MrLaCeD
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Little did he know I booked the time off to go to my children's play. Getting sick of your shit "Greg"
May 10, 2017 8:32 AM
MrLaCeD
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Little did he know I booked the time off to go to my children's play. Getting sick of your shit "Greg"
SpiderDetective
Does every workplace have a dude named Greg that's annoying as hell? Mine does.
MrLaCeD
Seems like it
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
You fuckin liar!
KainWhisper
GREG YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHAT! SNITCHES GET STITCHES! COME AT ME BRO!
laton
zackofspades
BoobsWilly
Get bent Greg.
YacoXocaY
We're all tired of your shit Greg..
MrLaCeD
Oh there you are
HenryDorsettCase
dafuq sgoin on :D
SoPhoKingWong
I'm with u greg. I'm sick of parents using their kids as excuse to bunk off work.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Fucksake Greg
TridentRFC
strakur
I hope Greg gets food poisoning and can't leave the bathroom for 2 days
Fl0zilla
put scotch tape on the bottom of his mouse when he leaves. he'll be down until IT comes over to give him "the look"
Grubenwolf
I mean as long as you're not doing it like every day. Some of the people at my job abuse the system by leaving early and coming in late /1
Grubenwolf
And they get away with it because they work in the basement where no one can see them. While people like me who works with the public /2
Grubenwolf
has to be on time and can only leave when the clock says I can. It's just unfair and those people are getting payed more than me.
UmmonPrime
times like this make me happy I don't have to ask permission to leave 10 minutes early. I like my job.
GregJ13
In Greg culture, this is considered a dick move
Darling10
Nobody likes you, Greg
gregclark1
Fuck you, Darling.
StinkyBear007
Homosexualsaregay
You had to book 10 minutes off? Do you work in a Gulag?
nordania
Probably didn't "book"it off as such, more informed those who needed to know.
MrLaCeD
Yes that is correct
BlackwitchWizard
probably have to book their shits... if they have enough Poo Time Off
tivvybrixx
Yea you usually gotta ask to leave early unless you are the boss
MrLaCeD
I let the boss know a couple of weeks ago.
HellomynameisSatan
Where do you work? What is your job even?!
LavaAxe
Did he really care about 10 minutes two weeks down the road? Did he even remember?
cornbreesha
Probably a courtesy to the employer. I work at a nice place now so I let my higher ups know if I need to take off a bit early.
CherryEmpress
I'd expect it was more "Hey I need to leave 10 minutes early on wednesday, is that ok?"
preshg
I love your name @Homosexualsaregay
notgoingtoarrestyou
fabulous
sycaone
Pappa bless.
IsmokedAweedOnce
I just tried to find the "3D fupa" gif... never google 3D fupa...
MichaelJordan45
Every Greg I have ever known has been a piece of fucking shit.
gregclark1
Fuck you man , fuck you ...
Greggers787
You should get out more
1911barbaloot
I hope that mother fucker walks into a room and forgets why he went in there !
MrLaCeD
These are great
StevesSegallbladder
Well it's a little unprofessional to leave while administering a prostate exam!
noomunderscoretv
Better than coming.
MrLaCeD
Iwillrickrollyou
Never become a doctor, please .
marymarymistressmary
No no, Please do
MrLaCeD
I'll be your doctor :)
toystory2wasok4
Greg... did that person end up being a cop whobullied you for like 11 episodes?
N0HATS
Yes
Voydom
Especially when you make the bop on their nose with your stained glove wearing hand.
mountainofpuppies
Leave? But he just came?
IcameIsawIclapt
@OP if you already booked the time off , then he must have looked like a stupid cunt to your supervisor
MrLaCeD
Absolutely, its not the first time though, just the first time it has happened toward me
CheekyHorseBoy
May Greg's wristwatch always run 8 minutes late and may be always lose his keys early in the morning.
udontalwayshavetobenicetobeliked
Thinking about it....maybe this wasn't the 'first' time you've left early. In my company you notify your coworkers of absences. Less drama.
TallDude
Exactly. Let people you work with know so they aren't looking for you or see you just ditching.
Opportunist
This. Actual contributing members of a team let each other know out of mutual respect. OP's a douche for skating out without saying anything
WhatUpIGotABigHawk
Also, at least from my view you do that the second or third time someone cuts out early. Maybe not the first time OP ditched early.
Opportunist
Right! Once is understandable. Next day, "Sorry man, I forgot to mention I went to see my Gina play Alice in Through the Looking Glass." No+
Opportunist
big! Otherwise it's just "Fuck you people who actually work."
fvckyes
I once got a "It's 8:35am, where are you?" post-it note at my desk. I start at 8:30, and I was getting coffee in the break room. Smh.
BannedForNSFW03
FUCK YOU GREG!!!!
gregclark1
Fuck you too
Greginator87
As a Greg. "And I'll do it again next time and there's nothing you can do about it" (evil laugh) hahahahahaha
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
http://imgur.com/N3uFwKS.gif
MrLaCeD
KainWhisper
I hope one wheel on your computer chair breaks Greg, and you have to buy a whole new one because of that ONE BROKEN WHEEL!
Greggers787
Let us Greg's embrace the Dark Side. I'm a fan of this
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
I had a Greg in my office but her name wasn't Greg. Called her out on her shit in front of everyone. She quit the same day. Take that witch!
Voydom
Unless you are the manager, don't judge. I was puzzled why coworker was leaving early every day, turned out his contract was 6 hours/day.
Voydom
I wasn't confronting anyone or talking about it, but yeah ... he came later and left earlier, because those were his work hours.
bohemiancrabcity
2 hours is a lot different than 10 minutes. Bit ching over 10 minutes is a little extreme.
Voydom
Point is, unless you know all contract info about the employee, don't judge. He may have exception for kid situation, for hours, etc.
bohemiancrabcity
I agree in general. Where I work, everyone is 8 hours a day 40 a week. Someone leaving 2 hours early stands out. Thats all I was saying.
SoPhoKingWong
Greg
GregTheLemons
That's not...okay????
Biggerboot
TJ: 'tenderrr' Randal J Weims: 'Moist.'
OneMiniMuffin
Duuuuude I hated Randal. Kid's a lil bitch.
karan08
Randell strikes.m
struppiie
Miss Finster, Miss Finster!
waudey912
Eugh Randall you total dickbag
Wadzirra
Aww man, thanks for the memories :)
GalvinGreene
Fuck you Randal and Greg
iAmABlackman
that guy was such a jew
MrLaCeD
Spot on
bamblebimble
Tbf we don't know what went on, what if you both worked together and you didn't tell him you booked time off, leaving him with a lot of
bamblebimble
Unplanned work
MrLaCeD
He only had to be there another ten mins, all paperwork for the day was complete the only thing he had to do was lock the place up
digitalist1
@OP You seem like the type of person that would piss me off at work, the type that takes 30 min breaks when there only supposed to take a 15
digitalist1
Everyday...
MrLaCeD
I do take 30s but that's my breaktime, in an earlier comment I've said I'm the hard work in the office, no days off stay late etc etc
WhatUpIGotABigHawk
Of course you are.
Ilikeyogurt
I understand that's poor work ethic but if his work ain't related to yours and doesn't affect you in any way, what is it to you?
digitalist1
It effects me when my boss wonders why I'm going so slow. Maybe because the other 3 you hired are still on their little vacation
digitalist1
Otherwise I wouldn't care at all.
SoPhoKingWong
Maybe it's cos he's always having to take one for the team.
NoAlarmsAndNoSuprisesPlease
Everyone called Greg is a prick, I know 2 of them, and they are pricks of the highest order. Don't know why, just know it to be true!
flamingflamingo
Im a Greg. If you do this once, fine, if you do it every day, yes I'll reprimand you.
MedicSailor
Same with Brian's in my experience
Gnowl
Can Greg compete with Kevin? Name one Kevin that isn't the fucking worst.
FoundItStopLooking
Or Josh!! Met many, lost em all.....quickly.. and on purpose
ranivotz
But... but... What about Good Guy Greg?
RelevantImgurian
The only Greg I know is cool as fuck, he plays the sax and once had a pet deer for shits. I'm sorry...
LuCiD5592
Jeffs too
OsoLoco1313
I concur
gregclark1
Fuck you man, fuck you ...
JPBStory
https://media.giphy.com/media/TAV0lGnXzDSQU/giphy.gif
gregmaton
Savage.
GregTheLemons
I'm a great guy, I swear
sikzik
My dad's name is Greg and he's not a prick.
OldAceMerrillUsesDynamite
Sure he isn't, Greg jr.
sikzik
Lol
KainWhisper
Holy SHIT, @OldAceMerrillUsesDynamite, that was god damned hilarious. Take your upvote.
subject626
Too you.
sikzik
*applauds your effort*
subject626
wat.gif
Amythyst
Especially this guy:
Calculussucks
Had an old co-worker named Greg, he was usually pretty cool (I worked at walmart, so everybody had days that they were asshats
Calculussucks
)
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Aye! All the Greg's I've encountered are insufferable cunts.
NoAlarmsAndNoSuprisesPlease
i had a greg who was my boss, he was a bald, scaldy headed fuckwit, who talked out both sides of his mouth, a compulsive liar and cretin.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
I will say, the Gregory I know is cool though. Maybe that's the key. If your name is Gregory, keep it that way. If you go by Greg, you suck
gregclark1
Fuck you man , fuck you ...
GregTheLemons
You're a scruffy looking nerfherder.
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
I have friend Greg who bucks the trend. Loyalty of the highest order and is amazing at rolling spliffs.
gregclark1
Thanks man , were not all assholes
KainWhisper
That Greg is the exception that proves the rule.
CziltangBrone
I can't believe that nobody in this thread is bagging on Dan. FUCK YOU DAN.
Greggers787
... I'll see myself out :(
JamsE
Gregg, on the other hand...
ratfaceddog
He's no angel.
JamsE
The man can make a pie, mind you. Never mind his college days.
ratfaceddog
Wait, what? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8H7_1vwHXDc
JamsE
https://www.greggs.co.uk
geneparmesan07
As a member of the 3G tribe, I can confirm that I look down my nose at Greg folk.
Satanslittlechariotsoffailedpotential
Yeah, us Greggs are fucking awesome. Don't confuse us with the double G peasants.
andtwozigzags
Gregg likes drinking Bailey's from a shoe
JamsE
Easy now, fuzzy little man peach..
andtwozigzags
Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other
oued
All those comments are a greg hate.
PhiIIipJFry
My sister's boyfriend's name is Greg. He's lovely. Though to be fair no-one actually refers to him as Greg,
gregclark1
Thanks for sticking up for the Gregs
IntergalacticCinematic
Gregory for long or greggo for medium?
PhiIIipJFry
To be honest everyone calls him different bastardisations of Greg, eg Greb, Grog, Grenson etc
HappyAfroSkeleton
did anyone ever call him Gaylord? and tried to perform a polygraph test on him?
PhiIIipJFry
No, not yet.
gregordot
El Gregorino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
StankyPankySammich
Its like Marks with a "C" instead of a "k" they are all weirdos
CorvidCorvusCrow
My cousin is named Greg. The entire family hates him. (For good reason)
IntergalacticCinematic
You should listen to the song "my cousin greg" by Houndmouth. Great tune
steponabich
I also have a cousin named Greg. We call him Goog though
blaiddlover69
Story?
CorvidCorvusCrow
Basically beat up his gf and my aunt, little man complex, stole money from my gmaw and stole stuff that belonged to dead grandpa
blaiddlover69
harthram
A Greg abandoned our group project to join another group and didn't inform anybody. Doesn't reply to any emails until deadline...
harthram
...then replies with snarky tone claiming not to know anything about our group
NoAlarmsAndNoSuprisesPlease
Typical Greg move, what a bastard!
metalfoto
Yeah shitty habits
Lyrian
So...on time then? It's an 8 hour maximum. Not minimum.
MrLaCeD
I like that
nero4ty2
not sure where you work, but it's a minimum at all the places i've ever worked
Lyrian
I'm in IT, so my OT scales very quickly. I also have two other jobs, so staying here any longer than I have to...costs me more money.
nero4ty2
but is that a company imposed max? if they don't want you on OT you could just leave early on the next day
Lyrian
Nah, not company imposed at all. OT only happens if there is something seriously broken or actively on fire.
nero4ty2
often makes me wonder why not just make the position salaried then?
iceph03nix
after 40 hours a week, it's overtime, and many, many companies do not want to pay overtime, so it's verboten. Salary is often an exception>
iceph03nix
but the intention of Salary is that you get your assigned work and the specific hours it takes aren't critical, so you can leave early.
nero4ty2
i've been on salary at many places over the last 20 years, not being there for "core hours" is frowned upon
iceph03nix
I've been salary at 3 jobs over the past 10 or so years, and they've all been cool with me taking off early if I have things I need to do. >
nero4ty2
but you're not limited to 5 8 hour shifts, you could work 4 10 hour shifts, or any combination of different hours
iceph03nix
yes, but a five day work week is standard, and the point is, 8 hours comes from the upper limit, not a minimum.
nero4ty2
standard for an office job maybe, which are mostly salary, many hourly jobs are not based on a typical 9-5 schedule
Naternutts
That's not necessarily true.
nero4ty2
that anything over 40 hrs is ot or that companies don't want to pay it?
Naternutts
40 hrs. In some cases, anything over 8hrs in a day is OT. In other cases (like mine) i work 36hrs one week then 44 the next, and OT starts
KainWhisper
Fuck yourself, Greg. You're a douchebag and I hope you stub your pinky toe HARD every day twice a day for the next three weeks.
youlovemeyouhateme
Fuck you Greg. I hope you trip and fall face first with your hands in your pockets.
itspronouncedjiff
I favourited the original post just for this comment
Noob3rts
Think bigger! You want him to stub his large toe. Do you know why? The nail falls off and can get easily infected. Source: I did just that.
keikomoondragon
I wish violent diarrhea on Greg for a week.
LordDamien
I hope he gets crucified and sent down to the nether hell for all eternity squeeeeeeling about how he wants to leave 10 min early.
YoungGZ
YEAH FUCK YOU GREG, YOU LITTLE SHITSTAIN
sandyman23
rickeyspanish
he deserves 40 lashes in the eyeball with a wet noodle
PrisonDonkey
I hope every chair he sits in makes that fart noise, but only ever once so he can never prove it wasn't actually him.
JoeT85
I hope is plunger breaks while trying to clear a toilet he just clogged up
therealscarletohara
Evil
TypicalBuffDude
That a little bit hardcore...
notgoingtoarrestyou
I hope he buys a pack of starbursts and they're alllll banana
backpacker1022
And already opened!
Allcoolnamesaregone
I hope he steps on a Lego
notgoingtoarrestyou
WOAH, lets slow the fuck down here, way too far dude, waaay too far
2the9s
That's very specific...I like it
justaminutethere
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6sv25khOV1qcqyz1o1_500.gif
PumpUpMyClam
EAT A BAG OF DICKS, GREG.
OrochiTheMaster
I CURSE THEE
Shirtless
thats a bit over the top, no?
GregTheLemons
...why?
MissLemonade
And I hope he steps on lego everytime he goes somewhere.
EdgyReggieBushWedgie
I hope he always works on Friday's, at TGI Fridays, that's always busy on Friday's.
mollyImalone
Perfect example of cruel and unusual punishment
sciencebasedlifeform
Fuck Greg
thesaltywombat
Ansatsunin
Daily papercuts on the tip of his penis and lemon juice accidents, for life.
Ansatsunin
And no, I didn't bother thinking through the logistics at play, here. But whatever, fuck Greg and the tip of his penis.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
He should be ashamed. He's not the man Mr. Rogers knew he could be.
analnipple666
I hope his bath towels never fully dry between uses. That way, he's always drying off with a slightly moist and musty towel.
poorwhitetrash
Moist.
ScienceOnImgur
Eat a bag of dicks Greg
hobbitbandit
I would war on him, without him knowing about it
Greggers787
Well that was mean :(
CatBlaster5000
I once stubbed it so hard it shatters. That was 8 years ago. It still hurts.
mimsMerlin
Justheretowastemytime
Dam! You're cold!
Howtogrowwood
Wouldnt wish this on Hitler
Sinna45
BlownByTheMonsignor
I hope he papercuts his own tongue while licking an envelope and immediately tries to dull the pain with some lemon juice
DJhiggySmalls
"Greg"...
Polaristars
I hope he steps on a lego. Twice.
MyBigMouth
I hope he farts and follows through
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
*GASP* That's...that's beyond savage.
KainWhisper
Whoaghi
Fuck you Greg, I hope every time you pour your ketchup bottle all the oils and water come out all over your food first then the ketchup.
PumpUpMyClam
The fucking Ketchup Pre-Cum curse. Brutal.
flyerz108
I hope that every time he washes his hands, his sleeve gets wet!
LittleForestMonster
FAKIN SAVAGE
Fishlullabies
43rdpresident
Add to that, I hope he walks on a wet spot on the floor while wearing sock.
Affray
This is one of the things that makes me instantaneously aggravated. Like swear at small children angry.
LongoloidFartExplosion
And the front of his trousers also.
PizzaSlutForever
And catches the last drip
ItsWaluigitime
I hope he gets a paper cut on his tongue from a paper cup
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
Baby Blue?
ItsWaluigitime
Oh yea
madjo
*eyes paper cup suspiciously* ... *dies of dehydration*
asquishypanda
I hope he has an unexpected and violent diarrhea in an awkward location and runs out of toilet paper.
Damnenginelight
Hope you hit every red light, get roaming charges, call drops on important phone calls, forget to turn on Wifi and use up all your data.
MrLaCeD
Evil
Damnenginelight
Thank you, I try.
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
You didnt try, thats the song "Baby Blue" by action bronson. Great song tho
Damnenginelight
What I said is an actual song lyric?
freshlight
He wont have one by the middle of week 2, calm down satan
Talmorean
I hope Greg gets the pre-sneeze histamine build up in his nose, but never gets to sneeze.
MindRape
Wow that's evil.
MrLaCeD
I like that
thiskiwicanfly
I hope his phone charger breaks
PizzaSlutForever
TwahaRamadhani
.....how did you break your phone charger?
iisn00b97
No I hope it still kinda works but always fails to charge overnight and it does the thing where you have to get it just right for it to work
MrLaCeD
Man I hate when that happens
alternatereality543
Then you go to sleep with the red light saying it's charging but then you wake up and it's at 9%.
FinanceMagoo
ImAlwaysRelevantLOL
That's exactly what my charger is doing right now. Am I greg?
KnobStomper
There's still a shred of hope so you wait to buy a new charger, and you're really just hurting yourself emotionally.
FrozenFoodGuy
I have 2 chargers like that... i still plan on fixing them...
Calculussucks
a new charger cost so little, what is the point? Unless of course, you have an apple product, in which case, you're on your own.
VectorCross
The same pinky toe so the previous stub will hurt twice as a bad as each time you stub it
iLynux
Exponential pain increase, eh?
KainWhisper
Until it breaks. And then he stubs it on the way to the hospital. Twice. Super hard. And slams it in the car door.
MrLaCeD
Omg that's fantastic
SecondSince
And the doctor says "i'm afraid we'll need to amputate" and then they cut off the wrong pinky toe!
KainWhisper
And then he ends up losing both pinky toes. And now he's an 8 toed asshole.
DNADigital
I hope one earbud(specifically the right one) stops playing sound
TwahaRamadhani
No, it still plays sound but at an angle so one ear keeps playing and stopping as you walk
FindusSomKatten
my ipod has stopped sending soun through the right chanel bloody annoying it is i don't even think they sell ipodclassics anymore
Gizmodian
Ebay. That's where I got all the pieces to make my super iPod classic.
Gizmodian
They're actually not that hard to fix. Look up some videos. There's barely anything to them.
thekarlkingofducks
As someone with only one working ear that truly is evil
GenerallyKenobi
*leans to your left ear and whispers* are you deaf over here?
thekarlkingofducks
What did you say ?
DarthSpock
What? (yes that is my deaf ear)
MrLaCeD
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
I dunno, I never agree with someone wishing bad on someone else no matter how bad a person they are. Unpop opinion here maybe.
Gornax
Idiot.
KainWhisper
...Someone runs over your dog. Now? Hit and runs your grandma, killing her. Now? Assaults your wife, hospitalizing her. Wish bad now? Hmm...
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
Just because they killed someone of mine does not mean I should kill someone of theirs. That makes things worse.
AwesomeName
What's the problem? Your boss already knew that and why you're leaving 10 minutes early and told Greg to mind his own business, right?
WillTradeSkiingLessonsForNudes
Honestly if I was your boss I would've fired Greg on the spot, as long as Greg isn't some irreplaceable stud/prodigy
KainWhisper
Prodigy for work. Stud for pending sexual harassment lawsuit.
MrLaCeD
MrLaCeD
Yeah, boss pulled me up to tell me "Greg" had talked to him and he told him exactly what you said
AwesomeName
So, full points to your boss about telling Greg off, but I have to deduct some for telling you about it. Why create tension between you two?
MrLaCeD
Just a heads up I guess
klubai4
Mhm, "Just so you know, Greg is a backstabbing ass". I'd want to know, too.
WhatUpIGotABigHawk
How is it backstabbing to notify a boss that your coworker is leaving early when you don't know it's been cleared?