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TheRealJ9
You are a complete fuck- tard, and NYC does NOT love you!!
LORDCthulhu4life
I hope, once caught, he gets raped in jail!
handbanana13
There’s like 2 million guys who look exactly like that
mikesimjr7911
Pretty sure that's Ving Rhames
Morepicturesofcats
What was the second picture from? Who is he posing for?
Roarshake12
Fuck that guy!!!!!!!
ChimiFuckinChanga
I still wanna know why he did it? Like why?
NaturalProgressionGaming
Last I knew NYC wasn't charging people for misdemeanors. Are they looking for him?
nj23dublin
How did no one snitch on him yet?
Cloudmagewoof
I hope someone uses that app that clears up the picture. Making it even easier to see this person's face.
shadownetlegend
The epitome of small dick energy!
TaintToucher
Rick moranis literally just came back and this is the welcoming he gets
malachilenomade
The Mint Mobile commercials... *Rick Moranis...*
RatherDashingOne
ENHANCE!
ihavenoideawhatthehelltoputinhere
#shitbag
Dracology
I find it somewhat worrying but endearing people have responded to this the same way they might video of a man punching a puppy.
KiriPrime
I hope this guy stubs a toe really hard every day for the rest of his life.
FirstInLastOut
Enhance
Naddybones
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
That narrows down the search a lot
spunnottossed
Of course he’s a nosedick masker, of course
tuxedobob
Nosedick. I like that.
tremblesosoftly
Downvote from 3ppl who can't wear a mask to protect others
Vuldronaii
Masker? I'm telling soros on you.
catfingers
Probably voted for trump. Classic science denier
BORGALOOGIE
Chin-diaper
dspsbl14ent
That's not a chin diaper. This is.
NaturalProgressionGaming
Probably wearing it more because it's publicly acceptable to hide your identity. Something tells me he doesn't care about sars-cov-2
HarryFrumvrk
We don’t even need to say ENHANCE!
WhichIsIt
Zoom in.
HarryFrumvrk
indified
i remember an elderly lady got punched in the face, it didnt gain this much attention, some people are too infatuated with celebrities
Whotookcookiefromcookiejar
The guy who hit the lady got apprehended by firefighters right away. Wish that all who dare to do the same ti anyone get arrested asap
AdvocateForLucifer32
4/8chan usually do (surprisingly) good work with identifying people wearing masks. Or hunting down flags.
MichaelScottWorldsBestBoss
There's an 8chan!?
redstick
That's great, but 8chan is no longer a public site(not that we'd care anyway) and 4chan just doesn't care.
redstick
Or maybe they do, go make a thread.
spilledpups
That’s just a chubby Usher.
vonsmallhausen
Chusher
Sidnee
Wait. What?
shushilly
https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2020/10/03/rick-moranis-random-attack-on-upper-west-side/
Sidnee
Oh jeeze. Can this world get any worse?!
Sidnee
Wait. Please let me retract my statement. Because yea, it clearly can.
FunInTheFLsun
Looks like he was in the subway. Wouldn’t you need a pass to get on and ID to get that pass, so run the passengers from that gate? Maybe?
Madscribe
All you need is money. We don't ID everyone who rides the subway.
FunInTheFLsun
Thank you for the information.
josechepe847
Cómo alguien puede golpear a Rick Moranis? ese hombre es un regalo para la humanidad.
bugcooper
I mean, they are looking for a black dude, in a hoodie, in New York. He is literally on every corner.
LetMeSeeMyKids
Wearing a mask
hotdoginathermos
VernonLamb
Ain't no NYC black dude wearing that kind of gear. He a punk bitch from the suburbs.
BenderBendingRodriguezEsquire
If they offer a reward, someone will turn him in.
bugcooper
I think they were already offering a small reward
waitwasthatreal
Idk, with clear photos of everything but his lips and jaw, a clear time/place, and some sort of record from the subway, it shouldn’t be hard
bugcooper
i bet you are a lot of fun at parties, lol
justtrustmeguys
I think they just expect basic competency from NY cops, which shows that they probably don't live in New York
PonyMadness
You don't understand how many people travel through NYC, do you?
metslane
At least 5 per day
circlebreaker
3.50(10³)/minute
SlashDanny
How many corners in New York?
Lulabel73
A lot!
timetimetimeago
Buildings x 4
ScoobyDoobyDeuce
Most of them.
ITSDICK
At least 12
thechocmaster
All of them
bugcooper
69! maybe 420!
RatBastard516
7.4427 factorial
BigFatBobbie
Noice!
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
At least three.
WitPit
I mean, you’re not wrong...
xtitox28
Not anymore, now they're down to 2.25 #SaveTheTardigrades
Commentsaboutyourusername
At least threesome?
sesamesnapsinhalf
Username on point!
BigFatBobbie
Hahahahahaha. His wife wants AT LEAST....
RatBastard516
As of June 30, 2011, there were 12,460 intersections with traffic signals citywide
RedLanternGrodd
Holy fuck are you for real?
bugcooper
yup, he was right, at least 3
errrikblack
I wonder how many intersections there are without traffic signals
Dranton12
And are we assuming 4 corners per intersection or do some of them only have two corners and an other side of the street?
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
Some have 5
XANDERcylinderPANTS
Dear god