Lassannn
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Jun 5, 2018 3:26 AM
Lassannn
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coffeeandconsoles
Downvoting purely because it's @Lassannn
BlueskydragonFX
Lego: Jurassic World had this fun achievement. "The Human Piece Of Toast" you beat Timmy with a shock-baton to get it.
elibaggins
No tim! Not today tim!
EhSomewhatGruntled
After watching event horizon a bunch over the years, now when I see this gif every time he turns around I expect his eyes to be missing
DopeChicken
Big Tim; the human piece of toast
utahjarhead
Acting.
iratepirate
That day when you cry wolf..
allan82w
Did this to my wife when wall mounting a TV last week, she was worried I'd hit a cable.... Totally worth it haha
just4thelolz
That's totally something my dad would have done in his prime. He was a prankster. Retired now.
ClownsinmyPants
his shirt changes when he turns..
GrimdogX
Oh shit you're still around? well Fuck you @Lassannn
boomBoxBabarian
The new game will release in about 7 days, I really hope it'll hold up. Cant wait to let a bunch of big hungry lizards loose on my visitors.
ndmaster
Dat look, doe
feralurges
Telling dad jokes before he even knew he wanted to be a dad.
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
Fuck you Lassann. Gif is cut short.
sirmcflurry
I got my dog with that joke so good today. Only it was a new manikin in the room and not an electric fence.
PeterNormal
the best part is if he hadn't stopped to make the dumb joke, the boy wouldn't have been shocked and gone into cardiac arrest. Worth it!
NewToTheEnterwbs
TehThompsonator
Hello Don
WalkersNonsuchToffees
Newman!
Skibearbumm
I always wondered why they wanted to clime the fence... In that seen you can litterally see the fence end in the background. Yes Seriously!
UpvotingtheHotButton
nihari
Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided *not* to endorse your park
RennegaddeFoxxe
So've I.
anophasnoname
where2bee2
Fuuuuuuuuck you lassann!
TheNightman53
He’s really great.
DrBruleSaysYes
"in the mouth of madness" was pretty darn dope of you know what I mean.
DopeChicken
“That’s not funny” - Lex
runscar
"That was awesome" - Tim
Boi1da
Event horizon is great
sstrdisco
Has anyone else noticed his shirt and the sky change?
Grimmrog
it didn't it's just the light making it look like so.
MoopsyLD
i would just throw something or someone else at the fence first
PardusXY
That movie also had one of the most annoying characters in the teenage girl who had 90% of her dialogue being screams.
KevinAtWorkDoingNothing
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PAPYRUS01
The children were able to cross the fence through the gaps ...
Grimmrog
doubt that he couldn't even stick his head through it so not even timmy wuld have fit through.
PAPYRUS01
The Childrens. I say the childrens...
RiceCakeKiller
Serious note though. I was always taught to check an electric fence with the back of your hand so if it clenches you don't hot pocket.
Andied
I will remember that one.
Wilhelm44Scream
This is great advice.
emmashreds
Same goes for firefighters in burning buildings. Also anyone walking on a ship in rough seas (but for balance reasons, not shock reasons).
Lassannn
All I can tell you is I touched an electric fence meant to keep horses at bay one time. It made my heart hurt.
cinnewyn
I accidentally touched one with my stomach while leaning over to take a photo of the wild horses on the other side. Not my brightest moment.
Mitchera
electric fences normally pulse. So you wont get stuck anyway. Learned this the hardway as a child.
dal42
I'm guessing he knew, as the light on the poles were off :) but yea, never grap a wire - you were taught correctly :)
TouchMeInTheMoonlightAnus
https://imgur.com/cQPj5VC
wuttheshit
If you must, use a bladder of grass. The water will carry a slight charge to your hand if it's on.
demon256
Same rule we got taught in highschool.
mindfullmemes
Read head instead of hand... took me far to long to realise there must be something wrong with that...
jonfsk
Same for checking doors&surfaces for fire behind them if caught in fire. If burned you can still use your hand. Tip from ww2 sailor-gramps.
tacodefender
Electric fences don't put out enough power to clench you up and cook you alive, just enough to make up pee a little
Grimmrog
but those for dinosaurs probably do.
thejazzyfrenchman
I’ve never seen “hot pocket” used as a verb before. I like it.
isetprettygirlsonfire
I thought you were supossed to piss on it.
thegreatlord
Nope, piss would turn to droplets so there wouldn’t be a circuit
numnut1987
I have pissed against it and been zapped, its a bassicly the feeling you get when you put a 9V battery on your tongue in your penis.Dad joke
isetprettygirlsonfire
Are you sure enough to test it out? Grew up around horses/electric fences so got shocked plenty enough to not try it.
Thor561
I thought for sure Mythbusters proved that was plausible if you were standing close enough.
thegreatlord
Yeah, I think you’re right
bobmaharg
You can use a flat blade of grass to test an electric fence
Sharkuu
my uncle tried to bait me with that, but i didnt feel anything, so he grabed it himself and got shocked :D
SaturnineCult
We used to play with cattle fences like this when we were young. Later in life ofcourse had to try peeing to it when drunk.
surelyoneoftheseusernamesisavailable
How? What happens to the grass?
TyfereoBrown
Youll Feel a pulse but it doesnt hurt
dontstoretheketchupupsidedown
BZZZZZT!
Cgyachilles
Holy shit it’s been ages. Fuck you @Lassannn
aCartographer
Eat a flaming dick Lassannn, etc
StevieMcSteveface
Explain for my noob friend who is actually me please.
aCartographer
Dickass who became a dickass mod, not much else to it
DukeDarkwood
Incredibly notorious reposter, is all I know. Not entirely sure how the legend started.
iWantATurtle
He's now a mod last I heard. Was some controversy with LindaDee and all that.
Solomon13
Yeah, i've been off Imgur for a while. Who is Lassannn and why do we hate them?
Slonchman
It’s imgur. Do you really need a reason?
GrimdogX
Man is one of the biggest no credit giving reposters, there's also a bunch of allegations of general cuntish activities.
NoOpinionsAllowed
I think the cuntish activities were from Lassann, but the reposting was from Lassannn.