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Sneaking in a quick snack
FP edit: huh, I never thought I'd make it this far. Show me your kitties?
TheSealPushedMe
I support sex ed 100%, but watching porn is a really terrible way to learn. I hope they're promoting actual classroom-based programs.
PenguinActually
Your whiskers are black, the sink is white, what the hell, are you fucking blind, Santa Claus is coming, to town. idfk
Arsikere
so it all began with this fucking gorilla...
D3adlyplatypus
I fucking lost it at the name abbreviations!
amp99
#45 OP's bundle of sticks.
BennyBadass
Quality shit for my shit
busydad
Go big or get off the pot.
EmpireofAsh
You can beat a horse near water, but you can't look it in the mouth.
aTallIrishman
A penny saved is worth two in the bush
Zeetoois
#30 is basically just Kingdom of Loathing
Doublegood
Or west of loathing.
themagnanimousmegalomaniac
I liked this dump. It was my favorite dump of the day so far. Good dump, internet person.
Fonzibear
Thank
somnialunatica5772
upvote for pornhub
Ironbunny
regarding shooting the moon and pikachu - the moon is roughly a 9 mil target. to scale, if it were 100m away, it would be 904mm wide
InsertSomethingProfoundHere
Upvoted for none pizza with left beef. I shall always upvote any post with that.
alisongrace5656
My favorite malaphone is 'the sky is your lobster'.
TheAppleSlayer
Haven’t seen many of these! Nice work OP!
OneShucklak
Why dont you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here!
iamyourbuddyfriend
I will enjoy the rest of my day, thank you @fonzibear and let me know when we legalize ranch
Shitposting2017
Pssst hey, you wanna score some white stuff?
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
Ranch is a filthy abomination, and it shall never see recreational use! MEDICINAL RANCH ONLY, YOU ADDICT
HeyyYouDontSayThat
"Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid" gets me every time
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
#30 Check out Paranoia. The GMs job is to kill you. The rules state if you reach level 8 the GM isn't trying hard enough.
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
Woo look what I find. https://rpg.rem.uz/Paranoia/Paranoia%20-%201E%20Player%20Handbook.pdf
WastedHope
Leave no spilt milk unturned. Up a tree without a paddle. Teach a man to fish and he’ll take a mile.
IWouldDoThings
I've been calling my husband, Dan, by his full name for years.
donevillena
I fookin love Owl City's Firefly memes. Such a niche meme.
tacodoctor71
I'm upset with myself for missing it. Please help stranger, which of these was the owl city reference?
SwaggaChild
#1 is a paradox. If he wants to die, then his comment isn't sarcastic, so he won't die sooner.
Taraxacumofficinale
But if he doesn't wanna die, he's sarcastically saying that "it's fucking great" as in it's not...?
BrandonianFlynnigan
I don't get the haiku in #2
UncleGlum
She's asking why her husband can't clean the damn sink after he shaves even though the hair is very visible in it.
BrandonianFlynnigan
Ah thanks
allginger
#3
TsubakiTragic
and we've been fighting against such prejudices before and ever since.
Sassmachine
Didn't he have that work published after his death?
drewcharist
http://www.harkavagrant.com/history/tychosm.png
allginger
It’s funny how the church said he was right.
BottlesJr
...Is really historically inaccurate but whatever.
Pinxed
I literally did #47 last term.
Darkspire
I made dis for you.
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beelzebagel
Maybe it's about u
Pinxed
AMATH 331 UW hmu fam