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Thank you guys for appreciating how hilarious I really am, in spite of this not being original content. Oh, also for the upvotes. Imgurians are pretty cool.
Also, @NotZura may or may not be the reason for my rise in social estimation.
OTPHJ
lost it at "LOL bullet stays in"
rafedsoni
I love fucking islam
SeriGravett
Oh, that's gonna be a blast.
Cynistera
I love asshole Jesus.
INDIG0M0NKEY
I'm kinda mad at the guy with the drill. If it catches his shoulder is fucked. And he is about to drill his own palm like an idiot
RhasKage
Okay that was funny bt uncool OP maybe satan wld hav been better
12345545545
Do you want to burn in hell? Because this is how you burn in hell.
Munax
that kid's father looks like Stalin.
FlowersForJarJar
Does anyone else read these in their head with Jesus sounding like SNL Sean Connery?
kulastrazara
He nailed it...
diggetydug
I liked the . one.
JapaneseStudentTadashii
The bullet stays in lol
Phesic
As a Christian... These are freaking hilarious.
jaggedcow
Not super relevant, but in general you shouldn't remove the bullet. The heat will kill germs and the bullet will come out naturally.
GiggleWiggleJiggle
Give her Ds! - Fuck off Jesus it's a tonsillectomy. - LOL do it anyway.
rafedsoni
Islamic mothers fuckers
Prebez
These are absolutely brillant! +1
magila
I is for Imgur, J is for Jesus, H is for Hate Speech.
evildrdrew
Lost it at "lol bullet stays in"
subparusersubber
It really bothers me that I don't know which person to read first.
narwhal1
Top to bottom. Left to right. Just like everything in English
subparusersubber
But if you do that on these you'll read the response first on half of them. But thanks anyway
narwhal1
I don't see that in any one of them. They all start at the top
ThatJerkYouKnow
These images and images like these have been reposted so many times, I have a hard time thinking anybody will be butt hurt. Repost over 9000
FloralButtFace
Nothing is too trivial for Christian butt-hurts, my friend. Just playing it safe. Excuse this newcomer for the repost, though.
OrckidBlack
I upvote this every fuckin' time it gets reposted in an interval of 5-13 months.
FloralButtFace
That's an oddly random interval, sir. My apologies for the repost, though.
OrckidBlack
No, you're only doing the lord's work.
FloralButtFace
The lord asketh for conversion. I giveth Imgur His memes. The lord shews me his dickbutt. This is a universal conspiracy.
FloralButtFace
What's the difference between acne outbursts and a pope? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face before puberty. Sorry, had to leave this here.
Drewid420
Brutal savage you +1
sedgwick08
In Vatican City, there are about 2.3 popes per square mile.
insongwhang
A priest, a rapist and and a pedophile walks into a bar. He ordered a beer.
FloralButtFace
He ordered beer, but he took the server instead, am I right?
FloralButtFace
All in good humour. Have a great day, guys.
DonutJustice
NotZura
What is a joke if you don't offend someone once in a while?
stonedkyuby
A joke doesn't HAVE to be offensive. Sometimes it makes it funnier, but being edgy all the time kind of wears out. Still liked this tho
NotZura
Oh I enjoyed these immensely. All I was saying was that these normally offensive jokes are getting funnier and butthurts make it 2x as funny
AsYetUntitled
Now do one with Mohammed.
YarTheBug
p.b.u.h.
ManuelMunz
That's because he's a joke just by being himself.
devor110
OP isnt the creator...
chardlz
yeah good luck with that...
dangerousDoc
Ooo! Ooo! I found one
GreedBayPackers
You just killed me thanks
toomuchkentucky
People like you are why I have trust issues
FloralButtFace
Oh, that's gonna be a blast.
Xenopug
It'll blow the roof off
worldlyredneck
Allahu akbar
optisomnia
absolutely haram
pedrobrv
but it feels so halal
NotZura
I like where this is going.
Vectorman2
Jihad me at 'Mohammed'
DiabloGrandeArts