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Jul 31, 2017 9:29 PM
PWHkillswitch
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malfunctionm1ke
For once, someone read the fucking manual.
battlepants
Googled it
UonlyThinkyourDead
said no one ever who has assembled IKEA furniture!
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
... I just look at the photo and see how it's assembled.
SnackMasterRanger
This book is property of the half blood prince
ErdogantheFalafelMan
This is the new LMGTFY.
Doyouevenpraisethesun
My day,everyday, in the world of Warhammer...People don't know how to read anymore.
735824
Perfect!
unclemeat70
Pretty much the key. Seek knowledge. Apply knowledge.
NotHardly
There you have it.
Spinksie
"I googled it."
bigmee
That's how I learned the Rubiks Cube. They actually come with an instruction book...
ryry1237
I just bashed my head on the thing (figuratively) trying out different sequences of moves until I recorded enough to solve from start to fin
Retrobot2
When teacher in math asked how you did it
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
IT in a nutshell
BlahBlahDinks
inthepines
And the book said just peel that shit off and put on some neosporin
gospelofmillim
"How did you do this programming thing?" "I'm not really sure... it just kinda worked"
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
The cure for greyscale was extremely anticlimactic, I thought he was gonna need to eat some dragon glass or something cool
METAAAAAAAAAL
On the other hand, we were left wondering if had died or not for a week.
ColonelColon
I mean literally flaying half of his skin is pretty fuckin metal.
socksy420
SPOILER! THIS IS A SPOILER YOU DBDJWIFJRBDJSIFIRBENDUJFBBHNJJKMJMMMMMMMMMMKMM
Remainder
ITS ONLY BEEN ONE DAY YOU FUCKS
Discoduck
I know right?!?!? This time every year the Internet posts mundane AF memes full of spoilers just to get internet points. FUCK. THEM.
airportface
RTFM
DavidBrooker
There's an even nerdier version of this: "have you consulted the literature?"
DarthSedition
Sometimes being pretentious has the wrong feeling to it.
DavidBrooker
I work in academia, so it doesn't sound pretentious to use. We higher threshold for that sort of thing :P
superfeathers
Yeah, but how many of you have read the instructions on the tree car air freshener?
thegarlicawakens
Oh, I have to do this now.
QuiGonChuck
@ZauzzieTheBeast does this look familiar?
ZauzzieTheBeast
Lol that's not the scene tho...
QuiGonChuck
Which makes @PWHkillswitch even more of a lameass lol
Pizzzzzza
that fucking pie.
HelloToe
http://imgur.com/j0urUEG
Pizzzzzza
that pie, fucking
frankenspider
The sound of it still haunts me
Monstache
I think Samwell has greyscale now. I think he mightve done the same mistake the first guy did. Shake the patients bare hand.
Monstache
Probably won't though. It would be unnecessary tension unless he couldnt cure it in time. So its Schrödinger's cat now. Dead and alive.
Mentor397
Dragons, magic, White Walkers, dead rising, remaining overweight while starving - these things I can imagine. Following instructions? No.
heyblackwolf
He does seem to have lost some weight since S1 tho, and I wouldnt say he's starving. They seemed to have plenty food
Mentor397
I was referring to a comment made to him, at a convention. Someone asked how Samwell could still be overweight while the Night's Watch...
Mentor397
was starving. John Bradley's response was similar to what I wrote, though I adapted it differently.
owlest
wait so the cure for greyscale is to peel the skin off? how did no one else figure that out?
VindictiveRidge
Nobody wants to let the Boltons be maesters, I guess?
thegarlicawakens
Someone did figure it out. That is why it was in a book for Sam to read.
owlest
yeah but why havent anyone else tried it on the people with greyscale and just let them die?
skylin05
The maester teaching Sam said it's a dangerous procedure that rarely works especially the older the patient is and the maesters that would
skylin05
perform the surgery often got infected themselves.
thegarlicawakens
owlest
ok what about the infected cutting his own skin off himself at early stage of infection???
AStrongFemaleCharacter
Why wouldn't he have just had Jorah drink the entire bottle and pass out before he flayed the diseased skin off of him?
whatupmyknitters
maybe it's in the instructions that he can't be passed out
AStrongFemaleCharacter
Probably written by a Maester from House Bolton.
VindictiveRidge
"It's more fun this way. I mean more effective this way"
AStrongFemaleCharacter
Exactly.
IIIDogKnight
Whenever I hear someone say they can't cook I think they're saying they can't read and follow directions.
MintMission
There are basic skills you need to have to following cooking instructions. How to dice, fry, etc.. Most instructions assume some.
whatupmyknitters
yep. a friend of mine asked me to teach her how to cook. i asked her what she wanted to cook and then pulled up a recipe for it on google.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
the thing is, did you let them cook it while watching? while too many people just don't follow the recipe for whatever reason, there's >
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
> some aspects to cooking that aren't that easy - e.g. knowing when the meat is done, when the noodles are just right etc
Troybeam
reading is not the issue when cooking its comprehension.
METAAAAAAAAAL
I think they mean they can't cook without a recipe.
HazeHere
The reason I can't cook is cause I'm too poor to buy ingredients to make fancy food
CaptainRedHat
and putting your own touch on things.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
while that's true, people who have to cook have to realize that, because they aren't good at "putting their own touch on things", they >
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
> have to follow instructions to the letter - yet quite often, they just don't do that.
CaptainRedHat
Well, to be fair, there's a bit of difference between following a recipe and cooking. I feel like cooking involves more experimentation 1/2
ryry1237
I cant follow recipes for shit. Can still cook amazing fried rice and Shepard's pie, but only because I tried and failed a dozen times prior
SaltyInternetPirate
ulvitron
his lips look like hes saying didnt work and then something else entirely.
SaltyInternetPirate
Yes, the "good plan" part is off-camera. https://youtu.be/IovjAZVtVs0
ulvitron
https://youtu.be/IovjAZVtVs0?t=86 with the time stamp
EveCaffeine
Modern day equivalent: I watched some YouTube videos
whatupmyknitters
that's how i repaired a dead ipod screen ~8 years ago!
knuckledraggr
Replaced the water pump and thermostat on my car this week thanks to YouTube. Mechanic quoted 600. Spent 51.25 on parts. Had tools alrdy tho
Gidyup
Helped me install a drop ceiling in my basement
dangranos
Most instructional youtube videos are pretty bad, full of fillers and random blabbing, with barely any information. Text instructions ftw.
ReverendEskimobob
I do IT. 99% of my fixes are from youtube or reddit.
was821
I owe most of my man cards to YouTube videos
kongfuchicken
You are a man with impressive acquired resistance to those several minutes of "Heeey guys! It's me again, back with another man tutorial!"
DahPrincess
I learned about sex, hair care, psychology, and how to solve a Rubik's cube in 1minute. YouTube is amazing.
Burritoheart
or "I googled the error message"
Berrycuda
They do come in handy. Fixed an old dryer for $60.00 instead of buying new.
Skunkbeard
spent $100+ saved +$1250 fixing my trucks ac motor. Did it in 15 min.
Christx30
My wife and I fixed our washer for $10 instead of $200+ by having a guy repair it.
asm80dfa8sdfj
You also saved your wife from an awkward introduction into porn.
WaitWhatNope
Do you think that Jorah had greyscale in his dick? Looked like it could have spread that far.
LoneliestGoon
Haha! I said the same thing while watching the episode.
brightintempas
Asking the real questions
thewiggins
WHY HAVE YOU PLACED THIS THOUGHT IN MY BRAIN-MEAT!!!!???
WaitWhatNope
"Khaleesi, I'm rock hard right now."
crovali
lol I read that in his voice
MalePatternBlackness
If you had a scaly hand would you touch yours? Hell naw!
showmanic
You clearly don't own a dick
MalePatternBlackness
Yea, but I wash my hands before I touch mine and I sure as hell wouldn't touch it with greyscale.
showmanic
still would
GodEmperor0fMankind
SensibleChuckleNorris
That would have been removed by constant rubbing because he was friendzoned.
AegonVITargaryen
Ribbed for her pleasure
ThatQuietlySmirking
I hope not. There's enough characters with their dicks removed on the show already.
Illthinkofausernamelater
It wouldn't be his full dick. Just the skin on his dick.
hitlershairydick
If he did he would've killed himself long ago, for what is a man, if a man is without cock?
dingletron22
REEK!
DarthSedition
Grey worm?
CasualRex
Varys?
Babathrowaway
A man has no cock
jbcars4life
He's probably past caring about procreating... Sam probably just took it off.
BalfMalark
Well he was rock hard for Daenerys, amirite guys
cvnk
"No! Leave it there. I can't remember the last time I was rock hard..."
TrixiHobbitz
Maybe seeing Dany naked after the funeral pyre?
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
Questions of our time.
BiiiigJilm
Not that Dany would have touched it in the first place
mugglerd57
AdmiralButtStuff
http://www.weeatfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Sad-Jorah1-e1401831157690.png
GoodbyeCassini
stay strong j-bear
Nubsva
Probably not, it would seem maesters aren't really coy, I'm certain they would have checked.
InvadingYourSpaces
I think he meant that Sam had to remove it from there as well, most likely. His torso was covered, stands to reason it didn't just stop.
manslut
It's probably not a good idea to hide dick-related ailments from your doctor.
whatupmyknitters
that's a good rule of thumb for both westeros and the real world
doctruli
Well now, technically, that is surgically removable
CatBlaster5000
So many dickless characters to choose from
SunBrolem
The responses to this comment were exactly what I dreamed they would be.
Beepity
TheCreamster
Do they cut off their pickle or just the fun bag
TuboThePanda
Both
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
ask Greyworm
Mentor397
He still gets more action than I do. Dammit.
hopethisoneworks
Sticklebrickk
Not like he's gonna need it anyway...
freeemail02
:(
yellowturtle01
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Always upvote Redeye.
TheBlackWindHowls
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Heh.
TheThingsTheyCarried
http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/16/30/980x490/landscape-1469706129-grey-worm.jpg
KhioneNix