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Mar 23, 2017 7:34 PM
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DrDoo
A repost of a fake news story
LarkSachrosis
I don't know if I'm interested in reading the article now, i think the headline says everything I care to know.
Pion137
Sounds oddly like pulp fiction..
Good2Geaux
Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me.....what you don't get it. You see last century porn was printed on paper....
OscarNorthBby
This was actually on normal news a few years ago but I dunno
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
This didn't happen like a decade ago
NullspaceNancy
This is someone's exact fetish.
Janusha
"Only in Russia", often means "never happened"
iamalreadyaghost
And in a year or so will be forced to pay child support
ParsleySage
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail. ♫
AngryWhiteFella
In Mother Russia, Culprit are victims.
SmokeMeAKipperIllBeBackForBreakfast
Looks like the spider caught herself a fly
Sirfuzzlewumps
Can I sign up?
shawnemack
She going to get robbed every night from now on
FineBootyTouching
Daily mail is a steamy pile of shit
TheLastSpaceman
agermanguy
ImIntoAnythingReally
Win?
makerman
All you people saying this is fake news. You're WRONG! I read this on the internet its all #truth
knurll
bruh. she looks like amy schumer.
itsmeagainmargret
OHHNOES
This is soooooo old
wwny
Daily Mail: likely exaggerated or false. Russia: likely exaggerated or false. Daily Mail + Russia = almost certainly false.
EvilDeadTed
The Daily Mail song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
wwny
That was glorious. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
AMartianPotato
Fuck the Daily Mail. Trash publication.
wwny
If The Daily Mail told me water was wet, I'd still check it myself to be sure.
SergeantErebus
But I've always learned that two negatives produce a positive!
wwny
Ah, but that's only one of the four outcome combinations, and then only if true/false is a strictly boolean construct.
brknsoul
Daily Mail is like The Onion, only it takes itself seriously.
wherethehorriblethingsare
And suddenly the appointment slots are all full.
SteveSteveSteve55
That's not the only sluts, er, slots that are going to get filled.
DuckThatBarks
They say to seek medical attention if your erection lasts more than four hours. I advocate seeking your girlfriend and wearing her ass out.
BuroneLP
Guilty has charged, sign me up for another
Tapndarocks
If it's with that woman where do I sign up
turtle0monkey
Death by Snu Snu!
RadmanTheWise
And you know she's fit cos she beat the fucker up
fblonk
I was scrolling for just this comment +1
SomeSortaPsycho
imagine how much everyone would be flipping the fuck out if a chick broke into a barber shop and a dude held her and raped her for 3 days
YouWOULDsaythat
People are outraged! I am. What a horrible thing to happen to a person.
secretoaster
"Made her watch the Notebook for three days"
Gorapora
Fine one example of this. Doesn't have to be a barber shop, but female criminal held by man. I want to see the outrage.
notme222
Depends whether the story was broken by huffpo or pornhub.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
This clearly didn't happen.
infernopg
As far as i remember it actually did, she got a prison sentence for it.
grizzlybeerz
It did
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JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Not related to the topic at hand
Trumps6no6populist6
notice how he's a "sex slave" not a rape victim
slyvic
Reminds me of Pulp Fiction.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
bring out the gimp
Ihavetype2
Kept as rape victim isn't a good title
barehandaflyingaidsrat
I've learned that if it's an outlandish story from Russia with a questionable source it's probably fake
AgentSmithPS4
"Man breaks lock, woman pleased by unexpected big cock."
trolololono
Are you saying news about Russia is... Fake News? Is that you Mr. President?
barehandaflyingaidsrat
Uh..um...no *sweating off spray on tan*
BenjimanStickyLiquid
TheFeralDog
This one was real if I recall. I'll Google it real quick
UseARandomName
Yeah i think its real. I read about this a couple of years ago
TheFeralDog
Oh shit forgot, got distracted by actual work while at work. Found about 20 sources, none reliable.
HipPopAnomymous
TheFeralDog
It really is. The thought of doing something to earn my pay is way beyond ridiculous.
HipPopAnomymous
Stop lying. You are a feral dog you dont work.
lasciels
I remember reading this years ago but never confirmed if legit. I even saw on a TV show. Sooo maybe?
HipPopAnomymous