Feb 2, 2021 10:57 PM
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Cackfog
I like her magic disappearing car
Neutron367
Well; according with the neighbor across the street ; this doggo is having JOY
geoffVFX
clearly some of you have never had your food left on your doorstep while in a meeting, that you can't get out and the neighbors are raccoons
icomeheretobedistracted
WTF leaves delivery food out on the porch that long?
ElRigs83
Love how the doggo checked for witnesses
theoneding
noodlekaboodle
The shadow difference where the video was cut (right after delivery lady walks away), it's obvious the pizza was there for like 30min...
MarcUK
And it changes again right before the dog comes back a second time.
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
Moments earlier...
quacker907
Perfection
lifeisadadjoke
Djkb6718
Finders keepers.
simonsaysabunchofstuff
I love how he checks if the coast is clear
Wellblaine
What kills me is that the puppers knows this is a bad puppy move and checks to make sure no one is around
Splittmark
dat ass
N0MamesGuey
The dog ordered it from smart fridge walked out doggy door unlatched fence gate and bada bing
StanleysBucket
well, which is it???
MadeYouLookAgain
Good work @op
vanpam
Sound thief
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
insertcleverusername1
fukuiwontdowhatutellme
StunnedGoofy
Sound off is on.
tzahtman
Task failed successfully
expedient7678
Man She was Thicc!
MegatronPewPew
I’m irrationally pissed of that it says sound on but there is no sound. I don’t know why.
1philthy1
My dog once ate an entire pastrami party sub in the time it took me to get paper plates from the kitchen.
Switchlight
Ive had drivers drop off food, they dont ring the bell, dont message, and drive off while its -5 outside.
YourFriendSuva
Bonk, straight to hungry jail.
cheekypopos9
She thicc....
profiledit
PooPculture
BONK
TheHappyCreator
Than a bowl of oatmeal
VodkaMakesMeSick
I think that's her dog. And it's trained to take the pizza
intercitydude
It’s a well-mannered dog. Waits a reasonable amount of time for the owners to show up. Waste not want not!
cheeseplate1971
Judging by many comments, not everyone has contactless delivery? Sometimes the notification doesn’t get to you on time.
melonat0r
I too am wondering why so many people are surprised by this. Contactless delivery is pretty much expected around here...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Or you know, us the doorbell like a normal person.
DangerousNoodle
It’s just very odd they didn’t knock or ring the door bell.
Defsquad
Never seen a gif with the time bar around it like that. Pretty cool.
PixelSprite64
sauronater
Can we talk about that weird and pointless pillar on the left?
u77171
You are confusing structure and aesthetics.
brobinson2001
Load bearing because there's rooms above the porch?
NonZeroSumGame
Yes we can!
yourbassist
Pointless, yes. There for balance, also yes.
TheDementation
Yes!
BrockEffingSamson
McMansions, yo
Iamatalkingape
I'm gonna go ahead and say it... set up.
chapitaine
Leave food on the floor and some animal will eat it soon enough. Just film until then
ufindjosh1
By cat lovers
Very intentional. Just the shadow differences means it was left for awhile.
catsandcoke
That’s a very healthy looking dog.
LooseSeall
While this one does look staged, one of my parents dogs did get out, run to the front, take their package, and run back into the yard to
tear it up. Got it all on the cameras too, some of the funniest shit!
Mentor397
Unless.... unless... what if the dog ordered the pizza?
kjiggityjohnson
While I agree this one looks odd, I have had my dog escape my yard and run away and eat the pizza at a little kids outdoor birthday party.
kroxrocket
My dog is very well trained & won't grab food, even if it's dog-mouth-height on the coffee table. Except pizza.
charliesheena
PonyMadness
Nice neighborhood. Dog isn't starving. Pizza left long enough they needed to fast-forward the video. 100% staged.
Whowhywhatwhere
Nice detective work. They probably put the slice on top
whatbuttondoipush
You've never owned a dog. Dogs LOVE pizza and will eat it until they puke. I've seen it.
My dog loves ALL people food. But pizza is on a whole 'nother level. If pizza is even remotely in reach, she's snatching it in 1 second flat
scissorxmextimbers
So I am no different than a dog I guess
Yacobs21
Huh? That doesn't really seem like a contradiction.
Who waits to get their pizza. Once it says it's out for delivery there is no other option but standing near the door or window waiting.
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SmoeAhsolse
"Why'd you knock so hard?" No one answered the first 3 times. "I was in the basement." If only somehow you could have known I was coming.
fireant21
Cue javert
pbdaddy
As a delivery driver that delivers to a military base, you have no idea how many pies I either bring back to the store or leave at the duty.
Hut because they don’t answer their phones or text messages even though they ordered less than 30 mins ago.
ShadowSayain
Me and my woman looking at the app, counting the minutes down v
thisiskissel
This happened to me. I opened the door, pizza guy puts pizza down next to door. I put my phone down on kitchen counter (1 sec.), neighbor’s
dog sniffing my pizza. 1 sec! I made a move at him and he fled. Had I not been there at delivery, pizza woulda been gone.
CoralPlays
And there's no table outside to place the items on.
graehall
I'm not saying this is staged, BUT . . .
CallMeOldFashionedBut
pakidge...
Phoenyxiam
peetsah pakidge...
madmattz
You are my kind of person!
B99Reactions
I mean, the app notifies me when the person is 1 minute close
boobsalot
I dont tip em until the pizza is in my hands.
Understandable. Knowing it's contactless delivery prior to ordering I tip online
LeftRightThere
sdfsfsfsgs
How the fuck do they not ring the doorbell or knock is my question.
CmfMttnPpl
Right???I watch them roll up, make sure they see me set the tip down then close the door and thank them as they walk away
37PiecesOfFlair
chewybacon
PEESHA
Tommytooturnt
Right?!?! As soon as that shit is confirmed I'm hitting Track!
BSwann
I once ordered Chinese while on the way home, train got delayed and it beat me home.
p4r4noid4ndroid
Seriously. I do postmates. And I always wait for the person to pickup before I leave. Most of the time average 5-10 minutes.
backrideup9
What kind of delivery person doesnt even knock or ring the doorbell? It's hot pizza, not canned goods, let me know the 2nd u get here.
DeathLemons
At let OTHER people in the house know about delicious pizza?
Excellent point.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The ones you say “Text me” when the delivery is there
SirDistic
Some places offer contactless delivery. They drop it off and leave.
How does that affect pushing a doorbell? You're already standing on my porch, breathing your covid on my door? /s
I'm not doing that and you have no proof I've done that. As for WHY they do that? Maybe call and ask your local pizza place?
AreYouWhoYouSayYouAre
This^. Think it would make sense to knock or ring doorbell, even if you asked for a text, cause that's just asking for another reminder.
GuyFleegman
One of my best friends does this. He will order food and let it sit on the porch, in winter, for a while. He says he doesn't like hot food.
jjsjosCreator
i took the screen out of my doors window for the pandemic they pass through the pizza i pay , separated by the top part of the window. mint
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Smort.
laziness, not necessity is the mother of all invention my friend.
th3grimlin
I sometimes order pizza before my drive home from work. That's what I'm going with.
aquatech
I used to drive long distances and order pizza in the next town when I was half an hour out so I could pick it up and keep driving.
Gerferkyerserf
I like your style
You're a braze individual
Wow lol. Brave*
samwyze
*brazenly brave
parkerh17
It is a massive lose lose for drivers. Doing contact less delivery. Customer will be home and definitely hear the doorbell but not come 1/
Out bc they don't want to tip. But if you just leave it they will complain you didn't ring the doorbell and demand a refund. But if you 2/
Start to take it back to your car to give them a call they will complain you didn't do contact less as they scurry out to stop you 3/
Leaving with their food. Ppl are assholes. 4/4
RedLanternGrodd
Why the hell was the pizza just left on the stoop? TF is this?
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Contactless delivery or not she should have waited (within reason, the app has a timer for this to cover your ass) for the customer. Source:
I'm an Uber Eats driver.
MyPerspectives
All food delivery services are doing contactless delivery. Prob uber eats or something
Bergleton
Social distancing bra
duhitspollo
Does it... Space the boobs six inches apart?
kmbx87
Probably someone doing this intentionally so it goes viral
J0765
I’ve had food delivered several times with zero notification. You have to literally watch out the window if you want it fresh.
Thisisheavydoc
Staged
crookedperry
Contactless delivery you clown
Christek83
Bullshit, even with contactless, they ring bell, i come to door and inspect food and then accept it or not. Allot of times its wrong and
And they need to take that shit back. Drop it off on the porch, you gotta be fucking kidding me....
stilltryingtofocus
DasCorporal
Most likely contactless delivery for Covid purposes.
SpringXChicken
How long is he going to leave it there? He must not have been hungry
thevortexmaster
So what, they just ordered and left it there. Hell I'm sitting by the window waiting
HanyouChris
I still grab my food as soon as the delivery person is gone! I want my food hot and fresh! Not sitting outside for an hour
xizar
I sit outside to wait for the pizza then yell at them to take the tip in from the magnetic chipclip stuck to my car.
Quetzal4U
My pizza place insists on handing it to you out of the bag so it doesn’t get cold. People would be mad about cold food if it was left out.
Ahh yes. Hasn't even crossed my mind. Been a very long time since we could afford take out / delivery
ChaoticSquid
Where i live they drop it off, knock, then move at least 3/4 meters away and confirm the delivery. No chance they'd just leave it there
That makes more sense
I hear ya... I look forward to the day I can order delivery and not worry about my bank account laughing at me!
Cackfog
I like her magic disappearing car
Neutron367
Well; according with the neighbor across the street ; this doggo is having JOY
geoffVFX
clearly some of you have never had your food left on your doorstep while in a meeting, that you can't get out and the neighbors are raccoons
icomeheretobedistracted
WTF leaves delivery food out on the porch that long?
ElRigs83
Love how the doggo checked for witnesses
theoneding
noodlekaboodle
The shadow difference where the video was cut (right after delivery lady walks away), it's obvious the pizza was there for like 30min...
MarcUK
And it changes again right before the dog comes back a second time.
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
Moments earlier...
quacker907
Perfection
lifeisadadjoke
Djkb6718
Finders keepers.
simonsaysabunchofstuff
I love how he checks if the coast is clear
Wellblaine
What kills me is that the puppers knows this is a bad puppy move and checks to make sure no one is around
Splittmark
dat ass
N0MamesGuey
The dog ordered it from smart fridge walked out doggy door unlatched fence gate and bada bing
StanleysBucket
MadeYouLookAgain
Good work @op
vanpam
Sound thief
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
insertcleverusername1
fukuiwontdowhatutellme
StunnedGoofy
Sound off is on.
tzahtman
Task failed successfully
expedient7678
Man She was Thicc!
MegatronPewPew
I’m irrationally pissed of that it says sound on but there is no sound. I don’t know why.
1philthy1
My dog once ate an entire pastrami party sub in the time it took me to get paper plates from the kitchen.
Switchlight
Ive had drivers drop off food, they dont ring the bell, dont message, and drive off while its -5 outside.
YourFriendSuva
Bonk, straight to hungry jail.
cheekypopos9
She thicc....
profiledit
PooPculture
BONK
TheHappyCreator
Than a bowl of oatmeal
VodkaMakesMeSick
I think that's her dog. And it's trained to take the pizza
intercitydude
It’s a well-mannered dog. Waits a reasonable amount of time for the owners to show up. Waste not want not!
cheeseplate1971
Judging by many comments, not everyone has contactless delivery? Sometimes the notification doesn’t get to you on time.
melonat0r
I too am wondering why so many people are surprised by this. Contactless delivery is pretty much expected around here...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Or you know, us the doorbell like a normal person.
DangerousNoodle
It’s just very odd they didn’t knock or ring the door bell.
Defsquad
Never seen a gif with the time bar around it like that. Pretty cool.
PixelSprite64
profiledit
sauronater
Can we talk about that weird and pointless pillar on the left?
u77171
You are confusing structure and aesthetics.
brobinson2001
Load bearing because there's rooms above the porch?
NonZeroSumGame
Yes we can!
yourbassist
Pointless, yes. There for balance, also yes.
insertcleverusername1
TheDementation
Yes!
BrockEffingSamson
McMansions, yo
Iamatalkingape
I'm gonna go ahead and say it... set up.
chapitaine
Leave food on the floor and some animal will eat it soon enough. Just film until then
ufindjosh1
By cat lovers
DangerousNoodle
Very intentional. Just the shadow differences means it was left for awhile.
catsandcoke
That’s a very healthy looking dog.
LooseSeall
While this one does look staged, one of my parents dogs did get out, run to the front, take their package, and run back into the yard to
LooseSeall
tear it up. Got it all on the cameras too, some of the funniest shit!
Mentor397
Unless.... unless... what if the dog ordered the pizza?
kjiggityjohnson
While I agree this one looks odd, I have had my dog escape my yard and run away and eat the pizza at a little kids outdoor birthday party.
kroxrocket
My dog is very well trained & won't grab food, even if it's dog-mouth-height on the coffee table. Except pizza.
charliesheena
PonyMadness
Nice neighborhood. Dog isn't starving. Pizza left long enough they needed to fast-forward the video. 100% staged.
Whowhywhatwhere
Nice detective work. They probably put the slice on top
whatbuttondoipush
You've never owned a dog. Dogs LOVE pizza and will eat it until they puke. I've seen it.
kroxrocket
My dog loves ALL people food. But pizza is on a whole 'nother level. If pizza is even remotely in reach, she's snatching it in 1 second flat
scissorxmextimbers
So I am no different than a dog I guess
Yacobs21
Huh? That doesn't really seem like a contradiction.
scissorxmextimbers
Who waits to get their pizza. Once it says it's out for delivery there is no other option but standing near the door or window waiting.
[deleted]
[deleted]
SmoeAhsolse
"Why'd you knock so hard?" No one answered the first 3 times. "I was in the basement." If only somehow you could have known I was coming.
fireant21
Cue javert
pbdaddy
As a delivery driver that delivers to a military base, you have no idea how many pies I either bring back to the store or leave at the duty.
pbdaddy
Hut because they don’t answer their phones or text messages even though they ordered less than 30 mins ago.
ShadowSayain
Me and my woman looking at the app, counting the minutes down
v
thisiskissel
This happened to me. I opened the door, pizza guy puts pizza down next to door. I put my phone down on kitchen counter (1 sec.), neighbor’s
thisiskissel
dog sniffing my pizza. 1 sec! I made a move at him and he fled. Had I not been there at delivery, pizza woulda been gone.
CoralPlays
And there's no table outside to place the items on.
graehall
I'm not saying this is staged, BUT . . .
CallMeOldFashionedBut
pakidge...
Phoenyxiam
peetsah pakidge...
madmattz
You are my kind of person!
B99Reactions
I mean, the app notifies me when the person is 1 minute close
boobsalot
I dont tip em until the pizza is in my hands.
scissorxmextimbers
Understandable. Knowing it's contactless delivery prior to ordering I tip online
LeftRightThere
sdfsfsfsgs
How the fuck do they not ring the doorbell or knock is my question.
CmfMttnPpl
Right???I watch them roll up, make sure they see me set the tip down then close the door and thank them as they walk away
37PiecesOfFlair
chewybacon
PEESHA
Tommytooturnt
Right?!?! As soon as that shit is confirmed I'm hitting Track!
BSwann
I once ordered Chinese while on the way home, train got delayed and it beat me home.
p4r4noid4ndroid
Seriously. I do postmates. And I always wait for the person to pickup before I leave. Most of the time average 5-10 minutes.
backrideup9
What kind of delivery person doesnt even knock or ring the doorbell? It's hot pizza, not canned goods, let me know the 2nd u get here.
DeathLemons
At let OTHER people in the house know about delicious pizza?
backrideup9
Excellent point.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The ones you say “Text me” when the delivery is there
SirDistic
Some places offer contactless delivery. They drop it off and leave.
backrideup9
How does that affect pushing a doorbell? You're already standing on my porch, breathing your covid on my door? /s
SirDistic
I'm not doing that and you have no proof I've done that. As for WHY they do that? Maybe call and ask your local pizza place?
AreYouWhoYouSayYouAre
This^. Think it would make sense to knock or ring doorbell, even if you asked for a text, cause that's just asking for another reminder.
GuyFleegman
One of my best friends does this. He will order food and let it sit on the porch, in winter, for a while. He says he doesn't like hot food.
jjsjosCreator
i took the screen out of my doors window for the pandemic they pass through the pizza i pay , separated by the top part of the window. mint
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Smort.
jjsjosCreator
laziness, not necessity is the mother of all invention my friend.
th3grimlin
I sometimes order pizza before my drive home from work. That's what I'm going with.
aquatech
I used to drive long distances and order pizza in the next town when I was half an hour out so I could pick it up and keep driving.
Gerferkyerserf
I like your style
scissorxmextimbers
You're a braze individual
scissorxmextimbers
Wow lol. Brave*
samwyze
*brazenly brave
parkerh17
It is a massive lose lose for drivers. Doing contact less delivery. Customer will be home and definitely hear the doorbell but not come 1/
parkerh17
Out bc they don't want to tip. But if you just leave it they will complain you didn't ring the doorbell and demand a refund. But if you 2/
parkerh17
Start to take it back to your car to give them a call they will complain you didn't do contact less as they scurry out to stop you 3/
parkerh17
Leaving with their food. Ppl are assholes. 4/4
RedLanternGrodd
Why the hell was the pizza just left on the stoop? TF is this?
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Contactless delivery or not she should have waited (within reason, the app has a timer for this to cover your ass) for the customer. Source:
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
I'm an Uber Eats driver.
MyPerspectives
All food delivery services are doing contactless delivery. Prob uber eats or something
Bergleton
Social distancing bra
duhitspollo
Does it... Space the boobs six inches apart?
kmbx87
Probably someone doing this intentionally so it goes viral
J0765
I’ve had food delivered several times with zero notification. You have to literally watch out the window if you want it fresh.
Thisisheavydoc
Staged
crookedperry
Contactless delivery you clown
Christek83
Bullshit, even with contactless, they ring bell, i come to door and inspect food and then accept it or not. Allot of times its wrong and
Christek83
And they need to take that shit back. Drop it off on the porch, you gotta be fucking kidding me....
stilltryingtofocus
DasCorporal
Most likely contactless delivery for Covid purposes.
SpringXChicken
How long is he going to leave it there? He must not have been hungry
thevortexmaster
So what, they just ordered and left it there. Hell I'm sitting by the window waiting
HanyouChris
I still grab my food as soon as the delivery person is gone! I want my food hot and fresh! Not sitting outside for an hour
xizar
I sit outside to wait for the pizza then yell at them to take the tip in from the magnetic chipclip stuck to my car.
Quetzal4U
My pizza place insists on handing it to you out of the bag so it doesn’t get cold. People would be mad about cold food if it was left out.
RedLanternGrodd
Ahh yes. Hasn't even crossed my mind. Been a very long time since we could afford take out / delivery
ChaoticSquid
Where i live they drop it off, knock, then move at least 3/4 meters away and confirm the delivery. No chance they'd just leave it there
RedLanternGrodd
That makes more sense
DasCorporal
I hear ya... I look forward to the day I can order delivery and not worry about my bank account laughing at me!