Hilarious Senior Yearbook Quotes Dump

Sep 27, 2016 5:57 AM

keubautista

Views

245953

Likes

10728

Dislikes

184

me irl

"I bet I could drop an F bomb and get away with it." - Fuck

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#32 it's not anonymous

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I hate my parents for not naming me Rowdy Negro.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

"Kids say the darnest things" - Groucho Marx

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

+1 for Rafika. Daaaamn.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP forgot one

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Anyone know Rowdy Negro? I must be friends with this guy and he as to do an AMA.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I knew a Randy Nigro. Close enough?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The one with the asian girls always bothered me cause Angela and Madeline actually look like they could be twins

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never let this die.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

That last kid looks like Kevin from Mean Girls

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mackenzie looks fun, tbh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm really upset at no. 3. She did not give credit to Mitch Hedberg with that quote.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think the John Wayne one was intentional. But based on that photo...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

All I do is Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

[deleted]

[deleted]

9 years ago (deleted Sep 27, 2016 7:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Emily is kind of close but still a reach.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend (a Nguyen) got his girlfriend a shirt that said that. Accurate I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking that about a few of them. If there's one thing I've learned as an adult, it's that the adults understand all the dirty jokes.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That... was not the comment that I clicked on. Weird.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm ready Nguyen they are.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Life is though"

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Try pronouncing 'thougher'. I dare you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The irony of misspelling a quote about life being tougher when you're stupid...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My quote was "I hope that when I'm gone people will say of me 'That girl sure owed me a lot of money'"

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Jack handy is the best

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice. Mine was, "Can't be no geek off the streets, gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean." I really liked west coast rap.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Were you a regulator in HS?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Muslim friend tried to do #4 but they took out the word hair and she was pissed because it made her sound lame

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I heard you like bad boys... I'm bad at everything"

9 years ago | Likes 374 Dislikes 3

Pfft. Filthy casual. I unplugged my USB once...without ejecting it first.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like... really bad

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

You guys are nothing, I still can't tie my shoes and gotta wear diapers.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not since the accident.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Opportunities' - Herb Brook

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

. Favourite

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not from the US we didn't do senior quotes, how are some of these allowed? Are they not inappropriate?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those twins

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

The one on the right should have said "I'm the pretty two."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Hill brothers? Really?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"carlos carlos" oh fuck me thats terrible

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I went to school with a Justin Case

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's less awful than Rowdy Negro. But only just.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

There was a kid in my high school named Sultan Sultani.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

from what I understand, that is actually not a particularly weird name if his parents are immigrants...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assumed it wasn't strange to his family, just strange to us.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jessica is the pretty one.

9 years ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 12

Id still fuck them both :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anastasia has a better personality

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

hmmm, I'm gonna need a better view of her personality to make sure

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

porque no los dos?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

They both have my full atencion.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That's a tie as they fit two different categories for beauty types.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

How did one of them miss the opportunity to say "i'm the pretty two."?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Nah. Emily.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no way the school let that kid get away with "my mom should've swallowed me"

9 years ago | Likes 261 Dislikes 3

If you're on the Yearbook staff, you have editorial control. Also why that one kid knew the girl he referenced would be dir. above him.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Or, more likely imo, it was because he new the names of his classmates and the fact that pictures are in alphabetical order.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

As someone else noted, one transfer student would screw that up. I'm telling you, he was probably on the YB staff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was probably the same every year so he just knew.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A single transfer in or out of the school would shift the entire arrangement. I don't buy it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My 8th grade yearbook had a closeup of my classmate's wide open mouth with her boyfriend's head in it....and we were a Catholic school.

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 4

Which head?

9 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

oh, you know which one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe Frank Zappa already explained Catholic Girls.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I wold also like to know

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

His actual head not his penis. The implication is still there.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Asking the important questions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 3

My brother owns the same shark!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have this shark from Ikea. I love it so much.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I must get one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're only fifteen bucks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got about 3$

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Missed the best one -

9 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 8

Yes!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That's awesome, I want her on my team when the apocalypse happens.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

wtf?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Pineapple slices are the worst thing to happen to pizza since veggi pizza

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

SILENCE, HERETIC.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This means war, and I've got a whole nation behind me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Vaguely related, but for some reason in Peru pizza just normally has pineapple. It was horrible.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

They can get away with it because winter in Peru isn't very cold.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Favorited for

9 years ago | Likes 1104 Dislikes 4

Chris Farley? Is that you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought I had a cool last name, but DAMN! That kids either really cool/popular, OR he gets relentlessly tormented on a daily basis...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That Rowdy Negro is the worst!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He looks like a reincarnation of rodney dangerfield

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

His parents knew exactly what they were doing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's his real name btw.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is uh... Is Rowdy Negro present?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

piper is his dad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Negro just means black as in the color black. Or black person and not in a disrespectful way. At least in Spanish. just usa getting offened

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

There's no use in getting offended by a name it just depends who's using it and how.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh, his ROWDY? I Swear it pasess down from generation to generation in that NEGRO family.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Its lik3 he's been roll called on the first day of school and already he's having a tough time lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Once knew a guy named Holden Butts. His parents had to pull him out of public school because he was bullied so much.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If he goes to college, at some point someone will ask him to apologize for his offensive name.

9 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 5

What's your name? Hugh Mungus. WAT!? lol jk it's Rowdy Negro.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

About to trigger a whole stadium with that joke.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And hopefully he tells them to eat a bag of whatever genitalia they don't like.

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

Sentences used to be much shorter when you didn't have to insult everyone equally. You managed it masterfully.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Actually my gf's surname is: Negro. In Italy it means "nigga", once a called her in the middle of a plaza with a black man behind me...

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

Yeah, it definitely depends on the language you speak or region you're in although it could have negative connotations anywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

In Spanish it just means black, it doesn't imply anything.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Why would you tell her last name?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yell*

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Could have a common first name. I call half my coworkers by their last names to differentiate. If I yell hey nick 6 guys might ask what

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Half my friends I just call by their last name.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to high school with a guy named "Hunter Raper". It was pronounced exactly how you think

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

My history teacher was named Mr. Raper.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if he has a kid it will be a baby Raper

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. The far more sinister cousin of those drones from Terminator.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We always joked that his middle name was "then" lol. It was actually max

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like to think that's a throwback to the days that people were named after their careers.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Rapeseed is a thing? Perhaps related to raper?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're partly correct it does, the name used to refer to someone who was a "roper" as in rope maker.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's hilarious. John Raper, expert roper.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sincerely feel bad for that kid in this day and age.

9 years ago | Likes 262 Dislikes 5

I work with a man with this name...Not a ginger though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, not a ginger...my brain is failing me...yikes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope he doesn't have to work somewhere that makes him wear his last name on his uniform, that could be a disaster.

9 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 0

Yeah. That could get roudy if he meets any negro's.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He should enlist in the Army and be Private Negro.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's exactly what I was referring to. We had a private named "Blackmon" no one ever liked saying it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope he never meets a BLM extremist..

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

...or any extremist for that matter.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I mean... marijuana extremist sounds pretty cool so...

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

His name would be unofficially changed for work. Happens all the time with hilarious names. Had a German science teacher called Mr. Coch 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

We had Mr Squibb. His real name actually ended up being mr squid, just as we had guessed all that time. He also taught German.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No he WAS German. He taught science

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who had to be called Mr. Cook.... for obvious reasons. Until someone found out his real surname

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

There's a Jr High teacher in my town named Jack Goff. He goes by Tracy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait... Mr. Cook? I think i know that guy.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

My school has a physics teacher named Richard Balsamel. Unfortunate name for an excellent teacher.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pronunciation ?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lmao! Dick Ballsmell!? That's how I'm hearing it in my head..

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1