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You're not going anywhere thief.
Kids are dumb
He was slashing a tire.
MininMark
clownbusiness
TinyPoods
MrsWhatsit
Ok, the sparkler in the mouth is such a Darwin move.
itwasthedroidstheywerelookingfor
TheScottishRonSwanson
imreallyjusthereforthecats
jennysokpuppet
BustyOrangutan
This one nails my reaction to most of these, especially the sparkler guy.
Castle12
TheNameOfThisUserIsRelevant
OMG I relate to this on a spiritual level.
guardingtheinfiniteabyss
TheOneThatGotBanned
this guy
zapsdiputs
Kid, I wouldn’t even chug SKYY vodka from the bottle...
USMCBRO
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
ChameleonFacedGoon
there it is
88mphDelorean
epoke
I really wanna know how that whole security knocking out the girl turned out. I saw the gif a while back, but got no story.
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
She had to write an apology. He was cleared. Her name is Bridget Freitas. It was at Miami Hurricanes game.
ironmansmetalundies
lancelittle15
I just want to point out the awareness of the gun holder in the store. He repositioned so the bag boy wasn't also in the line of fire. A+
DanconiaX
Off duty Brazil cops. They get plenty of times to practice.
buckleupphuckface
CassJo
Maahes0
Ahh I have a new reaction gif for this:
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
I'm actually surprised there isn't any tide pod gifs in this too
witmanfade
Enderman526
Yea I instantly regret it when I leave my shoe behind too
raknor88
Sewer gasses are bad.
bamcobra
Kind of feel bad for this guy. At least he was making a feeble attempt to avoid littering.
noclueofxenon
Taking off my shoes
Zaknafeinv
Theonethatdoesntneedagun
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o4kill
#2: Thank you for your concern Sergeant, I was making a U-turn and seemed to have lost traction, I'll just go get my tires checked.
glorifiedPoster
lolapples
The fact that all 5 comments are gifs of this beautiful man, warms my heart.
blowingraspberries
Now 15.... :D
FLambda
#outoftheloop here... What's this guy's name?
asseenonnetflix
shaheenery
The fact that none of them used the direct link to just let me hover....
shaheenery
The fact that it was MY stupid browser and I deserve to look like an ass so I'm leaving this instead of deleting my idiocy.
PepsiIsBetterThanCocaCola
This is why I hate it when people delete their comments. LET ME LAUGH AT YOU, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
soapydux
Seriously who the fck puts a lit sparkler in their mouth
Kyorbi
There is a special kind that doesn't hurt, somehow burns cold, but this obviously isn't it.
lurker314
Does it use cold fusion?
Kyorbi
Idk, some Russian sparklers my uncle brought. But holding your hand up to the sparks did nothing. Felt like sand dropping onto your hand.
DorthLous
Especially since they burn under water ^^
fujnky
Actually, they don't. I tried it myself. Don't know if they're made differently elsewhere
twostepsfromlost
Yep, they create there own oxygen when buring, also alot use magnesium which laughs at water once light,
kambojah
TIL and gotten a new thing to do
skincancerisfun
A boring person who wants people to think they're interesting
ThisIsNetsu
That made me flinch so hard.. jesus christ...
stoots24
I thought he lit the fuse of an M-80 or something, and I was waiting for the explosion...
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Same kind of person who would put a tide pod in his mouth i'd imagine.
TheCynicalShit
Is it just my shitty phone or is #5 with the raw egg stopping short of the kid's reaction?
AliBarber
Yup.
Lifesuckswearahelmet
Great answer
DuckyofDeath123
I like it, it's completely accurate and nice and to the point.
pixe1adrift
FisterC
Okay, that was the only which made me really laugh :-) Thx
DeltaNovum
Thank you was looking for this in the comments.
MogawtyYouTube
LMAO lost my shit when the yolk got launched, thanks +1
SorryBuddy
Thank you for completing the saga.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
DerpeDimmer
DavyDavyDave
Wow. I'm glad I came down here to see this. That was a good laugh.
BlackSiren32
*pop*
ZakMan24
Ok so even this version is cutting short
pixe1adrift
Can't go wrong with the sauce: https://youtu.be/0k6Fbf9bbzI
ZakMan24
Thank you, that was great!
Stevethebarbarbarbarbarian
Your comment is the very first comment that isn't a pic or gif of Ron Swanson. Congradulations.
just4thelolz
Why ARE all the others Ron Swanson?
Aylasita
Only Ron knows..
Stevethebarbarbarbarbarian
None of the people who know will answer. I've never even watched Parks and Recreation.
Itzybitzysnyder
How did my dudes shirt got blown off in #19
AliBarber
Extremely high pressure tires.
Barkinsons
Not only his shirt, the hand is blown off too
IAmGodot
Tire pressure:
DatTicTacDikDoe
That’s a sidewall rip. If you’re gonna slash a truck tire do it in the tread. Sidewall braiding is weak. Wanna see crazy look at split rims.
azgrak
Truck tires take 100psi or more. Go to YouTube for some spectacular explosions. FYI inflating new tires is done with the wheel in a cage.
DatTicTacDikDoe
We have a cage... Doesn’t get used. Mostly we just stand where the ‘splosion won’t get us when inflating tires. :)
Mimsey
This made me wonder, do they use psi outside of the US? 100 psi is a bit under 700 kPa / 7 bar, if not.
fujnky
No they don't. Than you
kalvious
Air pressure goes whoosh
TomServo1138
Thank you, science side of Imgur.
metalfoto
He ded
SwordOfAlabastor
Forget the shirt, did you see his right forearm get blown off?
zoomer296
Holy shit.
Wormbo2
Hmmm, not sure if it's just the angle and quality of gif, but that arm DEF looks shorter... hands down
asm80dfa8sdfj
Or hands 10ft away
ThisGuyHere
or Possibly up on that roof....
donnspringaling
saairj
he ragdolled off that last one HAH. reminds me of wipeout contests in Dave Mirra’s BMX game
CowboyRick
Thats not Ron Swason >:(
exblazer
Sweet!
Enderman526
Ive never noticed until now, the guy on the escalator in the background who falls backwards from the kid sliding past him lol
dweadpiewitwobbits
So much regret on that face.
AliBarber
I enjoyed all of them except for the guy falling asleep and smashing his throat onto another stool.
NihonJinLover
I think he could be on pills or heroin. Looks like he’s dipping to me.
AliBarber
Looks like he's drunk.
ThisIsNetsu
Or the guy who put the sparkler in his mouth, right? That thing burns up to 1100C (2k degrees F). That dude's mouth is seriously fucked.
MechaNinja
The sparkler is self-inflicted though.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Yeah, he was the only one not playing stupid games and immediately winning a stupid prize.
Mishn0
He was really drunk so it's okay.
DushBid911
Why are all the comments Ron Swanson related?? Not that I'm mad, but WHY.
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mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
MrJohnWick
Ya I'm also very curious. So doot
JustAnotherOwlOnImgur
cr0at
PoppaRocker
Why not?
AlexXUndead
ValoSaurusRex
MechaNinja
Just be glad you were here to see it. Best circle-jerk NA
TenaciousB27
Because we know what we're about son
ProfessorCanisLupus
JackOfPizzas
Herd mentality. Everyone thinks they're Ron when really they're Garry
pixe1adrift
Just let it happen
DushBid911
I'm okay with that suddenly
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
6ft1DickC
The guy slashing the tire ended up bleeding out and dying. Stupid to try to puncture a tire with 80-110 psi in it
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
That did happen to a person, but it's not the guy in this video.
skincancerisfun
Got it, don't fuck with truck tires.
6ft1DickC
Or let all the air out first...
pixe1adrift
https://youtu.be/kXnH4QmmA1U I think he was okay. He's slashed, bleeding, but not fatally. Gets up and walks away after.
6ft1DickC
Ah, thanks. Must have gotten the stories mixed up with the videos. The one I was thinking of the dude was down and out
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Couldn't handle the pressure.
OrnamentalTurtle
Ex truck driver can confirm. A fool i worked with tried to pull a rock out of his rear duals. Tire blew and compound fractured his humerus.
OrnamentalTurtle
Not much humor in a fractured humerus 8P. I had to.
6ft1DickC
Oh yeah, when setting the bead on those we have a cage and the air valve is behind a half wall of cinder block for protection
FBGNorvilleBarnes
Hope they were able to fix the tire.
pixe1adrift
the pressure cut him?
zoomer296
If you look closely his entire right hand is gone.
pixe1adrift
Nah, it's still there. https://youtu.be/kXnH4QmmA1U
zoomer296
Ah, so it is. +1
6ft1DickC
The shrapnel from the tire exploding or the knife itself. That's a shit ton of energy exploding out that quick
MechaNinja
Semi-truck tires are worked on in a cage, I'm told, because when they go, they go off like a bomb.
ThisIsNetsu
As seen in that .gif, yup!
NaughtButOne
Cages are for loose tires, because the rim can fly out and catch you in the face. If it's bolted to the truck, no real danger.
5NoteHalf
Dude it BLEW HIS SHIRT OFF in 0.00002 seconds. And part of his arm.
pixe1adrift
Just his shirt. He gets cut pretty badly, tho https://youtu.be/kXnH4QmmA1U
5NoteHalf
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.8236990.5361/raf,750x1000,075,t,fafafa:ca443f4786.jpg
BagelsAreAcousticDonuts
You can see his hand/forearm blow off
Boopdoot
Doesn't blow off you can find longer videos on YouTube where he gets up and holds his arm. Fucked and a lot of blood but not blown off
officialmisunderstanding
I tried to reverse image search and this is what I got:
so do you have a link to one of these videos?
RandomPoopFace
I found this. His arm gets messed up https://youtu.be/enRKvjKr7l0
NaughtButOne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTQu9gB11E8
Lucerto
It's not off, it's behind the bottom stair. It's just looks like it's gone because of the angle.
TyrannosaurusMex
Thank you. If anything, he just exfoliated it.
mimikimmz
Wasn’t sure if I saw it right, now I feel sick.
mimikimmz
If you don’t see it, after the blowup - you can see his lower right arm got shorter (ew) and has white end (bone, EW)
lncorrectGrammerNazi
I don’t see it.
sieg443130
Me either
LMTMFA
you can't see it blow away, but it's definitely gone or severely broken into a corner when he lands.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Ah. Thank you.
BagelsAreAcousticDonuts
Yeah sorry, poorly worded my comment. One second he has an arm, and then the next half of it is gone