To all of the random people who have started messaging me on imgur with "hey"

Jan 4, 2017 5:09 PM

mososio

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I don't care if there are horny singles in my area! Go away!

Edit: This post was a bad idea
FP Edit: mobile messaging broke pretty early on. Feel free to not send anything. thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda make me want to message you @OP as a joke, but I can see you really want no part of it, so ill just say it here for point whoring. hey

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That edit +1

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is my response to them when I see they have zero post zero comments zero favorites

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they never respond! I'm lonely.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! ( that's all , just Hey!)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The edit on this post kills me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just gets bots saying "hi".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, I got one of those at 1 AM last night

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hey

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Oh good I'm not the only one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote for the edit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude I got that too! A Girl with a sexy picture... She said hey, I said "Do I know you?" And got a "Hi" again...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ohhhhhhhh this makes more sense now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if I'm not horny or single? Is hey appropriate then?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just want to say how proud I am of you Imgur. You didn't flood the comments section with 50 upvoted "hey" comments.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But then how do you start conversation or become best buds as so many people claim to happen on this site

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heyy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"bot?? nope.. real girl here"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I FUCKING KNEW IT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mine was hi. Then I said hi and they immediately asked ASL?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hi I'm cupcake1296, no bot...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hiya"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Logical solution

9 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

Haha, no, I'm not a bot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know what this means, don't you?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That a few hundred people are going to message OP with "hey"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck me, right?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You did it to yourself lad.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not a smart man

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got one that said "hi" and I replied before I knew what was going on. Two days later it "replied" with hi again. Still waiting to talk...

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

hi

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hi

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup was excited for my first message and responded with what makes you laugh on Imgur? Her response: Hi.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your comment could feasibly have made other people laugh at the concept of "hi", and could thus cause people to wonder whether they are bots

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Violet4023?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

She must've been quite busy today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got Aileen3342. I wouldn't trust someone who can't spell her name properly anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Violet5364 is the one messaging me constantly. I don't have the heart to block the poor thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't remember, I deleted it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pixie7797 the one trying to "hi" me, "I don't know you!" xD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got melissa something

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cameron0277

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got cutie 9511 and iris8859. They use this same pic of a blonde chick

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I got the cutie chick too

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whoa you better back off my woman like now!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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