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h4p10
#5 Axles break in 4...3...2...FUCK!
weidermeijer
#14 Watch out, Chris. Walnut is gonna kill your ass someday when you have outlived your usefulness.
DrLOAC
#20
NM156
Better watch yourself. It might not look like it, but Quaker got some hands!
shyriath
It's quake or be Quaker.
DaveSamsonite
#2
DependingOnTheStreet
#13 Horace looks suspiciously like Will Ferrell…
Hutchy01
Horace there (who was real by the way and Virginia Woolf's cousin) is a picture of James Ramsay MacDonald , First Labour PM and traitor.
Ansph
#14 It fails to mention that Chris would dress up in a crane costume to conduct the mating dance and subsequent insemmination
DJThuglifeSupreme
#40 I too accuse Betty White of every mass shooting
NachtReborn
#27 It can also be sung to the tunes of either Amazing Grace, or Gilligan's Island theme
missannelk
Also Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
cjtb2
And The Yellow Rose of Texas, and O Little Town of Bethlehem. The possibilities are endless!
TinyLiehon
Dickinson, oh you word smith best. In a world we must defend!
fenlander
Frozen body in an airlock. Will it blend?
RydWolf
#33 Did anybody else hear the 'Trololol' song when they saw that image?
RydWolf
Ah, here it is:
ALovelyTime
#27 first, damn you to hell for this. Second, this is a screenshot of a screenshot
RydWolf
#41
lumpinawesome
#14 This was a wild ride.
Quixus
#2 Sounds like a win either way.
ALovelyTime
#2 more like Ardeth bae amirite
DrunkKingOfImgur
#34 I am both of these people at the same time
gettingtwelveblueshellsinarow
#16 hey Decemberists~~
Daarst
#9 Blues Brothers are definitely pure bards (who still have a single goal for a god).
Zedrapazia
#25 Just had that because I couldn't find my phone. I am now typing this, guess where it was! -3-;
hoopsnek
Gold
Burlapdog9000
ASB305
wylkyn
#13 from Wikipedia: On occasion, Cole would wander the streets with a cow's teat poking through the open fly of his trousers...
wylkyn
once he judged he had caused optimum outrage, he would cut off the offending protrusion with a pair of scissors.
wylkyn
His sister married Neville Chamberlain, and she asked him what he thought of Cole.
wylkyn
He said he had to give her an honest reply and was relieved when she admitted she felt the same way.
torisenblack
#14 This is why we have a prime directive, people!
hotdoginathermos
#1
madeejit
Toy dinosaurs are made out of plastic. Plastic is made out of oil. Oil is made out of real dinosaurs.
DJThuglifeSupreme
#12 holy shit a surprise Gone With The Blastwave appearance!
weidermeijer
#5 How do you get in?
CelestialSea
That's exactly what I was going to say.
randomwalrus
Open trunk, pull out stepladder, climb into trunk, pull up stepladder, close trunk, climb through back seat into driver's seat. Drive away.
DJThuglifeSupreme
I wish I had the Invincible “That’s the neat part. You don’t!” meme on hand for this
Darjanator
Is the whiterun guard a new meme format? Exquisite material!
ryansmVillain
I don’t get it. Neither does my friend
Darjanator
Whiterun guards from Skyrim are notoriously passive aggressive and condescending. Someone started inserting them into LOTR
ryansmVillain
Thank you
justfillingthespace
Riften guards be like https://youtu.be/LsxhjFiduFw
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
"Heard about you and your honeyed words..."
NotTinyPancakes
"Is that....Fur? Coming out of your ears?" *confused argonian and khajiit noises*
Syko73
Mighty bold of #1 to assume that there is actually chicken in dino chicken nuggets
redmangc
Also, only T rex in that photo would be even remotely close. Birds are Theropods, but not true decedents of any 1. They're cousins
DJThuglifeSupreme
Slander!
ENCHANTMEN
#24 That's an idea suggested for Mars missions, if it was on the ISS they'd probably just put them in a spacesuit and return home instead
Targe0
They actually have protocols. There are body bags on board, and they would either wait for a supply ship then put the body on it and send ->
Targe0
down or they will send it down when a crew change over happens. Which ever event occurs sooner.
ENCHANTMEN
Would the supply ship need to be one that can survive re-entry? iirc the Dragon is the only cargo ship that has a heat shield
Targe0
Yes ideally. It's why the main option is wait for a replacement crew to arrive. The cargo ship is more if they need it off quickly.
demagreg365
#19 leviathan is a sea monster right? Not a demon? And aren't Satan, Lucifer, and Beelzebub different names for the devil?
Sauroctonus
I mean... it's all just slander from one Caananite cult toward worshippers of the full pantheon. I wouldn't take it too seriously.
demagreg365
Yeah, but it's a bit like saying Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader are different characters. Like, at least get the fiction right
xBoneDaddy
Came here to post as much.
Raileks
Satan&Lucifer, same guy. Beelzebub is referred to as Prince of demons (2nd in command of hell I guess). At least 1 story he usurps throne of
Raileks
hell and "Satan" may be considered title 4 god's #1 enemy so transferable? Leviathan, sea monster and demon of Envy just share name I think
Targe0
Technically, the Leviathan is one of the 3 great beasts. Leviathan of the water, Behemoth of the Land and Zuzu of the sky. ->
demagreg365
Is Pazuzu (the southwest wind) Zuzu's little buddy?
Targe0
Possibly the same thing in origin.
Targe0
Also if you get technical about it, most of the others in the list were Gods from other faiths that the Catholics co-opted and warped ->
Targe0
to help convert those who followed those faiths to theirs. Other than Lucifer that is, that ones theirs.But still not a demon, he's an angel
eadanke
Lucifer isn't even theirs. It's another Roman name for Venus. Lucifer=Satan is a translation error that doesn't appear in modern bibles.
Targe0
Make sense. I mean, the Devil as a concept didn't appear till 300 years after the faith was established.