Impressive Training

Sep 26, 2016 7:36 AM

Metapodlvl100

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Impressive Training

That's nice and all, but can she boil water?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 28... and I'm just now learning how to get the ball into the upper 90 while standing still.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its only impressive to you faggots because you can see legs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's nothin......my FIFA create a player is waaaay better.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

All that training and yet the most exciting part of soccer is the riot afterwards.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She's got some shooting boots for sure.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Sniff sniff...you smell that? It's the women's world cup. U-S-A!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I still get paid about 24 cents more for every dollar

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Eh...hold my beer!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

THEY FIXED THE GIF

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHO IS THIS WOMAN?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

Whos on first

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But can she do it on a rain night in stoke?

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Serious question- can Stoke?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously eyes up head up. All that does nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Because of awesome talented women, such as the one here, the USWNT has 3 glorious stars on their uniform.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Brasil doesn't need all that bullshit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this impressive because she's a girl or because she's American? There's literally millions of school kids the world over that can do this

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 9

It's not really impressive, well it is to people outside the sport.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

They are also impressive, precision in skill is impressive regardless of how many can do it

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Only me who felt sad for the girl? felt like every obstacle was made for a "solo"-training activities and not as a team (football right?)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not sure if serious but, training outside of team training is the way to improve as a football player - team is for team play and mentality.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too am very good at playing with myself.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Soccer would be more fun without a goalie

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a soccer fan, but daaamn that girl can play!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Was going to make a creepy reference but she has impressive skills

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*girl doing something you normally see a guy doing* IMPRESSIVE TRAINING BECAUSE GURL!

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 15

You usually see guys doing this?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

training for football? yes. fucking every day i walk through the park.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Oh. Well that's damn impressive.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I used to play soccer (aka football), and we had no training at all except how to goalie and how to kick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a real game she will kick it 70 feet over the net like everyone else

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

*21 meters

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice. I bet she's into soccer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is this impressive, she is just moving her feet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 935 Dislikes 11

>shiggy diggy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Knowing the context of this gif makes it so much more ingenious. You magnificent bastard.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

There were no napkins there. Whoever it was that's responsible for stocking that concession stand cost me a relationship.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh jeez... usersub has the strangest funniest shit ever

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Vape naysh y'all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Poor fucker...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's acting. Still fat, but acting, Boogie2988 on youtube

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He's acting out the addiction that he really has...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People who know stuff or know how to do stuff always impress me as I know nothing and do nothing

9 years ago | Likes 361 Dislikes 5

I'm gonna quote you on that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you banged a hot barbarian chick, so you have that going for you, which is nice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You write good comments. That's something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do something and you'll know something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jon Snow?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

He is a paradox, he knows he knows nothing, as such he does not know nothing as he knows it. So it cannot be him.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure thats not entirely true.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows something. Apparently you know how to get upvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This comment about proves I don't even know that... It was an off hand comment that on any other day would have like 2 up votes...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of them from my mom...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but i bet you're good at nothing, so that's something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know how to be honest. And I love you for it.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

You know how to be positive and optimistic. And I love you for it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you make the rest of the world be like you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also pee myself occasionally

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Am i impressed with your skills?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're serious and you're a guy get a PSA screening (for prostate issues).

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

See!? That's a skill!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

looks like normal football training to me.

9 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 11

I did this stuff pre high school..

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 8

Like actually this isn't that impressive most normal highschool soccer players could do this.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

Well then our whole state must have sucked, because we made top 4, and maybe had 2 kids that could do this that well.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I did, but it's impressive to some I guess

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

The most impressive is the environment. Growing up we had to do it in dried up grass and dirt with no equipment.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

or in the rain and against a wall on your own if you're over here in Ireland. I don't even like football and I did this as a child.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She's looking at the ball way too much. She needs that exercise where he's throwing her tennis balls now. Keep your head up.

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 18

She actually does drills with her trainer throwing a tennis ball at her toward the end of the gif.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks to be about 16... so I'd say she's coming along fine...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

also if you can choose where to shoot always go for the flat shot. it takes more time for a keeper to get to the ground than to jump

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Especially the tall keepers. @6'4", I was amazed how often opponents kept testing me at the top 90's versus the lower ones

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but she has impressive skills. forgot to mention that. very good! cheers from someone who plays football since 25 years

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like the shooting hole cover though, interesting way to train to shoot. I was a poor striker so when forced I just went for shots on goal.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I was young I had trouble with that too. But I solved it so: when I was going straight towards the keeper I choose one side to "drift"1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

to one side (mostly right) so the keeper has to open his right side. he simply has to. then I just rolled the ball to the left. worked 8/10

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0