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Feb 6, 2018 10:22 PM
tesitrite
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ScrippyChan
Nah, don't fuck him. Have them BOTH suck you off SIMULTANEOUSLY. Bossest of bosses.
solidasabowlofsoup
while you are fucking him keep maintaining eye contact with your girlfriend to show her who the real alpha is.
Gallivandy
Is it really that wrong to want to reconnect with an ex? As long as it's not taken literally, I mean... Nothing wrong with being friends.
shoe47
How many accounts are you on now OP?
Blacole1985
ESTABLISH DOMINANCE !
TheShoctopus
Pee on her and mark your territory. It's your only option.
MistressLyda
Or maybe talk with her.
M4rt1nV
Better would be to wear his skin and fuck her as him.
Ryebread91
Haven't seeing one of these in a long time
Nuhlinga
“ reconnecting” his penis to her mouth
insanitywolfismysaneside
You are. But on a side note, leave her before she does you dirty
ilovecake
Maybe she’s reconnecting for networking? I could see it making sense if they ended amicably, work in same industries, & she’s job hunting.
FragPenguin
If my girl didn’t just leave me for her ex, I would find this funny. But I’m bi, though, so maybe this is useful...
beta4gm
My god yes you are, unlike all the other shits who only use it with some tame one liner to vent their frustrations. But repost, so...
Number1Nun
Tell her it bothers you.
LSparkles
@op Be happy she's your girlfriend not your wife. A wife is an expensive thing to unload.
TheGiggityGuy
inzane
Break into his house and jerk off in his bed while they're out
MCGato
Having been around when this was new, you are using it correctly.
Xenarion
You are using this meme right and it makes me happy. Misused memes are far too common here.
SlyMrFox
Right? Too many use this to just mean angry, and it's not about that.
herbertcamacho
shes cheating on you
IDoPictureStuff
Make a pack.
EdNigma1134
It's time to bail, she a hoe.
exer31337
Leave her.
SlackerTactical
Do it!
iDigDinos
Mine reconnected with three of his exes right after we got engaged. OP, even if this is in jest, it doesn't get better. Please fucking run!
hojoj
Yeah that’s weird. What is she looking to gain from seeing an ex ?
skincancerisfun
She's double checking her math
mixylodian
Validation
herbertcamacho
A double cockmeat sandwich with a side of other people's money?
nakedible
Friendship?
StuckInBetweeen
Sex
GPUJunkie
Feels like you are using it correctly.
godcixelsyd
Giggity
Zeroji
That's what he said
crazy4butts
And the other guy must be the Fed
MrHumberfloob
You must be the Ex.
HitlersKDratio
Took me a second...
NitroTheChampZach
Then ya felt it?
HitlersKDratio
I can feel it now Mr. Crabs...
bigdaddyfatpants
Maybe your girlfriend is single, maybe she forgot to tell you? Maybe you should reconnect with a previous love interest. She shouldn't mind?
Laminated
Too passive aggressive for my tastes.
nakedible
Insecure much?
bigdaddyfatpants
Your right, people in relationships reconnecting with previous love interests is always a high water mark during a relationship. Thanks
TheEntireScottishNavy
I'm not gonna lie, this shit works despite how passive it is. Suddenly they get real mad and NO ONE can reconnect with their ex.
Dashspin
"Maybe your girlfriend is single" So the relationship was in OP's head?
fpierce1997
Catfished.
HansGrubersSuit
This is funny, i like it. But seriously, if a 50lb anchor was dragging you to the depths. Wouldn't it be wise just to cut it loose?
xBenoitBallsx
The anchor is insecurity? Or the girl?
Gzzzzzz
Usually my balls and I aint cutting those
GregorCorgane
The anchor is insecurity, the unfaithful are the barnacles hitching a ride on it.
CyborgScribe
On this site? Probably his own paranoia