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Mar 7, 2018 9:56 PM
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hoxanator
If it was opiates it may have taken care of itself.
Captainpoopypants
Good job on keeping that shit to himself.
kamosey
How many Courics?
tigerjax
But he was still detained for 47 days. Probably be out sooner had he just gotten popped for possession,,, depending of course
buzzylogic
Lucky he wasn't in the states, they would have had him cut open.
ilitirit
I'm not sure anyone wins in this situation
ritzdogg
And then...
afsana3436
Imagine the officers just screaming at him “shit you turd!”
ElLoser
I remember this post somewhere. Last i read was 19 days or something. Gotta give this dude a clap
BananaMinion2000
TheActualDonKnotts
At least 80 Courics in size!
issabreakfastburrito
i thought of this too.
tugboatcaptain
HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT
sherrycayheyhey
I don't think a gif has ever been applied to a situation in a more perfect way than this. Ever.
nekrow
abarukajou
Can't believe they let him travel during his turdtrimester.
krapmyself
What kind of super durable bags were those drugs in?
c0v4h
holy shit... he made it.
aykyle
Not quite. He was rushed to the hospital for treatment and then re-arrested on lesser drug charges and is out on bail.
reddogg9877
Sauce
aykyle
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/neqggw/this-guy-allegedly-swallowed-drugs-and-spent-47-days-in-jail-without-pooping-vgtrn
noobskills
Even though this is stupid. I admire the dedication.
boukalele
Watch the movie The Mule...
HaryTheVII
Just as I comment about it, you are the only other person to mention it. I thought there would be more references.
DeV8
haha that was exactly waht i was thinking.
DeadWombat
The Mule was a solid movie. They really crammed a lot into the total runtime. I felt so eager for more I was about to burst.
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I'm surprised you're the only person to mention this, I was trying to find a gif of a specific shot in that film, you know the one I mean.
TxGoatWhisperer
Beat me to it. That was a great, yet disgusting movie.
DeadWombat
That scene was disgusting. But it made me feel better reading the behind-the-scenes. The "poo" was just melted chocolate/peanutbutter.
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Oooo yum
boukalele
yes i too would eat chocolate/pb out of my own ass
MajorBensonWinifredPayne
yharon
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
I've been hearing about this on my local radio station now for some time. It's real. I just didn't know he won.
clf184secrets
Dave and Chuck?
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
Brad & John - http://kism.com
opdeliversifrequested
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/neqggw/this-guy-allegedly-swallowed-drugs-and-spent-47-days-in-jail-without-pooping-vgtrn
thewerx
Still very hard to believe as your body wouldnt be able to absorbed nutrients as you would be so backed up. You should die after weeks.
c0v4h
I didn't believe this either but it's actually legit.
notinitforthepoints
Source it then bitch
c0v4h
lol was it really that hard to find, spaz?
opdeliversifrequested
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/neqggw/this-guy-allegedly-swallowed-drugs-and-spent-47-days-in-jail-without-pooping-vgtrn
shasuba
Wouldn’t this cause septic shock?
LokJok
Lies. Sauce!?
opdeliversifrequested
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/neqggw/this-guy-allegedly-swallowed-drugs-and-spent-47-days-in-jail-without-pooping-vgtrn
Plitt
literally google it.
poorwhitetrash
Best I was ever able to do was 8 days because I refused to use the shitter at the summer camp I went to when I was 12.
owlest
I thought I was the only person who refused to use the shitters and would rather go for days without hsitting
Scarletragdoll
SAME! but it was 15 days for me. Camp army challenge in Italy
thewerx
That's different. Those MREs are impossible to shit out within a couple days. Didn't shit for a week during basic because of those things.
Lizaderp
I still say he was pooing and eating it. Change of guard happens eventually.
squirrelfury
Your theory intrigues and horrifies me, sir.
mrcoolfacemccoolycoolyson
The toilets go into a special "waiting" area. Can't do that over here.
Lizaderp
What if he shit in his hand?
TrueNorthernLights
I always thought they'd slip you a laxative after so long.
RoxanneLaWin
As some one with chronic pain who take opioids every day, I reckon I’ve managed 48 day before now.
HaryTheVII
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mule_2014/ There is this movie called The Mule. How is nobody mentioning it! It's gross you can imagine.
SendMeNoots
Surely after a month you're shitting yourself in your sleep?
jonestown
I'd rather do time.
tolsieVillain
Fiber good
catatonicautomation
Lamarr..
DoodleBobForReal
Was he on a hunger strike as well? I seriously question this being real.
opdeliversifrequested
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/neqggw/this-guy-allegedly-swallowed-drugs-and-spent-47-days-in-jail-without-pooping-vgtrn
momoee
While I wholly believe this story. Small point of order, but they can't detain him for more than 36 hours w/o charging him. And even then...
momoee
...even if they charged him, his right to a speedy trial would flush this right out of court. (Got my pun in there ) :P
opdeliversifrequested
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/neqggw/this-guy-allegedly-swallowed-drugs-and-spent-47-days-in-jail-without-pooping-vgtrn
TheReaperSeesAll
Butt how
doctorbocker
A small, exploded condom-worth of heroine will back you up quite effectively. Or kill you.
mugman1
Eat your own shit.
OmnibusLatinName
Six security guards plus boots and belts. That's gonna take a lot of Ex Lax to move that out.
Orion1030
I believe it was "heavy fiber"
saintofchaoticgood
He made it that Lon and that lady died from not peeing just to win a wii.
SoulSukkur
she died of water intoxication tho
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
How can you not poo for that long?
Renza0
It didnt say he held it in, just that he didnt use a toilet
TheProfessionalOne
Shitty thing to ask.
Steelballsofstill
im tired of your shit Lamarr! - police
probablyNapping
Or lack thereof...
wooliebooger
You ain’t seen shit! - Lamarr
iguanodont
nice plug
TheReaperSeesAll
That was solid yourself
iguanodont
this shit makes me happy
jaydawgx7
I've had enough of this crap
iguanodont
You poo poo too soon
TheZompocalypse
Party pooper
theboringusername
She sees feces by the seashore
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DoctorNinjah
I've actually starved myself and trust me you still shit after 14 days of not eating.
RevengeByAnyOtherNameIsNotAsSweet
oh no he ate.
vainx
Even if you dont eat you can pop, after all only half of the poop is food waste, the other half are dead cells and stuff. So wow.
vainx
Numbers: Most of faeces are, by dry weight, bacteria (30%), undigested food and fiber (30%), fat (10%-20%), inorganic matter( 10-20%), other
3timesaday1
im going to have to google that now. never guessed id be doing that at any time
Brice83
Can you survive that?
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pfshfine
Paywall/adblocker detector. Nope.
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Depends on if you drink water and how much body weight you had on you
Uzernaime
Actual nutritional deficiencies start after about 40 days. Otherwise, totally safe if you are of average health.
eddiepvasquez
I've done 7 days, after day 5, it's not bad especially if your locked up and not actually using any energy
eddiepvasquez
You're
CraftedLine
You're'll
BobotheButtClown
I hear three weeks is the maximum without food, but I'm assuming when you have more fat on your body/more stored energy it's skewed upwards
MasterOfSpaghettiCode
maybe if you stayed hydrated, didn't move much and was healthy to begin with. More likely ate very little rather than nothing, if true
HamDangler4TheAngleOfTheDangle
Then on day 48
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Dudumanne
https://gfycat.com/fr/gifs/detail/alivejovialaustralianshelduck
USPS
omg it just keeps going
iAppdata
That reminds me of that greentext story of the guy that falls off and starts shitting in the other guy's toilet room
Thatradarguy
Now that’s a shit post
370zSteve
hoofherrightinthefrontbutt
No words. I have no words.
4thWorldAdam
So this is what happened to that toilet in Trainspotting!
BigAndo
Did NOT want to see that. Don't ever want to see it again
StickingFeathersInYourButtDoesNotMakeYouAChicken
This *literally* made me lose my shit.
cab435
REVENGE488
My abs hurt from laughing at this gif
ImRelevantToo
Mine too!
andyb501
MyNameIsMudd420
Always upvote Bubbs
DakotaWolf
Somethins fucky boys
elephantocetomachia
Gamegeek24
zeacorzeppelin10
Well this made me laugh. Butt, where is it from
InternetLawyer
unfortunately for him, it's solid as rock now and will tear him apart if he tries to pass it without surgery. And could rip open any 1/2
InternetLawyer
bags of drugs that he may have allegedly swallowed. He should be prayer that gif is what miraculously happens. 2/2
MrChzbrgr
Source, please?
jingo11
Well... No more internet. I've had all I can.
theboringusername
You've done well. Lay your weary head to rest.
SandwichKnight
I’m not laying my head in THAT
tinymant1core
Don't you cry no more
theboringusername
Alley oop!! Damn that made me so happy.
SnakeVenom21330
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
plsnosteal
SeaCaakes
Mjack18
Does it really exist a meme for everything ?
TacoCreator
Yes
opdeliversifrequested
FuzzyNutSak
Niiiiice
Captainpoopypants
You planed this didn't you, because that response is just too perfect.
HuzPro
I say 95% chance he did....
opdeliversifrequested
Honestly. I expected it to die in user like everything iv ever posted :-D