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Edit: fuck this one I had no idea who this creep was. Thanks everyone for giving me a heads up.
Edit: most viral. Oof. Thanks everyone, send pupper and kitty pics please. Tits and bits are old news lol.
tismaggle
#17 my boy Ritchie !!
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
#24 'the bitch' is how you think of your mom in your head when she doesn't get you your specific brand of orange juice? Sonovabitch!
nickdillinger
#1
doctRoberts
#28 Rich Evans meme. Nice
yesyoucancancan
I would be a very good potato
ScarecrowSticks
spickate
Paige No...
iamdanman
that’s not my Hank Hill
SarcasSNsass2515
lurkingclass
Thanks @OP I laughed then realized I was in too many of these.
EssSea
Heads up, "Osho" is an assumed name of a cult leader called Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh.
SarcasSNsass2515
Eek def didn't know that
Manjoma
It's called morning. And getting up from bed.
KiwiGameDev
I’m pretty sure bad flirting is more emotionally fulfilling than good flirting. Good flirts have practice, and might well enjoy the act
KiwiGameDev
A bad flirt is putting themselves in an uncomfortable position to try and possibly embarrassing themselves in the hope they notice you
collectionofdna
I'm in too many of these, and I don't like it. (Not the prosti-toot one, though)
InsertYourOpinionHere
#13 ??
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Hey OP is everything okay?
SarcasSNsass2515
Yeppers
ConformistWithACause
#5 when I wake up
xaosbob
For longer than I'd care to admit, I thought the "I hate you this much" penguin was a vampire cow.
allibaster12
#22 when I was a kid, I always thought a piece of clothing meant a body was near or the driver was trying to dispose of evidence or murder.
HumansAreAliensToFish
#10 I love how Osho gets quoted like he didn’t escape to India after leading a cult that plotted and tried to poison the general public
HumansAreAliensToFish
I’m sure Jim Jones and David Koresh said inspirational shit too but they’re never in woke social media quotes
potential816
Glad I wasn't the only one who caught that...
HumansAreAliensToFish
I’m a yoga teacher and people LOVE quoting Osho. I’m always like “uhhhhh”
HobbstheTiger
That is a New Glarus Spotted Cow he's holding in #28 and I just realized I might have a problem....
LowTinaTurner
The old version from a few years ago. Now there's some gold on the label.
JahSureYouBetcha
Nah, you're just from Wisconsin.
LionsDragon
Y’a hey!
HobbstheTiger
Originally Alaska and now in MN actually. But DAMN that's a good beer.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
I Spotted it right away too.
HobbstheTiger
Ha! "Spotted."
sjmanzur
Fuck osho tho
Tenookey
#5 Yes, I've been awake at 9am before
res28
Even before social distancing if someone sat down next to me when plenty of other spaces were available I'd dramatically storm off
RanDowe
Sending alot of mixed signals in this dump
SarcasSNsass2515
Yeah being human is complicated
ITellBadPuns
BadSheila
My husband will be hanging out with friends and then randomly tell me it's time to go. He has officially ran out of socializing juice.
ITellBadPuns
I explained to an extrovert that the way he felt after a 10 day isolation is how I felt after an hour at a party. He audibly gasped.
slendfung
I’m exactly like your husband in that regard. I apologize. But when the juice runs out it is just fucking gone.
BadSheila
Absolutely,i don't have the same issue but I can absolutely respect his need to go home and be done. He jokes about using up his word limit.
superfeathers
#7 speak for yourself. I knew exactly where I was going and I didn't want it
ImpactFPS
#5 Happens just after I hit my alarm
Drewcifer70
Every damn day!
redpandabanana
SarcasSNsass2515
Your welcome
olioster
#1 Please don't sexualize Peggy. It makes me want to vomit.
trigonman3
What about Aunt Cass?
flamingflamingo
That is definitely an altered picture.
SarcasSNsass2515
BigAZNMan
This entire dump is me. ?
SarcasSNsass2515
Thats what I intended... I've just been stalking you
BigAZNMan
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