaf she needs the flash. But she is at the bottom of the foodchain.
Humanzee2
When someone says One hit wonder when they’ve been around for 10 years, toured 3 times and I’ve got all seven albums. But radio.
CassiusPolybius
The gearshift dial actually works surprisingly well. Like, astonishingly so.
dbninc
#6 Yea, all those jerkoff deaf people should just learn to hear the notifications like everyone else!
MantisTobagganMD
#1 That whole album was awesome. And he's still making music, it just doesn't hit US charts.
KHD02
This
floofnmeeps
Waaahmbulance
How does that even happen??
JusSumDood
A couple of our shop trucks have a dial shifter and if you're dumb enough to mix up the two you shouldn't be driving
QuietImIncognitus
Agreed, I drive a car that has one of these and you can definitely tell the difference between it and a volume or other kind of knob
Surely
That's.....actually a good point
mongoose40
You also need to apply the break to go from drive to reverse.
Drzhivago138
They're completely different sizes and don't turn the same.
MelodyLightfoot
#14 That's a huge assumption there, it's more likely they didn't even graduate high school
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
Also, BuzzFeed has different sections for different things. Their News is actually pretty decent.
serakaida
Sad thing is it's a "real" article. I was hoping for an April 1st prank but sadly no.
morgan0073
How does ed Sheeran fill those albums with just one song.
Bigcurly2000
I don't think his songs are samey, but I do think they're 100% commercial, lowest-common-denominator, two dimensional saccharin pap.
pandorafalters
https://youtu.be/UAWcs5H-qgQ
RealScruffy
Agreed, but damn it if they aren't catchy
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
All of them?
Socom2USNavySealsForThePS2
1# HEYlOtSoFmUuuSicians Have Doeone ThIs
Socom2USNavySealsForThePS2
I FUCKING HATE IMGUR AND HOW WHEN i FUCKING HIT ENTER ITY DOESNT GO DOWNL A LINE
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
First world problem: the closest IKEA is six hours from me (one way). I used to live 20 minutes away. I miss IKEA.
GuW69
I live 5min ftom IKEA, I drive by atleast twice a day, I haven't been inside yet
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Well, obviously you have all the furniture and/or money you could ever need. Pleb.
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HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I live in Mobile, AL currently. I was stationed at the Pentagon several years ago and lived near Potomac Mills.
Raecracy123abc
Oh haha I was referring to living in Washington State but I'm actually from Washington DC area and know that area well, thats funny
Larirari
Nikkaless
Soooo....deaf people?
unlikeableonline
What is this, some sort of personal attack?
toraty
My mom has this, only cuz she’s deaf in one ear completely and it helps her know when she’s get a call or message
AnotherPsychologicalDisaster
I'm not sure either, but I think it's talking about the flashlight. Some people have there phones flashlight flash when they get a text.
Bigcurly2000
I didn't even know that was an option, yep that would be really annoying!
Waaahmbulance
I knew a flight attendant that would keep her iPhone in uniform breast pocket and when it did this, she’d joke she’d just flashed you
Lulabel73
I do it! It’s so I can find it in my bag.
SuperBeetle76
It’s so when you’re in meetings you can disturb everyone with a deaf dance club instead of disturbing everyone with noise
maliciousGman
Some people have their phone's camera flash set to go off when they get a message/call. It's super fucking annoying.
Saddamhuss
Yeah that's exactly why we download the app.
Daeyelle
I know right!? Fuck my deaf co-worker for needing to know when they get a message, and fuck people with phones that don't vibrate
NotWelcomehere
WHAT? Since when?!
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
Iphones bro. Imgur doesnt use them
maliciousGman
Middle-aged with zero situational awareness tend to be the target demographic
IronIce111
I worked in a high school. There was a large amount of them that had it too.
josieexplosion
Unless they're deaf, which is who the feature was made for.
EmotionallyWetSocks
Or people with tinnitus (you’re a cruel mistress). But for real, I gotta keep my phone out at work and I can’t hear if it goes off/vibrates.
salooooza
Being deaf is what is putting them at the bottom of the food chain... Twitter dude ain’t wrong
josieexplosion
True. At least then you're not lonely.
jadack
What about People listning to country? Or Nickelback ?
hotroddadbod
If only there was some way for it to vibrate or something
Daeyelle
Yeah that's usually away better way... except not every deaf person has the phone on their person 24/7
AmachiHitsugi
I'm not even deaf and I don't have it on my person 24/7. It's on a desk most of the time. Not that I use the flash or sounds either...
cowsdoingmath
I had a student who did this in class...
TSwizzle1989
No, I think they are talkong about the flash of the camera (iPhone).
TSwizzle1989
*talking ;)
DildoRodeo
No, the flash put into the iOS to help deaf and hearing impaired see notifications.
SpecialProjectY
12% of global market share, think it's just the US thing...
IWishAussieAnimalsWereMoreCuddly
#1 given the outrageous amount of effort Gotye put into that music video, I'm inclined to believe that was his intention all along lol.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
His two albums were 5 years apart. Maybe he’s just slow as hell writing? No idea.
tommytraddles
Well, the song is written to the tune of "Baa Baa Black Sheep", so he had to put effort in somewhere.
Gacva
Except he has made a lot of great tracks, many IMO better than the one that got popular. 'Bronte' + the music video gets me everytime 1/
Gacva
Reminds me of my dad, who I lost the same year i found gotye. 'State of the Art' is also pretty good.
fjlucky13
damn- i thought that was the guy from Dust Up
silentwolf1999
https://youtu.be/lYlrJ9EwiYA
KillingTlme
https://www.axs.com/the-top-10-best-gotye-songs-86397
SomeCrazyNerd
I actually like other of his songs and knew him before it was cool. (Smug hipster grin)
Bigcurly2000
The other singer on the track, Kimbra, is amazing. Stunning voice, hugely diverse style, it's criminal she isn't better known.
xBenoitBallsx
She do Settle Down? Yeah I liked her
hetjr
Agreed!!!!!!!
Dyslexicbirch
His song Hearts a mess was also pretty popular
Humanzee2
It was on my myspace page.
Dyslexicbirch
Good old myspace i believe mine was Eskimo joes from the sea
OdongoAtama
I got to see him live, the original concert venue was really small but after the song got popular, it was changed to a bigger venue. He was-
stinkingyeti
I saw him live at the riverstage in Brisbane.
ealkrjj
- painted into the background, just like the video. It was really weird, nobody could see him. I'm not even sure he was there.
OdongoAtama
- super shy during the performance, saying how the venue was very "roomie." I kinda got the vibes that he didn't like going mainstream.
Kimmilein
Better going out like this than how it turned out for Kurt Cobain
OdongoAtama
He even made the joke that many people would leave after he played THAT song lol
dogmatix
I kinda know the dude, he doesn't want that type of success again. He's made his money, now he's doing his own thing.
Breezier
Check out Bronte by Gotye as well, beautiful song, amazing video. Way better than that pop tune that made them famous.
hetjr
That whole album is fantastic
jonnyincognito
Most of his music is pretty decent in my opinion, but I haven't heard a single one of them on the radio be sides #1.
SpecialProjectY
I find the "Bronte" music video far better [WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LISTEN IF YOU EVER HAD A DOG THAT DIED] https://youtu.be/le34ygtODfI
Raquel
Dot.
TheMaXX37
I love Gotye, I feel that this song can help heal people. I hope I am right.
dogmatix
my gf wanted to name our first son Bronte.
Platypushat
I’m not crying! You’re crying!
BRWABLGABLWRABRABLA
Gotye has been around for a long time, definitely not a one hit wonder!
thatfucknguy
Chumbawumba formed in 1982. 99.99% of the world knows 1 song. They're a 1 hit wonder. Same goes for Gotye... hes a 1 hit wonder.
shitpostiere
Love your username, btw
stinkingyeti
Hearts a mess is my fav track.
BRWABLGABLWRABRABLA
Agreed also an excellent track
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
He has two albums
dogmatix
actually three. But boardface is not my cup of tea.
woodchucc3211
And one hit...
Borkh
Maybe where you're from. Several Aussie hits.
The1stBellicose
In Canada too.
coolguyzone420
After the over saturation of that song by every venue and radiostation in the country. I'm not surprised he became a 1 hit. Can't follow up.
thatdudethatslonely
The rest of the album is outrageously incredible, and he recorded most of it himself. Very talented and I hope he releases more someday
DarkSock
.........IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS
Adato88
Thank you I now have that song stuck in my head!
Teasaurus
AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
coolguyzone420
SEND A CHEQUE TO MY FRIEND RALF
Teasaurus
HAVING GAS ON A PLANE
summersavory
Actually read in an article he hates that song. Dont blame him Honestly. The rest of his music is far superior to that one song.
OdongoAtama
Yup, his albums are very solid, he has far better songs.
healover
Didn't some artist from another continent sue him for stealing that sample from Somebody I used to know?
DaemonicBeing
I think nothing came of it, but the background chime is the same tempo and sounds like "Baa Baa Black Sheep", and English nursery rhyme.
healover
Ha! Never noticed
coolguyzone420
Oh man that's so much worse. Imagine getting famous for a song you don't even like that much. Every show the crowd only wants 1 thing.
GreaterDog
Apparently George Michael wrote Careless Whisper when he was 17 and he hated it
coolguyzone420
Zeppelin hated stairway so much they'd often play a quick 2-4 minute rendition then move on.
tattoogigolo
Like Radiohead and “Creep.”
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
Went to an AWOLNATION concert last summer where the crowd had to literally been to hear Sail. Singer seemed genuinely upset.
Atomic2
Weird, I've seen them at a fest (around 2014 or 2015) and everyone was very into the whole set. Esp Kill your heroes. Great set
Adualion
I'm sad to hear that. I genuinely enjoy tons of that guy's songs. Sail is a banger I guess, but theyve done so many other great songs too.
SergeantTerryJeffords
Probably because he has way better other songs
coolguyzone420
That hurt my heart. These artists try so hard.
highfiveskittens
I struggle to buy an album if I don’t think I’ll like more than 4 songs yet these people buy $100 tickets for one