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Aug 18, 2017 1:27 AM
saucythebear
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CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
he's a dapper-dan man.
PerfectGifComment
Damn, we in a tight spot.
BuffyTheManBoobSlayer
OscarsEstus
We thought. You was. A tooooooooooad.
servingmytimeinusersub
Gopher, everet?
WhitePowerStroke
You R-U-N-N-O-F-T?
MondayMooseMemes
Nobody on this site would wait for Dapper Dan so how could you trust em?
dirkmcdirk
We have the same cake day!
TypsyDanger
Who made you leader of this outfit?
LullabyJones
You can count on me to upvote your dog and talk about my butthole after pooping, but that's about all I can be counted on for.
ThesePipesAreClean
For what? I need more input to comply.
thirty2across
Who elected you leader of this outfit???
KuteKittenKoats
Were any of you fellows otherwise trained in the metallurgic art before misfortune befell you?
Rhubarbara
Are you in a tight spot?
ASlowKiss
Damn! We're in a tight spot!
saucythebear
wowheylookdotcom
Yeah, for the most part you can. I've had a shit week, good friend died on Monday, my wife has been out in SoCal supporting her family...
wowheylookdotcom
And while I'm mourning, I'm away from my wife for the longest time in our 28 years together. This site has kept me pleasantly distracted...
wowheylookdotcom
And I love me some Oh Brother Where Art Thou.
saucythebear
I'm sorry, man. That sucks. My mom died this year. That's why I've been on Imgur so much. Definitely good for distraction.
wowheylookdotcom
Damn. Can't relate, as my whore mother (I'm kidding) had all 3 kids by the time she was 21. My inheritance will likely occur when I'm 75. ;)
saucythebear
My mom was about that age when she had me. Cancer is biatch.
rkaise01
nope! 90% assholes!
OmicronPerseiEight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sen8Tn8CBA4
EWM90
Amen
ArtOzz
And the rest are dicks.
kevbot5000
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
I like my internet how I like my hot dogs
IOnlyUseSmallCaps
ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴛ ᴅᴏɢs
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
100% monitored by my provider and sold to third parties to jack up my insurance premiums, intensify advertising, and ensure loyalty to gov't
TonightiDineinHell
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
They can. And do. https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-joint-resolution/34
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
Comcast, Time Warner, and the like monitor every single thing you do online, and sell that info to the highest bidder. And it's legal.
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
This article explains it well https://techcrunch.com/2017/03/28/house-vote-sj-34-isp-regulations-fcc/