MyGreatestFearBoner
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Mar 24, 2026 12:00 AM
MyGreatestFearBoner
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hushpuppyextraordinaire
Was just a flesh wound
thesameasyours
Quadruple amputee? So both legs, head, and what else?
CheeseCoffeeChests
this is hands on the funniest headline i've read in a while
horsetuna
Cornhole is a game where you're tossing beanbags at holes cut into a wood shape.
RElGNMAN
Mentally misread cornhole as bungholio...
Turboslacker
I'm stumped, how did he do it?
Hrafnir13
Clearly embracing his right to bear arms.
RocketKokket
So is he
ufoara
omgzwtfs
Yep, that's the guy
MyGreatestFearBoner
Well, I did not expect that.
duktayp
fformulaa
So he is also driving. Was he high on meth? Like what was he not doing? Allegedly
Kagenical
As someone who just learned what "cornhole" is, in updated colloquial context, that's one hell of a headline to read.
ilhares
Cornhole? You mean Redneck Shuffleboard?
gtotherizzle
Leave it to the Midwest to rename "Beanbag toss" to slang for anal, or simply the asshole
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JustBoone
I had not considered that, it's all making sense now lol.
Krashtestdummy
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ejdldnZyZjVjcXhtdjhudWozcDc0a2s0aXM2aW9wb2hpd21ldmZibSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11FiDF2fuOujPG/200w.webp
TChallaVanDam
Fucking brilliant.
sindail
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MzZ6M3NyMDFtZ29sZDZvYWZjNHJzN2gzams5OGZnNGllZTFpaWxvNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/69CKViM7D2PrG/200w.webp Round three, FIGHT! 😜