Sep 7, 2017 8:44 PM
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unclestankstank
"Sending good vibes" thanks.
NotACanadian
HYPE FOR JOSE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
tooomanysteves
It's already started. I've been on Imgur for an hour and haven't seen one Harvey-destruction post.
Sirbannock
Lol this meme is outta control! Just like hurricane irma
Xareas
And that time was earlier in the week when it was already on the FP.
TheBengalKatLady
I saved it and posting on a throwaway account on twitter because im a big pussy. Upvote for the balls @op
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Okay, this one is good.
JasonAbbadon
Hurricane Harvey was SO last week...
ColdHandsWarmHeart
I'll happily take your prayers.
DoublevBomb
JediDavid
GustavoShrapnel
"Don't forget me, I have a sad too"
Ijustmadeanewusername
So...... tired..... of .......... meme
bookmarq
we here in Texas are honestly trying to get all the help we ca get because when erma hits, shit outta luck! (1)
irma*
The moment it hits is the moment we lose the Red Cross and other relief organizations. People will forget, and our help goes from 10 - 0...
And nothing of value was lost. The physical contributions, on the other hand, actually mattered.
Oscill8s
This is the first one of these that I laughed at xD
GnomeWoman
xDDD hahaa Cxxx !!!
Are you having a stroke?
Lesbiansass
As a lady in direct storm path, where it will make land... this will suck. But everyone in my family is staying as volunteers. Good luck all
Xrayjacket
I don't even like these and I'm laughing!
DudeThatsRacist
https://imgur.com/fpvKz3u
CosmopoliticMocktail
v
morakdais
Well they did pray for rain
ICallPeoplesBullshit
That's California
ogaidsboy
And Montana
No Texas had pray for rain
SuperPickle17
God: "I'll show them little shits for asking for shit"
rand0mcrits
Next time we shouldn't just give any fcks
ManicYEEtPressive
The tragedy has shifted.
jaanlalwanirulestheworld
Guys I am in Boca Raton and AW HELL IT'S GONNA BE CRAZY!
Sandman801
The real question is who is gunna be the olsteen meme?
p3rv
Osteen
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I was going to make one just for you but then I didn't
Thanks for the attempt mate
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
Scientologists.
TheWholeOfOneZombie
I thought it was- is he having a stroke.
aselleus
Well Mar-a-largo is in Florida...
lovehandlesmessiah
I think we should just build a wall of Christians on the FL coast - a Jesus Shield, if you will, and see who wins, Him or Poseidon.
BlankMage
I just love the idea that Poseidon is sending all these hurricanes as an act of revenge to a society that doesn't respect him.
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
Meh, Neptune is a bitch. Even Caligula beat him.
learnyoursin
To be fair, God does have a higher kill count :^)
Do babies complain to St. Peter they've been spawnkilled?
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
Sending my thoughts and prayers to those poor thinkers and prayers who dont know who to think and pray about.
metachild
sick burn
PoppaBigBear
Not like thoughts and prayers are gonna do anything. I could probably accomplish more by masturbating about flood victims.
felinegratificationprovider
Can confirm. Mission accomplished.
MrBowtie1750
That would add to the problem. :(
ObnoxiousComma
Ah, well, that's your opinion since you don't believe in God. I'm sure the one who created us has the power to help.
If he has the power to help, he's definitely not using it. If he can't help, then he definitely doesn't have the power to do it.
So there is no relief effort?
From humans, we yet to see a god interfere. There is video of a child drowning, maybe that's part of god's plan? Kill children, ???, profit.
God uses holy spirit to as he dictates to guide cetain humans to accomplish whay they do. Satan causes suffering, but God answers those
cuzitsthere
Wait... Someone call PornHub... I have an idea.
Scarier words cannot be said
ChiLLeCheeze
Challenge accepted. Someone call PornHub and let's go to the Houston morgue. I have an idea.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Someone call Pornhub and Hillary Clinton. I have an idea.
thirteenENs
Bring on Jose and have a four-way
ijustthrewupinmymouth
Nah, Trump won't let Jose into the US.
WyldeChilde
They should give the remaining hurricanes Mexican names to troll Trump.
JesusSavesButGretzkyGrabsTheReboundAndScores
Plot twist: He's throwing her off the scent so she doesn't suspect a thing when he's blowing Jose in a Starbucks bathroom next week.
Gianttesticlemonster
sciencebasedlifeform
I thought we were building a wall to keep Jose out
IndianTechSupport41
But he would get deported
samtherat6
Let Katia and Lee join and have a full on orgy.
WarningThisElectricianMayShockYou
Lee?
Arcian
New tropical storm. Expected to become a hurricane.
gabadabagool
There's a third hurricane right behind Jose! It's called Katia and it's currently a Category 1
nuncameverasdescalzo
Felices los cuatro,y agrandamo el cuarto
FurtiveGlancer
Let the clusterfuk begin
ihaveastructuredsettlementandineedcashnow
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.....
UnfriendlyWolf
And Katia is nearby and willing
imshibagel
Tropical storm Lee is already forming. Make it a 5some
MEisonImgur
We skipped Kaita.. sixsome?
ISwearImNotAHorcrux
TheRightonRed
Isn't that the show me your dick lady from that one gif
choloeseguay
I laugh too long at this
ItalianSteak
I bring you present now please open bob
CunningLingu1st
No way, Jośe.
OfficialJoeBiden
José*
Ranmachan
Neigh way, Jośe
Dinnerbird
Shouldn't the acute mark be on the e?
thiccerthanthicc
Yés
Bassnecker
Thankês
realfakegamer
Ñó wáy, Jóśé.
Liammozz
He can't be thoughts and prayers, he turned around which means he actually did something
jdartwork
I think prayer for you may be necessary.
Savage
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
In the words of a famous comedian (burress I think?) "literally a dollar would be so much better than that"
kaelllcox
I read that in his voice.
IReallyNeedAHobby
If merely looking constitutes action, then wouldn't "thoughts and prayers" be perfectly appropriate?
DoIReallyHaveToDoThis
True. But it's basically the absolute minimum of actions, just acknowledging the problem and doing nothing of significance to change it.
TheClayKnight
That's... exactly what "thoughts and prayers" is.
Hence why it's looked down upon. "I know your house was destroyed, so I'm changing my profile picture in order to help. I'm a good person."
Steffn
Or it is used to show condolence which some might appreciate...
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
Oooooooooooooh there you go this is what I meant Erica... should have thought of this when you left me over an fb photo like, you bitch.
fatfury
for real? why you liking dat bitches pictures tho. you knew she had a problem with her in the first place. ;] haha.. but rly tho btchsBcrzy
Stuck it in crazy then fell in love with crazy but crazy was still crazy... you can take the dick out of crazy but she still a bitch.
CptRobotNinja
Classic Erica
Yes, let's have those of us not in a position to help ignore what's going on and not show care or sympathy.
You can show support without pretending you did something to help so you can pay yourself on the back for doing nothing
Well, prayer does help. So I'm not sure of your point.
No it doesn't if it did then there wouldn't have been a hurricane since plenty of people prayed for that. Praying has 0 effect on asituation
That's not how prayers work... You can't just pray for hurricanes to magically stop. You can pray for support of the ones suffering, as He
ballsohard2202
I will never understand this. It's just showing support and sympathy, and people bitch and moan about it.
biohazard918
Its a cliched response that requires no thought and literally does nothing.
motorwaffle
People like to bitch and moan. Simple as that.
As George Carlin said, your odds of success are 59/50, which is why he prayed to Joe Pesci; he got things done.
*50/50
natatatles
Some people show support. Some people use it as an excuse to draw attention to themselves and feel good without actually helping
"You are not giving any of your time, your money, or even your compassion. ALL you are doing is saying, 'Don't forget about me today!'"
WithPride
I have never found a single person that hated it while doing something themselves. People just get pissed by people mentioning prayers.
Overall, just ignore it. They are usually hypocrites, anyways.
MDtheGM
cause prayer does nothing to help the person being prayed for and makes the person praying feel they did something by talking to themselves.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
What a shining example of the "tolerant" left I'm constantly reminded of!
So if someone says hey I'm sorry you had a bad day, they're also only doing it to make themselves feel better right? It's the same concept
Not really, then you are interacting with the person, you are doing something.
Hope stuff gets better for you. Shows your care. I'm praying for You, is acting like your trying to change the person's situation by doing
They're both ways of showing support and sympathy, and both are interacting with people. You just get easily offended by religion.
imgurdemocratcirclejerk
Imgur has a hard on for thoughts and prayers. You can't acknowledge tragedy without actively stopping it or sending money
People are bothered more by the attention seeking side of "t&p." It serves an individual more than it contributes. "s
"Self-serving altruism."
I think the attention seeking part isn't as big of a deal as people are making it out to be.
I've got through tough times. People telling me they were thinking about me, praying for me, etc made me feel better. It's a nice gesture.
unclestankstank
"Sending good vibes" thanks.
NotACanadian
HYPE FOR JOSE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
tooomanysteves
It's already started. I've been on Imgur for an hour and haven't seen one Harvey-destruction post.
Sirbannock
Lol this meme is outta control! Just like hurricane irma
Xareas
And that time was earlier in the week when it was already on the FP.
TheBengalKatLady
I saved it and posting on a throwaway account on twitter because im a big pussy. Upvote for the balls @op
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Okay, this one is good.
JasonAbbadon
Hurricane Harvey was SO last week...
ColdHandsWarmHeart
I'll happily take your prayers.
DoublevBomb
JediDavid
GustavoShrapnel
"Don't forget me, I have a sad too"
Ijustmadeanewusername
So...... tired..... of .......... meme
bookmarq
we here in Texas are honestly trying to get all the help we ca get because when erma hits, shit outta luck! (1)
bookmarq
irma*
bookmarq
The moment it hits is the moment we lose the Red Cross and other relief organizations. People will forget, and our help goes from 10 - 0...
DoublevBomb
Oscill8s
This is the first one of these that I laughed at xD
GnomeWoman
xDDD hahaa Cxxx !!!
Oscill8s
Are you having a stroke?
Lesbiansass
As a lady in direct storm path, where it will make land... this will suck. But everyone in my family is staying as volunteers. Good luck all
Xrayjacket
I don't even like these and I'm laughing!
DudeThatsRacist
https://imgur.com/fpvKz3u
DoublevBomb
CosmopoliticMocktail
morakdais
Well they did pray for rain
ICallPeoplesBullshit
That's California
ogaidsboy
And Montana
morakdais
No Texas had pray for rain
SuperPickle17
God: "I'll show them little shits for asking for shit"
rand0mcrits
Next time we shouldn't just give any fcks
ManicYEEtPressive
The tragedy has shifted.
jaanlalwanirulestheworld
Guys I am in Boca Raton and AW HELL IT'S GONNA BE CRAZY!
Sandman801
The real question is who is gunna be the olsteen meme?
p3rv
Osteen
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I was going to make one just for you but then I didn't
Sandman801
Thanks for the attempt mate
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
Scientologists.
TheWholeOfOneZombie
I thought it was- is he having a stroke.
aselleus
Well Mar-a-largo is in Florida...
lovehandlesmessiah
I think we should just build a wall of Christians on the FL coast - a Jesus Shield, if you will, and see who wins, Him or Poseidon.
BlankMage
I just love the idea that Poseidon is sending all these hurricanes as an act of revenge to a society that doesn't respect him.
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
Meh, Neptune is a bitch. Even Caligula beat him.
learnyoursin
To be fair, God does have a higher kill count :^)
NotACanadian
Do babies complain to St. Peter they've been spawnkilled?
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
Sending my thoughts and prayers to those poor thinkers and prayers who dont know who to think and pray about.
DoublevBomb
metachild
sick burn
PoppaBigBear
Not like thoughts and prayers are gonna do anything. I could probably accomplish more by masturbating about flood victims.
DoublevBomb
felinegratificationprovider
Can confirm. Mission accomplished.
MrBowtie1750
That would add to the problem. :(
ObnoxiousComma
Ah, well, that's your opinion since you don't believe in God. I'm sure the one who created us has the power to help.
PoppaBigBear
If he has the power to help, he's definitely not using it. If he can't help, then he definitely doesn't have the power to do it.
ObnoxiousComma
So there is no relief effort?
PoppaBigBear
From humans, we yet to see a god interfere. There is video of a child drowning, maybe that's part of god's plan? Kill children, ???, profit.
ObnoxiousComma
God uses holy spirit to as he dictates to guide cetain humans to accomplish whay they do. Satan causes suffering, but God answers those
cuzitsthere
Wait... Someone call PornHub... I have an idea.
learnyoursin
Scarier words cannot be said
ChiLLeCheeze
Challenge accepted. Someone call PornHub and let's go to the Houston morgue. I have an idea.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Someone call Pornhub and Hillary Clinton. I have an idea.
thirteenENs
Bring on Jose and have a four-way
ijustthrewupinmymouth
Nah, Trump won't let Jose into the US.
WyldeChilde
They should give the remaining hurricanes Mexican names to troll Trump.
JesusSavesButGretzkyGrabsTheReboundAndScores
Plot twist: He's throwing her off the scent so she doesn't suspect a thing when he's blowing Jose in a Starbucks bathroom next week.
Gianttesticlemonster
sciencebasedlifeform
I thought we were building a wall to keep Jose out
IndianTechSupport41
But he would get deported
samtherat6
Let Katia and Lee join and have a full on orgy.
WarningThisElectricianMayShockYou
Lee?
Arcian
New tropical storm. Expected to become a hurricane.
gabadabagool
There's a third hurricane right behind Jose! It's called Katia and it's currently a Category 1
nuncameverasdescalzo
Felices los cuatro,y agrandamo el cuarto
FurtiveGlancer
Let the clusterfuk begin
ihaveastructuredsettlementandineedcashnow
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.....
UnfriendlyWolf
And Katia is nearby and willing
imshibagel
Tropical storm Lee is already forming. Make it a 5some
MEisonImgur
We skipped Kaita.. sixsome?
ISwearImNotAHorcrux
TheRightonRed
Isn't that the show me your dick lady from that one gif
choloeseguay
I laugh too long at this
ItalianSteak
I bring you present now please open bob
CunningLingu1st
No way, Jośe.
OfficialJoeBiden
José*
Ranmachan
Neigh way, Jośe
Dinnerbird
Shouldn't the acute mark be on the e?
thiccerthanthicc
Yés
Bassnecker
Thankês
realfakegamer
Ñó wáy, Jóśé.
Liammozz
He can't be thoughts and prayers, he turned around which means he actually did something
jdartwork
I think prayer for you may be necessary.
DudeThatsRacist
Savage
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
In the words of a famous comedian (burress I think?) "literally a dollar would be so much better than that"
kaelllcox
I read that in his voice.
DoublevBomb
IReallyNeedAHobby
If merely looking constitutes action, then wouldn't "thoughts and prayers" be perfectly appropriate?
DoIReallyHaveToDoThis
True. But it's basically the absolute minimum of actions, just acknowledging the problem and doing nothing of significance to change it.
TheClayKnight
That's... exactly what "thoughts and prayers" is.
DoIReallyHaveToDoThis
Hence why it's looked down upon. "I know your house was destroyed, so I'm changing my profile picture in order to help. I'm a good person."
Steffn
Or it is used to show condolence which some might appreciate...
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
Oooooooooooooh there you go this is what I meant Erica... should have thought of this when you left me over an fb photo like, you bitch.
fatfury
for real? why you liking dat bitches pictures tho. you knew she had a problem with her in the first place. ;] haha.. but rly tho btchsBcrzy
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
Stuck it in crazy then fell in love with crazy but crazy was still crazy... you can take the dick out of crazy but she still a bitch.
CptRobotNinja
Classic Erica
ObnoxiousComma
Yes, let's have those of us not in a position to help ignore what's going on and not show care or sympathy.
Liammozz
You can show support without pretending you did something to help so you can pay yourself on the back for doing nothing
ObnoxiousComma
Well, prayer does help. So I'm not sure of your point.
Liammozz
No it doesn't if it did then there wouldn't have been a hurricane since plenty of people prayed for that. Praying has 0 effect on asituation
ObnoxiousComma
That's not how prayers work... You can't just pray for hurricanes to magically stop. You can pray for support of the ones suffering, as He
ballsohard2202
I will never understand this. It's just showing support and sympathy, and people bitch and moan about it.
biohazard918
Its a cliched response that requires no thought and literally does nothing.
motorwaffle
People like to bitch and moan. Simple as that.
lovehandlesmessiah
As George Carlin said, your odds of success are 59/50, which is why he prayed to Joe Pesci; he got things done.
lovehandlesmessiah
*50/50
natatatles
Some people show support. Some people use it as an excuse to draw attention to themselves and feel good without actually helping
DoIReallyHaveToDoThis
"You are not giving any of your time, your money, or even your compassion. ALL you are doing is saying, 'Don't forget about me today!'"
WithPride
I have never found a single person that hated it while doing something themselves. People just get pissed by people mentioning prayers.
WithPride
Overall, just ignore it. They are usually hypocrites, anyways.
MDtheGM
cause prayer does nothing to help the person being prayed for and makes the person praying feel they did something by talking to themselves.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
What a shining example of the "tolerant" left I'm constantly reminded of!
ballsohard2202
So if someone says hey I'm sorry you had a bad day, they're also only doing it to make themselves feel better right? It's the same concept
MDtheGM
Not really, then you are interacting with the person, you are doing something.
Liammozz
Hope stuff gets better for you. Shows your care. I'm praying for You, is acting like your trying to change the person's situation by doing
ballsohard2202
They're both ways of showing support and sympathy, and both are interacting with people. You just get easily offended by religion.
imgurdemocratcirclejerk
Imgur has a hard on for thoughts and prayers. You can't acknowledge tragedy without actively stopping it or sending money
DoIReallyHaveToDoThis
People are bothered more by the attention seeking side of "t&p." It serves an individual more than it contributes. "s
DoIReallyHaveToDoThis
"Self-serving altruism."
imgurdemocratcirclejerk
I think the attention seeking part isn't as big of a deal as people are making it out to be.
imgurdemocratcirclejerk
I've got through tough times. People telling me they were thinking about me, praying for me, etc made me feel better. It's a nice gesture.