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ghojo
*curious ostrich ear pricks up*
livefreeordie1911
I heard this as a kid in the 70s - yes I'm old.
AlcoholSugarSaltFat
bachterman
rocky the rhode island red
ElecTech
Jasper Carrot - Bantam Cock. https://youtu.be/CprQ295dxVw
danishjuggler21
As a collector of dirty jokes, this is going into my repertoire.
WhatAboutThisOneThen
Ha.
Lindargh
In the estonian version its playing dead for a cat and tells the man "if you dare to scare the cat, youre next!"
BilldeTurlock
Very old, and poorly executed. You never did know how to tell a joke. Tip your waitress.
m1k3tv
I'm apparently too old for memes and simultaneous too old for forwards
Johnlkmk18
I clucked
yourbassist
This is something my grandma would forward me that I'd actually be ok with it.
MajDSaster
This is good. I've never heard this one and I'm sure I'll be telling it to someone tomorrow
Addmagnet
So, the lyrics of "Bantam Cock" by Jake Thackray then? Jasper Carrot's rendition is my favourite: https://youtu.be/CprQ295dxVw
chrispduckling
Yes!
Yuri909
I always prefered the Corries myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wXb9XJicM
shakedownblues
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I don't audibly laugh at these very often. It was a quiet laugh, and a short one, but it was audible.
DeathStarTechSupport
I first heard this as a 5+ minute joke. The teller described each encounter with "Old Macdonald's farm" sounds, with Rodney the rooster.
BouncyBunneh
I laughed out loud. Bravo!
Meepsicle
TL:DR version of this entire song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hQhi4oyH6k
MickeyPupper
More stories like this!
Stephnotcurry
*Gigitty
kantorr
How is this funny
Dawnstempest
It's funny if you're retarded.
FsImgur
Here, let me explain it to you - https://youtu.be/fhIdbRp6xeg
infiniteflux
Yah i don't think it's funny either. Horny cock wants to fuck any bird even plays dead so he can fck vultures haha..no
Mooxim
The expectation is that the cock is exhausted, it's revealed he just wants get close to the vultures for more sex. 1/2
Mooxim
Talking animals and subverting expectations are classic elements in funny jokes.
Blazinghand
he's also going to fuck the vultures.
IJustNeededAUsernameSoThisIsIt
This is the answer to: "Why is this funny?"
ToJoinMany
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4hQhi4oyH6k
RabiesMcTavish
I was just about to link to this. +1
ShortBreadSpicyFood
yourmomisminenow
me irl tbh
eskapone
Is that the "super rtl" branding?
thekittel
i think it is.
Dani52885
That's a hen, not a cock....but it gets the point across. Made me giggle. +1 for you sir.
TheBoozehoundBitch
Thanks for not being a massive buzzkill about it
PancakeRoundhouse
Welcome to imgur
mcdude21
It's a dick though
Samssss
Grayson?
zomnoms
Ironically, cocks don't have cocks.
MistaJones20
You're right. They have balls
AlphaBootis
Lake ducks on the other hand...
JackThePumpkinKing
libben
I actually chuckled quite hard and went on with copy paste spree onto irc, facebook and two forums. More cheeky ones like these please!
SvarvSven
Ah yeah, copy paste that image to IRC. Da yum!
Aoredon
So you reposted this like 5 times? Good job.
thehelmetedavenger
Thief!
mwoodman
Quick, what's your fax #?
SniffsMcgee
Folk still use IRC??
libben
Been using it since 94.
H3X0
I use it every day. Sure it's old, but it's still a great way to talk to people with similar interests.
SniffsMcgee
Fair enough, I'm just impressed!
ohwowthissucksballs
you can join with just a web browser too https://webchat.freenode.net/
TheBadDad
I chuckled
60FPSDoggo
I just laughed normally what is it with all you making chicken noises/puns
HughJurection
I laughed very obnoxiously
SonOfATwitchKappa
I know a different ending where the cock says to the farmer: "if you fuck my chances with the vultures up, I'll head straight to your wife"
OperaOtter
*cluckled
Philipjfrydeliveryboy
TheRandomDownvoteFairy
Beat me to it.
AnEvenDirtierSmellierHippy
I cuckolded.
firesword14
Dammit! Beat me to it!
scrumbdle
Same
thehelmetedavenger
I clucked.
BananaLover93
Don't , or the cock will do you next.
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
I cuckold
UsuallyComments
I duckled
ImgurBannedMe
imgurisfullofcatsanddogs
What?
MildlyInteligentBeing
i dont get it either
PricklyGoo
G0MeatCube
HES GONNA FUCK EM
FireBreathingFerret
Dey gon' frick!
AppleFoster
You're not missing anything, it's just not funny.
nagellak
I got that he wanted to fuck the vultures. But I was waiting for a joke.
AppleFoster
Yeah that IS the joke sadly. xD
CoRektiveAction
In case you missed the joke, he's going to fuck a buzzard, maybe more
PaintedSlate
Yeah, but isn't that the secondary joke? I still feel like the main joke's unresolved and I've missed the punchline.
Improbabilitydrive42
The vultures are about to land. He's gonna boink 'em
whodeyman9x
Something about one eye and pointing up and being a cock? I dunno. Just guessing
gronostaj
Vultures. He's pointing at the vultures. Pretends to be dead to lure them.
whodeyman9x
Got that. I just wanted to make a joke about genitals. Does that make me such a bad guy?