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Aug 15, 2017 5:18 PM
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LintillaAllitnil
Mastah250
dangermint
that dude is anything but a random citizen
Stesyla
How could you not adore someone weird enough to do this? :L
smellybooger
She's going out with him for the jeep
JCrashB
I don't know about the blast, but she surely got very nice legs.
Raykenn
She's just jealous of how good it looks on him.
mynameisaction
Tobuscus?!
Spudders
He's protecting his melon
elephantocetomachia
Holy shit you met Mumen Rider?! http://imgur.com/qD1XOtd
BNabs
Ha, what a melon
princessbutts
Aw a young Freddie Prinze Jr
Yumbledore
Found the comment I was looking for.
mileshunt1976
Rider fan?
IWishIHadASoul
Jophis
Only one person calls it Meh-trah-city.
jsd1982
I knew it'd be this even before the gif loaded on mobile.
WhatAmISupposedToDoAgain
How long have you waited too use this?
IWishIHadASoul
I used this gif three times in the last two weeks
LeeeeroyPorkins
Actually such an underrated movie
amoeba15
It really is. When I took my daughter to see it I was the only person in the theater to laugh at the Donkey Kong/Mario reference. I felt old
forte10
Came here for this. Thank you.
IWishIHadASoul
Any time
Elite47
Johny boy and Plank look very different than I would have imagined.
BustedHelmet
AdventureRoomba
There are two halves to every melon, Professor Scam
CharlesFuckingBronson
MellenMemes
Saskatchewan RoughRider
CairoLen
Rider Pride, baby!
hardcorefanfictionreader
hi yes where can I get one
thatbeardedswede
Jeep, brah!
BossJohns
They all got helmets on their heads, but I got a watermelon instead!
ManFromMelbourne
It's a beautiful day!
bronypokey6918
but i got a team of pumpkin heads!
ColonFilth
*watermelooan
Djmachale1
You thought I had a watermelon instead (but since awesome season is coming up) but I got a team of pumpkin heads
thagoatman
TheMajesticBongacorn
https://youtu.be/e7RZRfqiPrY For anyone who hasnt seen the glory of Marlon Webb
matgonzo117
Tbh the only respectable thing to come out of vine
th1sguysdeadwife
you obviously haven't seen Dan Curtin vines
TheMajesticBongacorn
"Suh dude" was pretty alright
TheTurianCandidate
I appreciate this reference.
InstructionsNotClear
He struggles to lift the weight...
BossJohns
...but I got watermelon to keep me in shape
TheTurianCandidate
They almost drowned, when they went boating...
ShiftToRun
But I got watermelon to keep me floating
zeacorzeppelin10
Watermelone
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Sergeant Melonhead, reporting for dooty!
tankboy
He deserves a better girlfriend. That "You're embarrassing me!" doesn't wear off.
mattsall
It does when he takes the bloody piece of fruit of his head...
IupvoteWeedstuff
You sound like a barrel of fun
mattsall
You sound like a farrel of bun
LokiShade
If you don't embaress the women in your life on a constant basis you aren't a man.
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LokiShade
I love a goofy girl!
TheDreadLordSithis
I'm a woman.... I can verify this
rocketturttle
My day was so bad I wished I was dead... TIL I SAW A WATERMELOAN UPON HIS HEAD!
DefinitelyNotaThrowAway1
He struggles to lift the weights, BUT I GOT WATERMELOAN TO KEEP ME IN SHAPE!
Akubarix
+1 for Rhyme. May your rocket fly true.
Mack1986
Girl with blue and pink hair is embarrassed he did something so stupid to his head....
GavinScreaming
Looks fine to me
Shellofthesea
Yeah, fuck people doing what they want with their life!
RiceCatBOI
Those are the people i prefer to fuck
TheBlackVan
When SHE does it, it's cute. When I do it, it's embarrassing.
Mockingbirb
That's correct.
RideTheStimutacs
There's a difference between dyeing hair and wearing a watermelon helmet, ya silly billy.
upupandawaybitches
Yeah luckily he can take the watermelon helmet off
JiujitsuPancake
Yeah! What was she thinking!
Darthwaffler
The helmet comes off in the blink of an eye. The hair dye; not so much.
MechaNinja
I appreciate the strap holding the watermelon helmet on his head.
heeeeyyyyyyoooouuuuugggguuuuyyyyysssss
Pretty sure that's not a strap. It's just a dbag beard.
SludgyKnoxvile
Pretty sure that's not a comment. It's just a dbag.
somepersondoingsomethings
I appreciate you holding the dbag in place.
dirtyhippiemomma33
Sideburns
MechaNinja
(Enjoy the visual. I know what it really is.)
Notthewatdabney
Oh shit! A true chin strap beard!
GlowGreen
I was 100 convinced it was a chin strap till I scrolled back up.
Notthewatdabney
And...? We're waiting!
MechaNinja
Or maybe just sideburns.
MechaNinja
It's a chin strap, obviously.
Syrmerlin
He's having a Baja Blast.
fatfury
i hope were all having a baja blast
KeenMass
Damn you. +1
UpvotesAroundTheHorn
I exited after I read this and then realized that I needed to come back and uptoot it.
Arracor
I miss those in 12-pack form...
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Arracor
It tasted BETTER. No dealing with shitty syrup-to-water ratios.
ZachPutland
Because fountain sodas are different from bottled sodas. Also the container can have a slight taste/smell or block the drink's smell
tripodGod
The embarrassed girlfriend really completes the ensemble
Schramkb
*just friends
Skizzlesnap
Why would she be embarrassed? He's the one that has to drive around with the girl with a multi-color dye job that looks horrendous.
rabbiebabbie
Oh snap you sassy bitch
MechaNinja
I feel like this dude is really going to embarrass his kids the way kids should be embarrassed.
Bongedagain
With her rainbow hair wtf is she embarrassed by
degenerator
But he's giving the thumb's up, so all is well.
ArtOzz
If that is the girlfriend, boy needs a new one. This one isnt any fun.
ArthurMorgan1863
Well i disagree she probably is lotss of fun
ArtOzz
So...a girlfriend who is evidently ashamed by melon helmet boy is clearly a fun loving soul...do you understand logic?
Zaranthan
Hey, I would drive around facepalming too, but I would never tell him to stop.
ArtOzz
Which makes perfect sense. Display shame and discomfort at your SOs actions, but do nothing to stop them doing it.
notme222
Maybe it isn't the watermelon that bothers her. Maybe she's embarrassed because she's not wearing pants.
stainlessteelmohawk
Oh...right...I can hear it now..."I dare u to wear that watermelon on your head outside." He's all, "I'll wear it my head...1/2
stainlessteelmohawk
2/2 if you don't wear pants." They look at each other, smoke another bowl and exclaim "Taco Bell" and so a viral pic was born.
Splosions
Maybe it's Maybelline
stainlessteelmohawk
Dam...serious make up skills
stainlessteelmohawk
simplefishy
*sister
DragonDildoChandelier
Por que no los dos?
WhatD0thLife
Horny not step-sister
FilipeNogueira
This is not the South.
MisterMayor
Both
homoerection
Damn, you beat me to it
LeeeeroyPorkins
There's a difference... Oops.
Temptedweeds
Sister's don't get embarrassed as much as girlfriends do
Ramboon
FaceBookAI
What's the difference?
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Willybum84
Wait does he say fantastic or very nice?
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joeys2323
Noob3rts
I think if I remember correctly this is from a behind the scenes addition but it was a long, long ass time ago.
Ihavebeenbanned11timesforspammingthatstupidparrot
In a town called kickapoo, there lived a humble family, religious through and through
Strostkovy
Why not both
lordofthedice
KennDeDeDe
No
PKchew
Yes.
ACrowbarEnthusiast
Please, I incest
Diddyu
Xeroblaz
Mike Inel. Manyakis for porn
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
It was a rough night and a solemn breakfast with mom and dad
TrueFireduck
And then they all fucked
Plurii
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
This is like the gfalls equivalent of "the gif"
Xyvyrianeth
Please explain
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
I'm surprised nobody took the fall and posted the real gif
ComradePutinCCCP1917
thegif.gif
donttouchmeimacactus
Please do explain
TheGifInBio
Hi
TimothyTRiG
Why does this exist?
MrHashSlingingSlasher
If you think this is bad dont read dipper goes to taco bell
Diddyu
Tumblr.
LoTRFanatic42
Rule 34: there is porn of everything
PoeticStatic
Wait, wait, wait one minute. She had one eye open when he did that to her...was this part of her plan?! What kind of fam-...nevermind.
Xyvyrianeth
I don't think she was expecting him to return the favor in the same way..
PoeticStatic
I dunno. Her one eye open makes me think she did, but she wasn't expecting to have that reaction come out of her...then again neither was he
Diddyu
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PoeticStatic
... Wow. No one can say he didn't think of everything when doing this.
Volt1ighter
Mike Inel is a gift