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Mar 26, 2018 5:12 AM
thatswhatshesped
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CaliforniaBear55
Is the kid in the bar? No worries.
LemonT24
I remember any time my mom ran into a student(young kids) they would be amazed she didn't live at the school, they assumed she never left!
wolfgee1966
FakePlasticTreehugger
Take a shot of tequila while maintaining eye contact.
mentallychallengeaccepted
I FEEL YOU. BOTH ME AND MY GF ARE ON THE BRINK OF BURNING OUT. FUCKING SHIT STRESS. IT’S NOTHING BUT WORK ALL THE TIME
mrx600531
You're allowed to have a life outside work. It's not like you're driving a school bus in a few hours or something.
zeathain
i moved three bars once until I figured out that they were following me for fun... then I told the bouncer that he needed to ID them all.
WhatsAGoonToAGoblin
One of my favorite Actresses, I still watch Alias from time to time.
Nuhlinga
Teachers have this weird responsibility to be a person of moral at all times in public. Makes no sense but it’s part of the job
thepurplecat
Yep - we were always taught to be 'whiter than white'
Thoraxe123
Shoulda stared them dead in the face and been like, "this is because of you" then down your drink.
Grunwald
Seduce and fuck the student, then file for rape. Crisis avoided!
FIDLAR
That plan is foolproof
Greeneyeddevil
Make eye contact while you chug a crazy drink. Assert dominance over his bitchass.
vintagevix
When my Mom taught, she wouldn't drink out in public for that reason. She's a bit more at ease about it nowadays.
Blackbird2Raven
I remember being drunk at a gay bar and running into my supervisor. That was so freaking awkward.
KillerTofu615
Threw my highschool principal out of the strip club I was bouncing at for fucking one of the girls in the back room.
GuW69
I ended up drunk at a private party where my teacher stumbeled in at 3am even drunker and eating a kebab, it was her daughter who had party
HorsefaceBeeguy
PossiblyReasonAble
You should probably put your clothes back on :P
whatarenamesanyway
Fuck him in the bathroom
THEOMEGAHAM101
What’s the gif from
PreciousRockDove
13 Going on 30 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337563/
lordski
Been there sister!
guts423
Buy them a drink!
EarlGreyOrDeath
Have you really gone to college until you've taken a tequila shot with your professor?
HeartMiyu
This happened to me this weekend, but it was at breakfast with $2 mojito.. They sat right beside us, I just turned myself to the wall..
youroutofyourelement
I remember in HS my band had gig at a tiny venue (like 20 people there) and my teacher walked in, she was on a date and had sex hair.
Whateveronethousand
What the fuck's "sex hair"?
LonestarF1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfMaOyPQz18
youroutofyourelement
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sex%20hair
Goldenteckel
* op's welcoming smile *
JakeTheSnake222
Sauce?
Goldenteckel
"Addams Family Values" (Barry Sonnenfeld, 1993).
Agent
Well, that erection isn't going away any time soon.
TheSexInstructor
IHaveAMemeForThis
DPHENS
BryantTaylor
Goldenteckel
BryantTaylor
Goldenteckel
"Legion" (Noah Hawley), season 1, 2017.
BryantTaylor
PlusHooks
H4ckfleisch
Sour MIX?
IDontLikeSandItsCoarseAndRoughAndIrritatingAndItGetsEverywhere
That’s what the Cointreau is for
H4ckfleisch
*whispers cause you obviosly forgot your text* " What is this. Auschwitz?"
IDontLikeSandItsCoarseAndRoughAndIrritatingAndItGetsEverywhere
Ohhh man you’re right
EarlGreyOrDeath
If you put sour mix in your margaritas, you deserve every bad things that's happened to you.
MrDoubleMargarita
^ THIS
H4ckfleisch
Thats the whole point of the joke i tried to make based on his goddam gif
FrancoUnAmerican
Why ? you can't have a personnal life ? If he ask you why you're drunk, just answer, Because of you and turn around.
xXPawnStarrXx
I went drinking with a couple of my teachers when I had my brother's ID, They were fucking great to hang out with.
ILoveToLaughHaHaHaHa
Teachers are expected to live like saints. Yet another reason I left this career.
roaringstar4
Some teachers have to sign ethics clauses. No drinking, pda, etc.
SarcasticComment
Well. In South Korea I ran into my 8 year old student at the grocery store. He looked into my cart and said, "Teacher, too much beer."
FreyjaAE
I work at a bar, ive seen family, teachers, coworkers, bosses and more drunk while i was working. Everyone needs a drink once in a while
FlatPlutoSociety
"You've never seen me sober, you little shit."
chaoticneutralkat
My friend is a teacher. During spring break his idea of relaxing was to get drunk and high af then pass out on his couch. He earned it.
FrancoUnAmerican
Hell yes he earned it, those little shit are hell to manage.
storytaletime
Uhh, maybe it's because they just don't want to deal with work shit on their days off.
oggokogok
My mom would have bought the drinks for the teacher if that had happened with me.
FrancoUnAmerican
She needed it too ? :P
oggokogok
I was their second attempt at a non-awful child. 0 for 2.
FrancoUnAmerican
rofl
CrunchyLookingLeaf
Depends on if you want your job or not
popejubal
1/ Teachers should be allowed to have a personal life, but many have been fired for drinking in their private time or having a photo on
popejubal
2/2 a social media site of them with a drink.
PaleChixAreMyFetish
every now and then I get a little bit lonely And you're never coming round
poorwhitetrash
You don’t know any teachers personally, do you? It’s the parents, not the students they hide from. A quick pic of her having a Rita 1/
FrancoUnAmerican
Oh yeah, didn't thought about social medias. it can go wrong, you're not wrong.
poorwhitetrash
/2 can be misconstrued as a raging alcoholic and passed among the PTA and staff. It’s really sad. My wife is a teacher.
FrancoUnAmerican
I dont think it's sad, I think it's dumb that with the social revolution, we can't be ourself outside of our house because we're afraid of1/
FrancoUnAmerican
the ramifications....
Listeningtokpop
Purposefully didn’t live in the town I taught in. I was a 22 year old teacher and my husband and I went to bars. I just drove 40 min to work
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
I did the same, but now I 36 with 2 kids, only when you seldom get out it kind of..gets worse..that’s why you stay at bars and take a cab...
NeoHelios
In US there have been some stories about teachers fired for drinking in public. If said student took pic of teacher and put on FB...1/x
Ignition365
This is very true.
ZeJollyGerman
How f@#$ing stupid is that???? Is that only in the USA or somewhere else to?
ZeJollyGerman
I remember as a kid seeing my teachers drinking wine and beer on when we went on school trips. Nothing to it.
NeoHelios
...it’s possible that some super conservative parent could “get offended”, tell the school, and teacher fired for setting a bad example.
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
I’m so glad I live in Europe...
VardtheBard
Ha teachers need every upper hand possible. Admitting that they get to you so you need a drink..... losing battle
ActiveMancano
Never thought of it that way.
valen00
Good teacher should be able to destroy a child in such a way that it sounds like a compliment for at least an hour even while drunk
inetknght
It doesn't even have to be done right at this moment. It could be done back at class if the teacher is feeling especially vindictive.
TheBestRussian
Our prof very openly told us that the only way she could mark our awful essays was while drinking wine & please write better next time
VardtheBard
Teacher vs professor
Deadmanwalkn
Only if A) you have really shitty students (i.e. a "bad" school) or B) you are impersonable and cannot develop a repoire with students
JoonasD6
... for what? I'm a teacher and I play videogames with my students with no problem. \(^_^}/ I don't drink, but why should that be an issue?
VardtheBard
I guess we cone from different worlds
thepurplecat
Dude no
namiasdf
Boundaries
JoonasD6
Explain the tangible harm I have clearly missed.
namiasdf
You are a professional educator. these are things which can affect your objectivity.
MissAizea
What you do on your off time can seriously affect your work life. A boss that knows you drink may pass you up on a promotion 1/2
MissAizea
Because they think you might be irresponsible, even if it's never affected your work performance. People's opinions of you are 1.5/2
MissAizea
Important and extremely difficult to repair 2/2
BobtheStickFigure
If my boss couldn’t accept an unrelated simple pleasure they can eat me ass. You pay me to work not dictate my after work life
MissAizea
They'll continue to pay you, but overlook you for promotion. That's the point, it affects the way they view you.
FrancoUnAmerican
yup i've used facebook a lot when I was hiring people, If i only see pictures of them on party (looking for what day of the week it was) 1/
FrancoUnAmerican
And nothing else than that I'll pass this prospect.
AKnownNaziCollaborator
In my district a teacher was formally reprimanded for being caught drinking outside of work by a student and their family.
FaxCelestis
You in the south?
mabbo
... what the fuck?
KillerTofu615
Not sure what age group, but I've gone out for drinks with multiple professors.
AnarchistAbe
Well if she wasn't out on the goddamned roof, naked as the day she was born, it wouldn't have been a problem! Jesus Gerry get it together.
yourupvotematters
Fucked up or drinking...
FrancoUnAmerican
Should have drink at work then ! lol (people are dumb now, it's unbeleivable.)
FrancoUnAmerican
not talking about you, but the person who shit over the teacher for having a drink)
Buhbasaur
People have always been dumb, it's just different ways of being dumb throughout the years.
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
Are they insane? If I’m denied my right to be intoxicated I would quit and move to Denmark were teachers get to drink beer at lunchtime.
justabremelo
My wife's a teacher and she can't drink in the same county. Worse yet, she got fired from one district b/c we were living in wedlock. SC.
Molinska
Wait..... Living in wedlock? Y'all got in trouble for being married?
justabremelo
She got fired for us living together and not being married.
DreadPierateRoberts
Do you live in the 1800s?
IIikethecutofyourjib
The south? Probably the south. My poor Aunt can't do nothin down here.
AKnownNaziCollaborator
Texas
KnockOnFakeWood
Which part did that? Wouldn’t imagine something like that in Houston
Tchansen
Sounds about right.
briecky
At my school’s auction, the teachers get drunk alongside all the parents, and then the parents donate an obscene amount to our school.
briecky
*an obscene amount of money, that is.
RandoPositivityJunkie
How posh are you?
briecky
A public school in a very affluent area.
SarcasticComment
Likely very. My private school had a similar event.
GrandArcanum
That’s just stupid
AKnownNaziCollaborator
Educators get royally shafted. We get paid too little for a lot of work, and are given above average expectations for behavior.
Doggyseale
I would say the above average behavior expectation is warranted, the pay is unacceptable though.
silencewillfallwhenthequestionisasked
Above average behavior expectations maybe, but not even being able to drink in public? That’s too far.
frogsnot
When I was active duty, I never felt I deserved the thanks I got. Teachers, EMTs, firefighters, and police are the ones I always bought 1/2
frogsnot
2/2 Meals for. You're all underpaid and overworked, and don't get enough thanks.