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Mar 21, 2019 2:49 AM
Entartika
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NotoriousDoubleDipper
So that’s where all the MySpace data has gone.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Disc 2: the Wikipedia entry for Sonic the Hedgehog.
smorsdoeuvres
“Donna Noble has left the library”
libbazoid
Asimov wrote a book series about this
ash020
Imagine how crazy it would be if, on the way back, we find another library up there from 3 billion years ago
Synt3xf
Interesting fact, the 30-milion page library consist solely of Pornhub comments
MistressLyda
Are they putting one in the seedbank at Svalbard also? And if not, why not? Lack of space?
libbazoid
The Foundation
diontheunstable
So... they're making STCs and sending them to Luna? https://pics.me.me/this-gets-me-harder-than-terminator-armor-31322694.png
funkgasm
Wtf is this cup measurement? - aliens probably
Bui1derBB
Yeah the moon, hide it in a crater because asteroids never strike twice
ensensu
But did they play Horizon Zero Dawn?
shiviro
It's just the APOLLO a.i.
Jaynecobb7
Nigga please, we ain't even willing to learn from our past mistakes right now. We ain't gonna do it then.
vauhtihirmu
We won't, but the cockroach men that rise up in our wake might.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
China’s going to find a previous one on the other side of the moon
Dipityseren
Intercept them on the way back to give them a good shake down to see if they found anything good.
Cavalrysword
Good thinking.
thepedrosader
Doesn't that sound like a Neir:Automata plot?
Ialwaysupvoteglenplake
The moon seems like a practical place to keep somthing like that.
DoesLasagnadreamofcreamsauce
Can't wait for aliens to find the Dewey decimal system in there and try to figure that shit out
imgurmage
I some how doubt by the time we might need it, we'll be able to read the data on that disc, let alone remember that is there. Neat idea thou
Kaysmira
I wonder this about the great seed vault. When we need it, how the do we get to it? What if all authorized people die in a disaster?
SinStar87
Don't worry, all civilization backups come pre-packaged with Rosetta Stone.
Jdonkay
Or even have the ability to get to the moon
Dipshizzle
I think it talks a lot of ww2 but conveniently forgets the Palestinian conflict and annexation.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Speculation.
thomerow
My thoughts exactly
steole
Spoiler: it's only erotic fanfiction
BananabalNectar
And memes, don't forget the memes.
TresusIbor
It's called hentai, and it's art.
FluffyKittyLover
But how do you play the disc? I never understood that part of these things.
TheWarHymn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HD-Rosetta
Kaysmira
I know, right? So you include a disc player! How do you power it? Batteries die. We'll include a generator! Will they know how to use it?
FluffyKittyLover
The one NASA launched had instructions on how to build a player, and I always thought, how the fuck do they read the instructions?
ZebraCockSandwich
there are probably a lot of pictures, and anyone who got to the damn moon should be able to figure it out.
spanky82
Let’s hope future humans are still using blu-ray in a hundred years time.
TheWarHymn
I believe it's a physically etched disc meant to be viewed with a microscope. Similar to the Rosetta Disc.
TheWarHymn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosetta_Project
kyome92
What if we go up and find an old copy from a civilization from the past?
PepeLongSuckings
We already did, they are called monoliths and the last civilization left them all over earth, the moon, and mars.
kyome92
Proof?
PepeLongSuckings
Yeah, they are called monoliths.
reverendbonobo
Great idea. After we nuke ourselves back to the stone age, we can rebuild society. All we have to do is go to the Moon and pick up the DVD.
timberjackchris
As long as 2001: a space Odyssey is The first item, and it's all buried under a jet-black obelisk
OrionRed
We need to put a copy of imgur up there. THAT would give those future archeologists something to read.
allthenamesaregone
I'm sure Israel was completely unbiased on which information was chosen, and how it was presented.
ingelri
Launch your own moon probe, salty ass goy.
mdzmdz
New Testament? Oh we didn't have room for that...
marsgoose
I think any govt. would be bias, it's just kinda funny with Israel since if you criticize them in any capacity
marsgoose
someone always pops up to associate you with a man that grew a funny mustache.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
"Hey it says here in big red letters "Palestine deserved everything it got times infinity no backsies""
NaughtButOne
Perhaps you'd prefer the Turks, or the Chinese prepared the archive.
FieryWitherRose
Hey come on now, we're not so bad. We did invent gunpowder
kostor
Well then, other countries can do the same with their chosen books.
NERDRAGEohacat
Apparently it's 25,000 books and a full copy of Wikipedia's contents - so essentially useless.
rezpawner
It's nice that we can introduce another civilisation to pranks, even after we're long gone.
rezpawner
...by fucking them up entirely, and leading them towards disaster, thanks to a couple of well-edited wikipedia articles.
Fhenrer
For the glory of mankind
UnicornCock
Glory to mankind
Predacane35
So say we all.
MurdockTheHawk
Cheeky bastards called it "Game of the YoRHa Edition."
sadfrog
jmuije
You want to **** 2B, don't you?
FartingDragon
Beat me to it in 4 hours
AJerkyMcJerkface
Yessssssssssssssssss
AJerkyMcJerkface
Fucking loved Nier 2
dnsbubba
And if civilization craps out, how do we get it?
xLynnuh
Exactly
LimyMage918
Hope it rebuilds itself and goes to the moon again in a couple thousand years
JHudd
There's a string attached to it.
smorsdoeuvres
I still appreciate the attempt at a backup plan..
Kallistocles
It includes instructions on how to achieve space flight
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Wait till we rebuild, then go find the big black obelisk.
UnitsToNesquikGuy
Please. I'm sure man will walk on the moon for the first time in the next 6 billion years. That is, if you even believe in the moon.
ThePastmaster
The moon is a giant hollow egg that births the reptilians that control the world.
MrMasked
Imagine if humanity was all but wiped out and it became a legend that all of human history could be found on the moon
RhymingEverything
That makes for a good plot
hispanicyankee
More to the point- how would future civilizations that know nothing of ours read the disc?
RhymingEverything
And how small is the print on it?
TheWarHymn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HD-Rosetta
hispanicyankee
I mean I assume it’s written in Hebrew, which this hypothetical future Civilization would have never encountered before.
ghostfacevader
Assuming we follow the same path that led us here, we will attempt space flight. With the moon being the closet orbital object we would 1/2
RhymingEverything
But if we get to the moon it's pretty safe to say we are going to keep going
grimmgramm
Yeah but I feel that one closer to home might be a benefit
ZebraCockSandwich
we have a lot of protected items on the earth for this already, this one is 'in case we fuck all those up' its there, if we can get it.
MrRavellon
Lack of microorganisms and water is good at preserving things.
MtMuschmore
Plus it's a kind of "we were here" if catastrophe hits Earth.
Muffyns
And what if the sun craps out
LegoStomper
There's pleeenty of time between now and then for Humanity to go extinct.
ThePastmaster
We will be LOOONG dead by then.
blarglebrle
Earth will be engulfed by the sun as it enters its red giant phase long before the sun craps out.
ghostfacevader
eventually travel there anf possibly find the information. Evolution is a revolving door
FjoltnyrIII
But what about the password, and the 30 day free trial
LucidAftermath
So say we all.
PotatOSLament
Hundreds of millions of years of dinosaurs compared to hundreds of thousands of years of humans tells me otherwise
RachTrap
"Holy fuck guys, we've apparently been here before!"
dnsbubba
Once we're able to get it, would we actually need it?
DirkNurple
Still stupid. A culture that has spaceflight doesn’t need the head start it could have gotten from the wisdom of prior ages.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Not only can we still learn from our past, but it's not just about that, it's also about passing down our history.
Table5
If there's just 1 book giving a warning about the Kardashian Virus, it will still save their race.
Camelspotting
They could skip ahead 50 years technologically. That's far from nothing.
DirkNurple
Or they could have left it on earth and skipped ahead 4000.
batttyroy
If we follow the same path then reach the moon again, we won’t need the back-up.
ghostfacevader
Because you travel the same path doesn't mean you re learn every bit of lost info. Vaccines, current advanced tech, agriculture were discove
ghostfacevader
Red by chance
batttyroy
Good premise for a sci-fi story
RhuarcOfTheTaardadAiel
The wheel weaves and myths become legends...
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
"The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long -
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again." - Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time. Is that what you were trying for?
schnager
In one Age, called the Third Age by some. . .
peamupbubber
Maybe there is a "humanity" backup disc on Mars and we just haven't found it yet.
PepeLongSuckings
Pretty likely actually.
kraeftig
Maybe earth was the backup of the species and we're originally from mars.
kulahog
With mars being the first “earth”... that gives me chills, r/writing prompt
SlackerTactical
"Welcome home"
ensensu
Is what we'll say to Opportunity.
SpecialProjectY
With a withered down undecipherable ", hope you didn't make a second Earth uninhabitable as a primary one."
ministryofpeace
Hope you didn't fuck up your next planet like we did this one
SinStar87
Should have put it on the moon, see we're learning from past mistakes already.
skindredzakuska
But if we get that far again, we’ll have a new history of having learned what works or not and finding that will make us question so much
vauhtihirmu
Well, there's still plenty of mistakes we can make that would lead to civilizational reset, and we're on path for at least two of them.
skindredzakuska
And what will those people think about aliens when they find stuff on the moon? What if we do? Or even mars?