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Sep 22, 2019 11:02 PM
joeyecho101
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AGuyThatPoops
Squirt the water on them assert dominance while eating a sandwich rich in fiber. Because fiber is good. Then shit on their lawn.
AWanderingMage
I just say "300 dollars, cash, upfront". Shuts them up right quick.
Lancerr2017
Oh man. I seethe with anger at the thought of that. Often imagine myself saying sure, for $500.
Talahar
Just scream obscenities at them at the top of your lungs. That shit stops real quick like.
Gremlynn4023
"Only if you suck my dick!"
ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
I wish I knew my neighbors but I've been in my apartment for 1.5 years and it would seem strange to start now.
urdnotjimmy
F yea aeon flux on cartoon sushi
ergine
"You can't read the barcode? Then it must be free."
joeyecho101
Meilkor
"You got $500? Cause I only do this for free for myself."
iateoprah
I wash windows for a living. I have heard the same stupid utterance thousands of times.
Josiahkf
I used to do this professionally for 10 years to different kinds of vehicles. the eye roll 1000 times is real...
GOWENGETER
This is like being at work and people asking you “ you having fun yet”.
joeyecho101
Livin the dream, pal.
Azanulbizar
I don’t talk to my neighbors...
SparkleSalsa
"Sure, $100, paid up front."
Thunderbum
I just tell them to pay up and they tend to fuck off
ridureyu
YukonFox
Or the 10th person walking by with "Hey you missed a spot!"
AWanderingMage
That's where I spray them with the hose and say" there, got the piece of dirt I missed"
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AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
That's when you hit them with the hose. "got it!"
c64masterrace
valen00
How friggin long do you take washing a car if 10 people walk past in that time?
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
30 minutes for a full size car isn't unreasonable.
wylwrk
I'm obviously way to late to come down here and think I'm all cool by making an Aeon Flux reference.
joeyecho101
Never too late to make a first impression.
IAmCooCooCaChoo
"$100 charge."
IHeartKittyCats
Just hit them with thr hose
seanconnery84
It usually happens to me when I'm waxing my car. I always just tell him yeah go get it wash and all wax it for you and they just go uhhh
beautifulbiscuits
Tis better to give (that remark) than to receive (that remark).
cappun
Me, but when people say breakfast of champions.
B4nGziLL4
Aeon Flux
Sirtopumhat
https://youtu.be/wtytbh50ChQ
supermarketschweep
Was gonna say the same thing... me and my dad used to watch it when I was a wee lad
OrionRed
Did you know that actually had an ending?
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Yep, entire series is on my Plex server, as well as the live action movie which I like and anyone who bashes it can fight me.
Direkt4
You're welcome to like any media that you want to, however the creator of Aeon Flux is on record bursting into tears with grief during the screening of the live action film.
7r4n5c3nd
It's me except that I'm serious.
joeyecho101
And I say "yeah sure, pull her up" but nobody ever does.
7r4n5c3nd
Where do you live? I'll be there.
joeyecho101
Baltimore.
7r4n5c3nd
Good Guy Joey
Metalhead47
And then you catch a fly with your eyelashes.
Tiddlewinkle
CapedPersuaderJ
Man, that's immediately where my brain went
airandfingers
https://youtu.be/1iFLiN6E1qE
dancingbarefootonlego
Damn beat me to it
REDF0RMANSF00T
wafflesmgee
Aeon Flux, freaky but great show.
joeyecho101
All those old liquid television shows were cool. The Maxx, the head, and early Beavis and butthead.
heebiejeepie
The Brothers Grunt
BahamutBBob
What about Aeon Flux?
DarkerSavant
The only episode I ever saw. Kept being repeated.
mrc990112
The head was the one where there was the alien inside his giant melon, and it would just crack open occasionally.. right?
joeyecho101
Yes
iwantacorgi
Goddamn I’m that neighbor
rainbowbright31415
I was yesterday.
seemill
Me too. Also applies to neighbor mowing the lawn.
Joomuk
Lend me some sugar
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Hey, it's okay, it's a classic joke
Estoyp00ping
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ILovedUnicornsFirst
I also say, “Guess it’s free,” when something won’t ring up. I’ve had to actively refrain myself from saying it and when I do say it, I say>
ILovedUnicornsFirst
>it like I know it’s a dumb overplayed joke but I can’t stop.
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
keep doing you. dont let these asspies dull your retardedness.
wheelow
loooool asspies
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
I pronounce it ass-pies as well lol
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
I just woke my wife up laughing at this shit. We in trouble, cuz.
iwantacorgi
When people ask how my day is going, I also respond with “Living the dream”
RepInt
"Happy to be here"
rumandbass
These days I literally say "everyone's got problems" instead of "fine".
D1G1T0L
I say "well, it's going. Not sure how".
BugEyedLemur
Yea, I say that all the time. Damn.
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iwantacorgi
Well, I mean you’re not wrong
Jemolk
"How's it going?" "It's going"
ForestRed
Typical response here in Norway
RtsWillH1Mself
Jeez, there's kids on imgur. Keep the language PG
joeyecho101
Ouch.