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SVcross
This is amazing
ClimateChangeIsAlreadyKillingUs
Dianetics Dude summed up: "I have no idea what's going on but I know how to cure you!"
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
I haven't laughed this well in long time
UnhelpfulAnswers
Lmfaooo. Brilliant
Copperbrat
Oh my god I nearly pist myself at "roll up my sleeves".
Gianttesticlemonster
xenondice
I love that they instinctively put two exclamation marks at the end of the sentence when they wrote in all caps
WillThisUserNameWorkWhatAboutThisOne
The 'do you know how long it takes to me roll up my sleeves' line had me crying +1
Aquilarden
It's a good thing they blocked out Helen's name.
TooStronkkk
Sorry peeps. I'm a little slow. Some help pls?
thedarknesssurroundsme
"Can you please resend that in ALL CAPS?" I'm in tears!
Acefowl
I bet she's a great hugger.
CaptainSisqo
That one is pretty good.
MalthusAndreusDrake
i dunno if it's real but it made me laugh anyway.
ACerealKiller
The girl in the picture is @j8cye on Instagram BTW she does a lot of dramatic ps on her pics but her arms are pretty long
votfgz
*@j8yce
IlTuoPolpetta
disguisenburg
I'm in tears thanks for that op + fuckin 1
ClassicRockLyricsGuy
"Don't you cry tonight. There's a heaven above you baby."
triscuit3000
ok, got me with the cardigan line. +1
LilaaK
@GentlemanBart
anywayhowsyousexlife
What the hell is Dianetics? Did someone named Diana invent it?
Bob570
Nope. His name is Ron L. Hubbard, and Tom Cruise basically worships him.
elizardo
Dianetics is the main scientologist book.
NegativeCommentMachine
What are dianetics
alcaray
Part of Scientology.
beartwig
http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2016/2/1/ross-and-carrie-audit-scientology-part-1-going-preclear
4TheSDMB2C
Like a metal detector for schmucks.
NegativeCommentMachine
Good to know
hottubpubes
Passed the personality test in my opinion +1
cogitoro
FUN FACT: there's no real way to pass the personality test, but if you want a really high score, answer every question as Dwight Schrute.
cogitoro
L Ron Hubbard was mildly autistic and a kind of a sociopath, so he made those sorts of qualities his ideals for his personality test.
cogitoro
So like, when they ask if you enjoy reading train schedules, the correct answer is yes. Asked if you fantasize about power, correct is yes.
MacabreTides
Do birds fly.
KeepLookingAt173OrCrunch
Does a submarine swim?
chbarts
WHAT ARE THEIR CRIMES?
GnomesOfFury
Not sure what a Do bird is but I’ll take your word for it.
bobstallone
When they feel like it
Rip42
They just throw themselves at the ground and miss.
DelightfullyOdd
Some.
Eldibs
Occasionally.
hottubpubes
Does a bear shit in the woods?
FrozenFoodGuy
I surely hope so! I aint letting him on my crapper!!
hottubpubes
That would be un-bear-able
BringBackZachBraff
Wow. Those Dianetics people are as stupid as I thought. #thetans
muhvitus
#teamxenu #teampsychiatrists
Orginskadots
Jesus Christ, I thought it said Diagnostics. I was like “man this doctors office is gullible”
popebadass
Not stupid, salespeople. They want money and will take a chance on bullshit to get it.
Snooj
Except they caught on almost immediately.
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Well, it's a cult created by a science fiction author to get rich off of gullible people.
DeadlyFood
Considering how nice the inside of their LA building looked as I passed by, I'd say they've done an unfortunately good job of it
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
they also harass sue torment and otherwise ruin the lives of people who try to leave or bring others out of it
MeltaCannon
If that's true how do you explain this man's supernatural powers? https://imgur.com/G9lXjEa
votfgz
If you have supernatural powers and join a cult, it doesn't mean the cult gave you those powers.
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Good media people, partially paid for by said cult in order to promote their image. I personally think he's overrated.
FrozenCoast
Money
Iankill
Sold soul to devil must now trick others into leaving Christanity
GoodChange
As if christianity is less crazy
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
no religion is not crazy. thats why they are fun. Arnak commands it be so
MattyPatty01
Tom cruise fuels Scientology off his pure crazy. Not the other way around
Mouthhug
Holy crap! This explains everything!
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
So then scientology actually is the answer?
Mouthhug
Well, not everything. But a lot.
pptninja
Is having a tooth in the middle of your face the threshold for superpowers? Time to head to the dentist
ShrubNinja
It's much worse. No one can stop him now.
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
i was not aware of that fact and now i will never not notice that. thank you ninja, now tom cruise is both insane and tooth boy
ButtsMcGee86
A Dianetic Dentist?
pptninja
SweetBabyJesus
daftbehemoth
Okay that's pretty fucking funny.