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Dec 31, 2017 5:42 AM
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andyilmatto
OK, but who would win in a fight between a donkey and a penguin?
CommanderPotato
Friend of the family switched to a sheperd donkey after his Bucovina lost his hearing. Fucking scary good at her job she was. 10/10 guardian
TheVoidListens
They still do. I was in a class at a farm working with the cows and they came by close to keep an eye on us.
BangForTheBuck
I once saw a donkey kick the door off a jeep because it felt like it.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
When your ass doesn't fuck around.
CrustyMuffin
I guess that fox, he-hawd that one a coming.
WaldoFishington
lol...but it's a coyote. Which, is more impressive that the donkey killed it. :)
hfireflydreams42
We always had a donkey or two on our cattle farm to protect small calves from coyotes. They hated coyotes and would rage when they saw one
Vostronicle
What does a raging donkey look like?
Sheptard
Not the dreaded form predators! They deduct points for a variety of reasons!
doctorsnextxompanion
I appreciate your level of petty punniness +1
ChunkadunkSlunkthunk
"A donkey can reduce a elephant to a pile of bones in less than two minutes"
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
That's how my dad died.
Capecool
We can stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
NotActuallyAMemberOfTheThirdReich
NachoPete
They are also known to fuck dragons.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Don't forget the waffles!
redbush4real
NewmarketMTB
That Donkey's a bit of a hard ass
mds308
This is new to me. Mixed emotions on this one. However, if you cross a donkey with an onion and you get a piece of ass you can cry for.
Jomini001
Yup. They HATE dogs, foxes, wolves, coyotes etc.
terryr
DON-KAY!!!
dietderpsy
TIL Donkeys are dangerous
dontsayretarded0itsgay
My local sheep raisers have a donkey! Now it makes sense!
Registeredfordeuce
He’s a badass!
lokishadowgirl
indeed they are, but they are cuddly af to people
imgurempire
That's how it killed one of my cousins when he was a little child (I've never met him, it was before i was born).
mixedsalad
omg it must've been terrible
nervousdoggo
*curb your enthusiasm music plays*
DefenderOfDog
but why would I want a donkey when I could have a dog
KingTomato
Looked like a dog trying to give a donkey a kiss.
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Coywolf maybe?
jollygecko
PoopholeAintALoophole
So... Just eat ass? Got it!
OnePunMan69
Advice from someone who grew up near a dairy. Never try cow tipping, the donkeys will fuck. You. Up.
ememem93
That's one killer ass
doctorsnextxompanion
Fun story! When we were younger my parents took my brother and I to a winery. While they drank we wandered and climbed through a fence 1/2
doctorsnextxompanion
To say hello to a Donkey. It met me pet it and then kicked my brother in the head. Didn't die...minor concussion though! 2/2
SilverRazer
I'm not an expert but from what I've heard he's very lucky. I know people who died or were mentally handicapped after that happened to them.
aleksel1337
Wow, donkey..
ReaLifeSmeagol
Don't take Donkey's lightly. They are 1 step away from a Mule, and I've heard stories of Mules killing Bears with kicks.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Mules are Beast,
SilverRazer
Donkeys and mules are both extremely powerful. I live in an ag state so I hear horror stories about folks getting kicked in the head. Brutal
ReaLifeSmeagol
Yep. There are many old stories of Bears coming after Pack Mules, and the Mule back kicking so hard the Bears jaw is shattered.
SilverRazer
I'm honestly in awe of how badass that is. They're definitely cool animals.
Icommentandpostmypets
Just like guard llamas......
112864
delay llama
REDF0RMANSF00T
This is a thing. My buddy has one named Osama Bin Llama and it is a real dick head.
LexiaStark
That's such a good name!
LittleSilverKitsune
Donkeys are awesome that’s why they are put out with other animals cause they don’t back down
UngratefulColonial
Too damn stubborn.
DiscGolfJunkie
Stubborn asses!
Shamwowser
You can stand em up at the gates of hell and they won't. Back. Down.
Porelight
The feels:'(
SilverRazer
Is this the reference I think it Is? If so, WILD MIIIIIIKE
NachoPete
The Tom Pettys of the farm.
Darkspire
Too soon bro, I'm free fallin'.
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Stand your ground bro
Darkspire
*walks up to the gates of Hell* Hrmmm looks like as good a spot as any.
Buckbeak1486
Until they keep trying to rape one of your Mares, and a solid thawck from a metal shovel to the face doesn't work.
FoolishDomin
Then they rape you
FixinYou
Nothing stops an ass from getting some horse pussy.
phssthpok
That's why hinnies are much rarer than mules.
Buckbeak1486
Hinnies are from a Stallion and Jenny, right?
phssthpok
That's right. Horse stallions are much more picky than donkey stallions.