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Mar 30, 2016 11:34 AM
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geoscoot
HERP/HIV and a bum knee. Poor girl
Popobutter
This for sure happened.
yippeekiyay801
Of all the things that didn't happen today, this is my favorite one.
Gian4MVP
http://imgur.com/pUfVlHZ
ProbablyDrunkAgain
ItsFantasyy
BETTER CONDOM UP PLAYER
KingBubby
They arent her test results they are his.
Nintura1182
They could be hers. There's nothing to say he didn't keep them when they arrived in the mail.
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
I'll take entertaining shit that never happened for 300.
xXpuzzipowndr6900Xx
I still wanna see her boobs
MindlessGuyAtTheHelm
Bet his heart sank right to his balls in a matter of seconds.
ICouldGoForSomePie
Usually it would but in this case he would get an awfully weird case of heart burn.
coreunit
so the real question here is that is there an uncensored version running around out there
TheManTheyCallJoe
10/10 would like to see
Minimiker
"BETTER CONDOM UP PLAYER" - dank ass response.
littlefreak3
Am I the only one who wants to see what the dude bros comeback to that was?
LoodGookin
nope
Jamesuuu
20 francs this never happened.
graou13
That's like $3.5 for those who are too lazy to convert.
ballq
That was going be my question , is that worth any money ? I only speak USD
WowThisIsDeep
Upvotin for the decently charged phone
Istoleyourbooks
Why has he got his ex's medical records?
ballq
You don't ?
Istoleyourbooks
Nope, don't even have my own
Puytani
Anyone got an uncensored link?
GarbledMouthfull
Nope, 2 people make fake IMessage argument for Internet points, censor the image before they post it. Only they have the uncensored.
Puytani
Oh. Okay.
imgur1stTheory
I bet you could find the uncensored pictures by cutting out the picture of the girl and doing an image search.
McFisticuffs
Here you go. http://imgur.com/96ptpS1
somenumbers
Well played
PopatoMc
Not the comment i was looking for, but definetly the comment i wanted.
Puytani
Well played man, well played :)
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
this is the plot of the movie KIDS
ballq
Doesn't matter had sex ....but thats a fucked up movie btw
jackytheripper
Super fucked up...I saw it in high school and it took some years to get it out of my mind
doubledan
sending someone pics of something they already fucked is like.. really going to show them.
Waaahmbulance
"Something"
Twerklt
He's just securing the possibility that she's identifying as an object. Obviously not to offend anyone.
LittleAldy
Do people actually believe this?
complimentpin
yeah man, people are getting too confident with lies now
TallDude
By the front page status, I figure so.
DaDisser
Does it matter? lol
itseli
the difference between me and you.
vonis22
This is cool n all, but where can a brother find the NSFW version?
weirdnorwegianguy
Hook a brother up
bigpapakrabs
.
SpyroTheDraggin
.
TheBearThatCoudntBear
for of shame
liam26
I'm glad i didnt have to scroll to far to find this comment. seriously hook someone up.
PopatoMc
.
gulomm
And today on things that are definitely real.
Lockhunter
You.. I like you :P
Asoriam
This is not 9gag
navicat
Isn't it illegal to knowingly give someone and STD?
ballq
Depends on state
TeeWhet
It is aggravated assault. And if they die (HIV) then it is aggravated murder in US.
PopatoMc
That's the way it should be.
navicat
I feel like this information needs to be more available for victims of these kinds of things.
TeeWhet
Most people dont want the embarrassment of people knowing they have an STD, so they dont come forward.
ThatKTMguy
The proper response to anything a new boyfriends says is, "how does my dick taste?"
ravnicrasol
"After the first inch it just tastes like pussy."
superjaybaby
Shiiiiit.
LonelinessAndDespair
I believe he referred to the mouth taste. Kind of makes me want to throw up when i remember how many dicks my ex ate.
ThatKTMguy
Equally brutal :)
guilhermedidi
DAYUM
Thegreatjewdini
Yeah but she still ripe for a titty fuckin'
NotOnTheRugMan
Lol
MobiusAzarath
Still ripe!? XD
Joshuanonymous
Mission first. Debriefing later.
Gomizzi
Savage
KrackWrinkle
Thanks for keeping it classy.
VodkaReindeer
Better have your wang pointing south just in case.
iDrinkDrano
That's how you get herpes on your bung
PlaidWearingCanadian
"bung herpes" sounds like a 90's grunge band name
iDrinkDrano
I bet their stuff would be so bad, so good
ThatBitchBetterHaveMyHoney
True that Arnesto, right on the money.
VodkaReindeer
*HIPAA intensifies*
demonjester1515
HIPAA only applies to providers, processors, and clearinghouses of medical information. It does not apply to private citizens in most cases.
redjay12
I honestly wish I could sue for my family's medical history (adopted, one of them is dying of SOMETHING) and I want to know what
VodkaReindeer
Sometimes it's necessary the bend the truth a little for internet points.
DrCorgi
As a federal hippa auditor, can confirm.
Thesavagehamster
And getting a PhD while corgi?! You are truly an impressive specimen.
LurkeyMcGee
Federal HIPAA auditor and you don't know the proper abbreviation? Be glad I am not your boss...Or am I?
code3bassist
at the least acronym was spelled correctly, so that's something
NamesAreStupid
It's HIPPO right?
demonjester1515
True, that's more than you can usually ask for.
SciFriedRice
It's says HIV EIA (enzyme linked immunoassay) is non reactive, which is essentially negative.
AaronPankey
Anyone lacking the sense to leave the ex alone lacks as well the admittedly average iq to look up what the EIA is.
whammond597
You tried to be too smart for your own good. You failed.
AaronPankey
You can't ever be too smart for your own good.
whammond597
Says Aaron Pankey...
AaronPankey
You can, however, be too smart for the good of others, and your abrasive response all but confirms that. Chase Hammond.
SwearsTooMuch
A bluff's a bluff
MrWannaBeMD
Plus ELISAs for HIV have a significant number of false positives, it's a rule-out lab. #TheMoreYouKnow
gusgus1
"Then the doctor referred her to a specialist"
RandomAssBitch
Probably to do a western blot to have a more reliable confirmation of a negative result than just the ELISA.
YoursTrulee
EIA, the Antibody is not present. If virus is positive, this indicates a recent (couple week old) infection - infectious disease counselor
FailedSpaceman
So that's a false positive or a not negative results?
magisch
Its a bluff, but presumably an effective one.
UntitledUnmasteredDeluxe
It also says non-reactive near the bottom.
whammond597
Which means either you have HIV or you're a doctor...either way thank you for informing.
bethesdaCEO
I love the detectives of imgur
Patilistan
Season 3 Premier coming in Fall 2016
MrTay
How are you seeing the what it says? Actually wondering
NickRivieraMD
ENHANCE
MrTay
I hard to even see its there on mobile
justdoinmyshups
*type type type*
disinfectantrum
Dehance
bunneebutt
Viral load may not be detectable in EIA/ELISA tests but still present.
captainbananahammock
Am I the only one that gets a weird feeling in my anus when I hear the words Viral Load?
YourOkFriend
Ebola pictures anyone?
astrofuzzics
The ELISA test is an assay to detect antibodies against the virus, not the virus itself.
yourmomsfavoriteplayer
Not true. ELISA can be used to detect antibody or antigen (virus particles) depending on what you want to look for.
astrofuzzics
Yes, ELIZA can do that. But when you order a standard HIV ELIZA in a hospital, the clinical lab is looking for antibodies.
astrofuzzics
The test does have both capabilities, but the standard physician order for "Serum HIV ELISA" in the USA implies checking for antibodies.
RandomAssBitch
ELISA can't detect antigens of HIV tho, only antibodies
yourmomsfavoriteplayer
Thanks for the information. I guess it can't find every virus
bunneebutt
Yes but they only form is quantifiable numbers once a viral load is detectable.
thomasf1234
Oh my, you guys are sciencing so hard right now.
Anikage9
Well now they all got herpes and HIV so best to just bang each other forever.
OlMuskyTheMartian
HIV alters once it's in a different person. HIV patient 1 has sex with HIV patient 2...both will now be doubling up on their meds.
kJerAFK
Super AIDS
ijustthrewupinmymouth
I don't think the guy who received the texts has herpes or HIV I'm pretty sure those were her test results.
fangwulf
If the musical Rent taught me anything, that was it!
StephNugs
Everyone has aids!
irubmyrife
...and that's how I met your mother.
P4P4G04T
Or 12 to 18 months
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
Actually the section that says "HIV" says "NON-REACTIVE" which means she was HIV negative.
YellowDrank
And almost everybody has some form of herpes.
AnythingMuchShorter
But he's probably just trying to scare the guy and it's a safe bet he doesn't know what any of that means.
YoitsThomas
Or it's fake, I'm not saying one or the other just laying options.
IntrepidGamer
0.04% of contracting HIV through vaginal sex
weeshful
isn't that the rate if you don't already know if they are positive or not?
declaredsomnium
there's a 100% chance that his boner just retreated right up in to his body.
severice
Is... is this real? And if so for who and is this using a condom?
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raulote
when they least expect it and theyre in their 70s.
imgur1stTheory
HIV is actually very manageable these days. See Magic Johnson.
SASZ499
Magic Johnson is also a millionaire that can afford the best treatments and doctors.
BenjimanStickyLiquid
Hey everyone! The cure is money!
yourmomisminenow
you beat me to it. +1
DankS0uls
Manageable if you have literal heaps of cash to throw into treatment.
RunAwayInYourDreams
Thankfully, NHS.
HughLaurie
Though still pricey, it's much less expensive now. You pretty much needed to be a millionaire when he got it 25 years ago.
codwatso
Just put it in a blender
PopatoMc
The latest season sucked.
paxc151
About $120,000 injected directly into the blood I believe the treatment is!
Goku
That's not the thing about getting herpes m8.. Infertility
DaddysHome
thats not how herpes works
TwoHookersAndAnEightball
False. There is almost unanimous consensus that HSV has no effect on either male or female fertility.
Goku
No one would like to have sex with you, and of you mate with a fellow carrier, you'll simply produce another carrier I believe
TwoHookersAndAnEightball
"No one would like to have sex with you" - seems like a pretty shallow view on relationships. And no, you don't produce another carrier 1/2
TwoHookersAndAnEightball
because it's a viral infection that is not present in sperm cells. Yes, it can be transmitted during child birth, but that is rare 2/2
Goku
Thanks for making me understand, cheers
JagdPanzer38T
well... herpes isn't actually as bad as people make it out to be for one..
WhereCanYouSeeLions
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Anthf
Yeah no it's great
JagdPanzer38T
well.. it's not great, but the negative effects are minimal to none in most cases. which is why so many people don't know they have it
cspinasdf
Yeah it only shows up when you're stressed out. Like a first date your nervous for, an interview for a job you need, your wedding day, etc.
TwoPumpTrump
Damn herpes actin' up again!
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Like seriously? And what happens to one in these stressful situations?
balthizor1
+1 for awareness
WilliamHuskerAdama
PSA: Even if you both have HIV, it is NOT safe to do the underpants charleston.
BitchButcher
How do you define "safety" in this scenario?
WilliamHuskerAdama
By 'safe' I mean, if you do, you risk reducing your own life span.
LeftSyde
New favorite euphemism? New favorite euphemism.
ScrotumBeard
:/ I'll never look at the name of my hometown the same again.
MageJohn
I love you're name. Have an upvote.
WilliamHuskerAdama
I love correcting your/you're errors. Have an updoot!
MageJohn
Oh shoot. And I like correcting other people when they do that too. :-D
geekontwowheels
A man needs an explanation
TheRealCharlieDay
Both means like the two of em
DavidBrooker
'The underpants charleston' is a euphemism for sex.
geekontwowheels
+1 dor everyone because you either made me laugh or informed me!
00neonero00
HIV is a retrovirus with multiple strains or variations with deferent degrees of effective antiviral meds used to treat specific strains.1/2
00neonero00
The problem is an increase chance, of the virus mutating, creating a more resilient strain creating something called "super-AIDS". 2/2
darkmage2160
Jesus, and here I thought that was just an internet joke
RedHeadedFreckleyMuscleyLovableEaterOfSouls
There are different variations of all diseases. You won't be guaranteed to have the same variation. Don't want both.
silentcrucifix
But if they got said diseases from the same source, would it really be that different? Probably not.
GavinScreaming
Nah it mutates a lot. Part of the reason it's so hard to treat
TheAnalystWasAlreadyTaken
If I understand correctly, HIV can change in the individual, so even getting it from the same source doesn't make it safe.
Godblessamurica
The drugs used to prevent the onset of Aids remains the same so it really makes no difference, basically once you've got HIV you've got it.
kazenokize
I'm no specialist, but I THINK it would be the same of assuming everyone has the same exact flu just because it originated from one person.
iPretend
HIV is a stackable life-drain hex that can only be treated, never cured. Total game breaker if you ask me I've written the developer.
BathroomHumor
The HIV debuff does need a massive nerfing, but at least it doesn't have the same RNG element that cancer has. Literally out of nowhere!
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Thank you for saying this in a way i can understand. God, I play too many RPGs.
kibateo
How dangerous is it if it's stacked? Does it have a x5 stack guarentee death kind of thing or just multiplicative stat loss
MrNight48
IT STACKS! WTF THAT'S OP PLZ NERF GM GOD!
DarkerSavant
Omg best comment I've ever seen and absolutely applicable to life and gaming.
Maggiemypet
So it's a DoT that stacks? Is there a HoT to counteract it?
AnIntrovertedScientist
This. Made. My. Day.
maxalaxa
Fucking this!!!!#overexctied#tumblurfag
00neonero00
+1 BZ to you sir. You are a tue hero.
TheNextGuy
Wish i could favorite this.
PopatoMc
Could someone explain this comment, i don't understand all the prasie.
moosehugger
In roleplaying games, of both the table-top and video variety, a common type of attack is a curse, or hex, which drains health over time.
moosehugger
To further explain, people will often tell game creators when they think something is broken or overpowered. In this case, God.