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Dog tax. This is Scout with my forearm.
missladymondegreen
#1 Phantom Thread?
ShamanShacker
That screenshot is from my phone... wtf
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
SindarElla
@OP I haven't laughed at so many things in one dump before in a long time. I wish I had more than one updoot to give!
sexualcamel
Drink drive!
GenitalWars
betelgeux
Trump's not Machelivellian enough to be a Voldemort host
iamtinygroot
Is number 2 not just Albi the racist dragon?
TwedsyT
Dudlev Durslev
acmeyakko
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
#13 in response, I present the MS Arc Mouse.
(I have one for my Surface, they are pretty awesome actually)
spacemanspiff1218
GeorgeCostanzasWallet
Spicy little dump. +1
hotdudecurator
#13 checkmate atheists
BubbaRunski
Another line for the sex/funeral question: I'm glad you're still here.
OuchYoureonmyhair
It happens to everyone.
ThatQuietlySmirking
*off key* WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD
babycucumber
#4 instructions were unclear
SindarElla
I laughed for like a full minute at the spiderman one like 8 years ago, and no one else thinks it's funny and I haven't seen it again since!
Fargirl
How does one "drink drive"?
Garbinator
Have a few beers down the local then take the car out for a spin
Beeeeanz
I've seen the "erb derb" post everywhere but I have yet to figure out what they're trying to say, i can't be the only one
gabiinunderland
hors d'oeuvres
LittleJimmyUrine
A chemist would pronounce unionized the same as a plumber. The correct word is deionized.
H4RLYN
Also because from a literary point, we'll look for a familiar word first, so we recognise "union" before "un-ion"; followed by its suffix.
OuchYoureonmyhair
DE refers to having ions removed. UM means it never had ions. So nyaahh
Beefkins
(1/2)Unionized and deionized mean two totally different things. Unionized is an adjective that describes something that has neither gained
Beefkins
(2/2) nor lost an electron, while deionize is a verb that means "to remove ions from" a substance.
ClapCityClassic
What did that dude mean by erb derbs
TuityFrooty
Hors d’oeuvres.
mitchkruse49
I think a rusty trombone is a great way to perform CPR
kolao3fyllo
Amen
knuttsakjones
It'd get me up again... and again...aaaanndd again
nuttypro
OuchYoureonmyhair
Some titty
icculus760
then it'd be a circular reference and a never ending loop
Mackeroy
yes
rollerskateorgies
Show me your show tits!
Wanderingmaniac
I don't get the unionised one.
13fingerfx
Two words spelt the same. The two meanings, “part of a union” and “not ionised”, would be more logical to different people.
Wanderingmaniac
Thanks for replying
13fingerfx
No worries. Have an excellent day.
yumie210
What does your tattoo mean?
HerpesFree
Means they made a bad decision at 17 years old by the looks of it
RopeJokesAreKnotFunny
Delet this
HerpesFree
Lol not even arsed
wisearse
Seems your parents made a bad decision 9months before you slithered out.
gabiinunderland
Ten months, technically
Boombox8
It's the way a friend of mine signed his initials. He passed away at age 18
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
I was not expecting something like that
jenigrl85
Weirdly enough it’s very similar to how I sign my initials too. Sorry for your loss though, losing friends is never easy.
DeanOMiite
"So doc I don't feel a ring on your finger" was as hard as I've ever laughed at a show...then that show never made me laugh again.
RightinRight
What show was it again? I remember the scene
SpraynardYitzben
My Name is Earl
Belvedere86
Nice to meet you Earl.
GiantDad420
What's up Crabman?
MrSwaggerMcJaeger
Fuck my tight ass and give me crabs :heart_eyes:
SpraynardYitzben