You are my friend now!

Jul 28, 2022 5:12 AM

vladrichdemaclant

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Did you just kidnap a cat?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

maybe approach with some treats would be better?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Okay time for me to bother this animal

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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* my friend, meow

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

life will take you

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay for involuntary friendship!

3 years ago | Likes 388 Dislikes 6

Luci?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did we just witness a kitnapping?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You're my friend now, we're getting soft tacos later!" <3

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this how you catch pokemon in RL?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

are we having soft tacos later?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

*record scratch* I bet you’re wondering how I got here

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"The hell are you?"

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Your new best friend and recipient of many tetanus shots.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LET ME LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Halp!! Demon in distress!!!" - that kitty, possibly

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guessing they know each other.

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

That was a oh shit dad caught me, not a panic I need to leave. Grab a sleeping stray, let me tell you how these scars.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He went for the forbidden areas too soon.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I will hug him and kiss him and call him George.

3 years ago | Likes 581 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Poor... poor Lennie...

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

(sound on):

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Thats a reference to Lenny in of mice and men. He loves small animals but cant control his strength and kills them. George is his friend

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah that’s my nickname for my alcoholic Bible thumping roommate. Fuckin lenny.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I am George

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am Groot

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"Oh frick, oh poop"

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Halpz

3 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

"Unhand me, ruffian!"

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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Noooooo

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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When an extrovert finds an introvert.

3 years ago | Likes 336 Dislikes 0

As an extreme introvert, I can confirm this is painfully accurate.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

As an introvert, so can I lol

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YOU ARE NOW MY FRIEND! WE'RE GONNA SEE THE WORLD TOGETHER BUDDY!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So, Friday night karaoke then?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’d have to catch me at juuuuust the right mood. And the planets and stars have to be aligned just right. And a couple drinks beforehand.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a terrible idea. Surprised this person didn't get the shit scratched out of them.

3 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 22

This cat did not behave at all like a stray, this is probably a neighborhood cat or something

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm like 99.9% certain it's their cat.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing it's their cat.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh,heck off

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

I mean yeah it's party-pooping, but he's right. Wild cats are effectively tiny tigers that will rip off your flesh if you corner them.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shes just a baby, more terrified then anything

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 11

absolutely! But tiny cat claws can still hurt

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

then vs than. check it out

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

Fucking Grammer police again.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

Eyes are never dilated. That cat knows this human. The cat was just startled to be woken up.

3 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 1

"Goddammit, now what?"

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Iono, my cat never gets startled by me, no matter how deep a sleep

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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irritated, surprised, but not afraid.

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Irritated but not afraid is my favorite cat emotion!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The purrfect combination for waking up, any time, any day.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, but if I startle any cat like that, I'd still not grab em like that. I know my own wouldn't scratch me up bad, it still seems silly

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 21

"I know my own wouldn't scratch me up" Yea, and so did this guy... That was the comment you replied to

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

*bad -any animal, if surprised enough, can but a scratch or scrape on you. Besides, if they're scrambling to get away, 's clearly unpleasant

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

Pause the video and go forward to the frames at the end of the video. Cat's completely flaccid. No scramble, actually quite submissive.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mine looked like this when i had to grab her from under a chair. she knew she was going in the crate and was trying to hide from it

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love cat body language, it's incomprehensible to everyone who's not a cat person but it all makes sense. Was hanging out with my 1/

3 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

yup! my husband has a hard time with the cats sometimes. wonders why they listen to me. I tell him they know im in charge. He tries to 1/

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

assert himself, gets scratched again. He doesn't get that you have to be a 'cat boss' its a combination of respect and authority. They 2/

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dont respond to dominance the same way dogs do, and there are daily behaviors you can do that solidify your position. a bit part of it is 3

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grouchy cat bro yesterday and I could tell he was kinda miffed by his tail but his eyes said I wasn't the problem, he just gets grouchy

3 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

I'm not a cat person and I know it. I think we even learned it in school iirc.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The "he just gets grouchy" can be relatable to any human haha. It's funnier with cats because they're so cute

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The little "mrrrrrrow" grouchy noise. You a big ol grouch mr grouchy pants

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