"Jesus —always with you" dump (excuse me, butt-hurts).

Feb 11, 2016 9:46 AM

FloralButtFace

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Thank you guys for appreciating how hilarious I really am, in spite of this not being original content. Oh, also for the upvotes. Imgurians are pretty cool.
Also, @NotZura may or may not be the reason for my rise in social estimation.

lost it at "LOL bullet stays in"

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I love fucking islam

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, that's gonna be a blast.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I love asshole Jesus.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm kinda mad at the guy with the drill. If it catches his shoulder is fucked. And he is about to drill his own palm like an idiot

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Okay that was funny bt uncool OP maybe satan wld hav been better

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Do you want to burn in hell? Because this is how you burn in hell.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

that kid's father looks like Stalin.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Does anyone else read these in their head with Jesus sounding like SNL Sean Connery?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He nailed it...

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

I liked the . one.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The bullet stays in lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Christian... These are freaking hilarious.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Not super relevant, but in general you shouldn't remove the bullet. The heat will kill germs and the bullet will come out naturally.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Give her Ds! - Fuck off Jesus it's a tonsillectomy. - LOL do it anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Islamic mothers fuckers

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are absolutely brillant! +1

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

I is for Imgur, J is for Jesus, H is for Hate Speech.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost it at "lol bullet stays in"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It really bothers me that I don't know which person to read first.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Top to bottom. Left to right. Just like everything in English

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

But if you do that on these you'll read the response first on half of them. But thanks anyway

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see that in any one of them. They all start at the top

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

These images and images like these have been reposted so many times, I have a hard time thinking anybody will be butt hurt. Repost over 9000

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing is too trivial for Christian butt-hurts, my friend. Just playing it safe. Excuse this newcomer for the repost, though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I upvote this every fuckin' time it gets reposted in an interval of 5-13 months.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 8

That's an oddly random interval, sir. My apologies for the repost, though.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No, you're only doing the lord's work.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The lord asketh for conversion. I giveth Imgur His memes. The lord shews me his dickbutt. This is a universal conspiracy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What's the difference between acne outbursts and a pope? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face before puberty. Sorry, had to leave this here.

10 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 17

Brutal savage you +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Vatican City, there are about 2.3 popes per square mile.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A priest, a rapist and and a pedophile walks into a bar. He ordered a beer.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

He ordered beer, but he took the server instead, am I right?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

All in good humour. Have a great day, guys.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 5

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What is a joke if you don't offend someone once in a while?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

A joke doesn't HAVE to be offensive. Sometimes it makes it funnier, but being edgy all the time kind of wears out. Still liked this tho

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I enjoyed these immensely. All I was saying was that these normally offensive jokes are getting funnier and butthurts make it 2x as funny

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now do one with Mohammed.

10 years ago | Likes 307 Dislikes 12

p.b.u.h.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because he's a joke just by being himself.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

OP isnt the creator...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

yeah good luck with that...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooo! Ooo! I found one

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

You just killed me thanks

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People like you are why I have trust issues

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, that's gonna be a blast.

10 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 5

It'll blow the roof off

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Allahu akbar

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

absolutely haram

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

but it feels so halal

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like where this is going.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jihad me at 'Mohammed'

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0