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May 15, 2017 2:18 AM
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mynameisM0D3Rn
'Yo daddy'
Blamblam101
Sennox
Watched it yesterday. Screw you, you bastard ^^
DungeonMaster69
This was just a fancy way of saying "who's your daddy?"
motorwaffle
"To be fair, that's because you literally kidnapped me."
IntergalacticCinematic
What's a father boy? Is that what happens if you fuck your sister or something?
GarnetMonsoon
I haven't been able to see the movie yet. Thanks.
hitshappens
Yondu op, please nerf. NERFED TOO HARD, NERFED TOO HARD, UNNERF!!!!!
UngratefulNoob
That's what I was thinking through that whole escape scene. "This is way too op... They're gonna kill him or destroy the arrow or something"
MrLeonardoDiCaprio
Klownicle
Oh Boy, Ma Bell.
karmafarmer
Only semi decent plot point in that trash movie
PsychoWyrm
You must be the life of the party.
trawlingfordicksinusersub
was he cool?
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
bomboy23
Your father, boy
CapableTrash
It's missing a comma after father. Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood Grammar Nazi
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
tfw both your biological and step fathers were shitsnizzles
grapesrulee
*whistles*
Dirtsailor2010
Loved when the other guy was practicing and accidentally got poor Drax in the neck... hysterical.
dirtydanisreal
Totally lost it at that line
NerdN1
He also said that he controlled his arrow with his heart, not his head. He must love murdering his enemies SO much...
HooskerDuuude
His name was Robert Paulson.
iDontWantMyUsernameToBeMyRealNameAnymore
His name was Robert Paulson.
Hargy89
He lives on the second floooooor!
Mark329843
Did my best to not cry at this scene
LegendaryGrumpyCat
Failed.
JosephStiglitz
Fooking taserface
Hargy89
It's...METAPHORICAL!!
ItsCrazyTim
Bwahahahahahahaha!
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
It's scrotumface
Hargy89
''What was your second choice? Scrotumhead?!'
Dirtsailor2010
As someone who was raised by a step dad and found out later his bio dad was a huge cunt this movie gave me all the feels
EverythingWasTakenBySomeBastard
Same here. Only i knew my bio was a massive cunt.
ristucRunner
All the "feels"? Why do people on this site insist on using baby talk
Dirtsailor2010
Because I have a 140 character limit and make due with what I've got.
ADandyInSpace
Look man if you cant feel the feefees you deserve no pupperonidoggo dumperoni maymays u thicc cucc boi friendodiddlydodee.
SpitAce
Too bad both ended up being cunts for me so I felt double bad for the two chances at a dad I had and lost
dannishadow
Fuck 'em. If you have kids, be the dad those assholes should've been. If you don't have kids, well, you can still have dad-like qualities.
Buckbeak1486
And it's always encouraged for single men to explore those dad-like qualities at playgrounds and schools.
Aksuuuh