HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

Jun 26, 2023 10:17 PM

Chattafaukup

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wow, a 2cent savings!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure you're just supposed to tape a penny to one of the blades to fix that.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's a helicopter ride to heaven

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That thing looks slightly more stable than my ex.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My brother built a toy helicopter with an erector set and a vacuum cleaner motor. Me and my sister watched the maiden voyage and a blade flew off and went right between us and stuck into the wall behind us penetrating 4 inches deep. Phew!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Has he ever seen a helicopter?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes, once, and clearly that is the limit of what he knows about them.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

There is Zero risk of crashing if you can't lift off from the ground. Totally safe, Mars here we come.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tempting but I think I'll drive

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

wanna guess what the only thing holding her in place?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks safer than a submarine ride

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

BYOO. Bring your own oxygen!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Will there be an inflight meal?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, same food as your last meal before the flight but in the opposite direction.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just a shake

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The harlem shake.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

shishkabob!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wibblecopter preparing to dissociate!

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I believe the term of art is Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

"Helicopter? Why, no… This is my crowd decapitator!"

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Without a tail rotor he’ll be doing circles

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

unless he has counter rotating blades above that.... lets just assume this third world village inventor is in the ~fuck around~ stage of learning how to build a heli... hasnt balanced his props...no fly bar no pitch control....but fucking shit if i wouldnt hire him to learn with on job experience...curiosity and the willingness to learn you cant teach...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I would LOVE to see coax rotors on that thing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the quality analysis I come to the comments to upvote

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's also going to get a lesson in stabilization.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

helicopters have a tail rotor for a reasion

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

first lesson: balance the rotors

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The rotor is pre-calibrated for Martian gravity I see, smart.

2 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 0

It's a flat beam. It's not calibrated for shit.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But not the air pressure, sadly

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's almost, aaaalmost.... almost understanding why helicopters have tail rotors.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think I'd stand withing broken-blade flinging range of that thing, personally!

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Those people are standing there because they are investors. Its gonna be a flight or fight scenario.

2 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 5

wait til he starts making submarines

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In this case, plight.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bravo!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

today the wording of that is Fuck Around and Find Out.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone is standing WAY too close for that thing to break apart

2 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 0

I mean, when those silly certifications aren't involved, you can just about do anything for a lot of money

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that includes standing just as close as you like.. stick your tongue out, feel the wind

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's safety you're concerned with, I'd say they should get as close as possible, the eye of the storm is the safe spot.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Or at least a quick death

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I am not going on that thing unless you show me a PlayStation controller!

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's madkatz or nothing!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

centrifugal force is apparently an unknown concept to all the lookie-loos

2 years ago | Likes 321 Dislikes 2

Honest question, is this centripetal?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just in case someone jumps on the centrifugal force thing. https://xkcd.com/123/

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Seriously, a regular helicopter is scary enough, having blades spin on a rickety rig I’d be behind a tree.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Of course it is. Their frame of reference isn't rotating, so they can't experience it.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I believe you mean they’re not experiencing the cetripetal force. It’s the blades experiencing both that will be a problem once centripetal reaches 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They think that this is helicopter and it's gonna fly. There are a lot of unknown concepts for them.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Centripetal force is the force REQUIRED for circular motion. Centrifugal force is the force that makes something flee from the center."

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

*at a tangent from the centre...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes I believe that’s what is being stated. The onlookers are too nonchalant for something that might flee the assembly and come at them.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Fling-force should be somewhat evident 😖

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Again, this is what the original comment is stating.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1