Feb 3, 2018 6:49 PM
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hichhkrjo
Black is probably Larry Nassar.
chefsoda
I'm sensing some Ken M here
kaamila
It's well known the Olympic Village is a huge orgy fest of the best athletes in the world.
Jomean
Do you know who first came up with the idea of asexual reproduction? Uh, your wife?
CaffeineManic
Tinder at Sochi Olympics. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tinder-all-the-rage-in-sochi-olympic-village-say-snowboarders/
LazyPillowFighter
EtherealAuthor
P
mjjt
Ken M Society member
timemac
Well, can't really do drugs. Probably shouldn't drink heavily either... so yea, I'd be doing the naked tango a lot too
krankenwagen
They said there were a ton of condoms on a roof after the swim events were over one year.
Doctadeth
If you get a bunch of hot, beautiful bodies in the same area for a week or so, expect sex....
Lurch1911
A bunch of hot sexy people in the best shape of their lives all collectively gathered in one spot.... yeah at least some of them gon’ fuck.
Snowblind176
My wife must be asexual
dasklaus
Because she won't screw that guy? Or because she won't screw you?
Helmacon
I think the joke you meant to make is "My wife must be an athlete."
E4r3nd1l
Supposedly there was a study(unconfirmed) that the percentage of individuals with STDs in the Olympic village was 5 times the average
Youts
The tinder goes craY craY when the Olympics are in town
complainsabouteverythingpmuch
I imagine they personally don't use it though. It would be way too slow and they have other means to reach each other, pun intended.
atrillionaliens
1) Much easier icebreaker. 2) Selectivity doesn't go away just by upping average hotness.
O they use it
bushpotato
I see Ken M. has an apprentice.
relevanceisirrelevant
Always two, there are. No more, no less.
MyMothersNotAThiefButYouShouldSeeHerSnatch
HA ha ha ha ha ha
Flyndaran
I kind of hope that wasn't true for the gymnasts being how under aged they are.
piggystylez
at the sydney olympics they actually had to fly more condoms in because the village blew through its initial supply (which was 50k btw)
girlyli
good save!
AndGeo
I mean, athletes are kind of asexual in the sense that many sports require body contact and you can't be thinking "oh i touched a tid" all
the time. Stuff happens.
keikomoondragon
Had a friend that was on the US Olympic soccer team. She said the rumors were true and Olympians fucked like crazy in the Olympic Village.
BurritoParty
There are crazy amounts of sex happening in the Olympic village. I assume the winter “o” are similar to the summer “o”.
FeoJ
Depending on the sport, some are so demanding and require so much training, not a lot of time is left for romance.
spudpicker
Sure, but the instant an athlete's event ends, they're 1 of 10,000 ridiculously toned people in a foreign land with a year's pent-up libido.
Romance and fucking are not the same thing. The olympics are full with young, excited people who'll likely never meet again.
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
I almost banged a cheerleader in school, then I moved before we had the chance
UltraBooster
I didnt almost bang a cheerleader, and neither of us moved, i was just a fat beta so i never had the chance
filben7
No, those beautiful genetic perfections are fucking up a storm.
rapetron4000
DetectiveSloth
Some of the most beautiful people from all around the world together with food, gyms, and stress. It's an orgy.
Misora
No to mention that you're there for what a week to do your actual event for maybe 30 minutes? That's a lot of downtime to fill.
Thats probably like 90% of their motivation.
Nostradamuswaswrong
...I should have been an olympian.
Me too...
okthenwellilljustbeoverhere
GoldblumNoises
This new smash bros home run contest looks silly
Insomnia297
3 hours of practice a day every day for five weeks. Worth it.
Thekindofkindlyman
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KawaiiKirei
Combining Soccer and Baseball into a new sport? I'm in!!
serpentinebaboo
Kickball?
I've never been so pleased and displeased by a response. Pleased to know my dream exist, displeased because its not as cool as I pictured
Slorpthegillman
Are you Matt Stone or Trey Parker?
Neither never got into basketball too much.
BrontTheGoodBoy
*player slides into home* Umpire: "SSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Bront understands the finer points of Soccer(sadly some baseball umps sound like that even on just balls and strikes)
batmanmf
Condoms suck.
Condoms are a great invention, serve a great purpose, are necessary, and i hope more people use them. But fuuuucckkk i hate condoms
midsongnipplerub
Babies are worse
I like how people always say this until someones pregnant then its all "little bundle of joy" and what-not
HassanAlSabbah
The difference is between a planned baby and one that you did not.
Ive never heard someone say bad things about a baby to new parents, regardless of planned or unplanned
AtomIndigo
Yeah, cause condoms are the only way to prevent babies..... Like you never heard of a flight of stairs or shit, smh....
I approve of this evil.
IIRocks
condoms? Pfft
dumidiot
Yea but do they cure genital herpes?
scnottaken
Yeah, or at least staring at women has prevented myself from getting herpes.
commentsivehadafew
By that standard you can also say women are pretty asexual
Frappo
Well the guy in the anecdote also wasn't having any sex, so Humans are asexual.
mormacil
That is the prevailing myth in our culture :P
AlwaysSeeking
Speak for yourself, right now there are ads telling me about sexy ladies in my area who want to sex.
TheThayn
Hell, I had the same problem imgur ladies kept sending me great sex weekend messages all the time.
pyrrhlis
Jaakari
Are you saying that men can't be cheerleaders?
Bolthammer
Think the story many tell them selves. It’s so far from the truth.
BlastFX
That was the prevailing theory for a long time. That's where the whole "hysteria" nonsense came from.
shetookeverything
All I know is that my uncle is not
DurendaI
Oof.
MFuzzySmock
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
loctrizzle
ThelaudMoac
Fjdks
Lmao
tehaoer
My father used to beat me with jumper cables...
loveplusultra
my father was a comedian, all he did was STeAl OthER peOPles jOkES
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
The monster
PSWIIsixty
What's it like being Carlos Mencia's son?
thegreatalan
ReEeEeEeeEeEEeeEEEe
NotABench
hichhkrjo
Black is probably Larry Nassar.
chefsoda
I'm sensing some Ken M here
kaamila
It's well known the Olympic Village is a huge orgy fest of the best athletes in the world.
Jomean
Do you know who first came up with the idea of asexual reproduction? Uh, your wife?
CaffeineManic
Tinder at Sochi Olympics. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tinder-all-the-rage-in-sochi-olympic-village-say-snowboarders/
LazyPillowFighter
EtherealAuthor
P
mjjt
Ken M Society member
timemac
Well, can't really do drugs. Probably shouldn't drink heavily either... so yea, I'd be doing the naked tango a lot too
krankenwagen
They said there were a ton of condoms on a roof after the swim events were over one year.
EtherealAuthor
P
Doctadeth
If you get a bunch of hot, beautiful bodies in the same area for a week or so, expect sex....
Lurch1911
A bunch of hot sexy people in the best shape of their lives all collectively gathered in one spot.... yeah at least some of them gon’ fuck.
Snowblind176
My wife must be asexual
dasklaus
Because she won't screw that guy? Or because she won't screw you?
Helmacon
I think the joke you meant to make is "My wife must be an athlete."
E4r3nd1l
Supposedly there was a study(unconfirmed) that the percentage of individuals with STDs in the Olympic village was 5 times the average
Youts
The tinder goes craY craY when the Olympics are in town
complainsabouteverythingpmuch
I imagine they personally don't use it though. It would be way too slow and they have other means to reach each other, pun intended.
atrillionaliens
1) Much easier icebreaker. 2) Selectivity doesn't go away just by upping average hotness.
Youts
O they use it
bushpotato
I see Ken M. has an apprentice.
relevanceisirrelevant
Always two, there are. No more, no less.
MyMothersNotAThiefButYouShouldSeeHerSnatch
HA ha ha ha ha ha
Flyndaran
I kind of hope that wasn't true for the gymnasts being how under aged they are.
piggystylez
at the sydney olympics they actually had to fly more condoms in because the village blew through its initial supply (which was 50k btw)
girlyli
AndGeo
I mean, athletes are kind of asexual in the sense that many sports require body contact and you can't be thinking "oh i touched a tid" all
AndGeo
the time. Stuff happens.
keikomoondragon
Had a friend that was on the US Olympic soccer team. She said the rumors were true and Olympians fucked like crazy in the Olympic Village.
BurritoParty
There are crazy amounts of sex happening in the Olympic village. I assume the winter “o” are similar to the summer “o”.
FeoJ
Depending on the sport, some are so demanding and require so much training, not a lot of time is left for romance.
spudpicker
Sure, but the instant an athlete's event ends, they're 1 of 10,000 ridiculously toned people in a foreign land with a year's pent-up libido.
dasklaus
Romance and fucking are not the same thing. The olympics are full with young, excited people who'll likely never meet again.
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
I almost banged a cheerleader in school, then I moved before we had the chance
UltraBooster
I didnt almost bang a cheerleader, and neither of us moved, i was just a fat beta so i never had the chance
filben7
No, those beautiful genetic perfections are fucking up a storm.
rapetron4000
DetectiveSloth
Some of the most beautiful people from all around the world together with food, gyms, and stress. It's an orgy.
Misora
No to mention that you're there for what a week to do your actual event for maybe 30 minutes? That's a lot of downtime to fill.
filben7
Thats probably like 90% of their motivation.
Nostradamuswaswrong
...I should have been an olympian.
DetectiveSloth
Me too...
okthenwellilljustbeoverhere
GoldblumNoises
This new smash bros home run contest looks silly
Insomnia297
3 hours of practice a day every day for five weeks. Worth it.
Thekindofkindlyman
KawaiiKirei
Combining Soccer and Baseball into a new sport? I'm in!!
serpentinebaboo
Kickball?
KawaiiKirei
I've never been so pleased and displeased by a response. Pleased to know my dream exist, displeased because its not as cool as I pictured
Slorpthegillman
Are you Matt Stone or Trey Parker?
KawaiiKirei
Neither never got into basketball too much.
BrontTheGoodBoy
*player slides into home* Umpire: "SSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE!"
KawaiiKirei
Bront understands the finer points of Soccer(sadly some baseball umps sound like that even on just balls and strikes)
batmanmf
Condoms suck.
UltraBooster
Condoms are a great invention, serve a great purpose, are necessary, and i hope more people use them. But fuuuucckkk i hate condoms
midsongnipplerub
Babies are worse
UltraBooster
I like how people always say this until someones pregnant then its all "little bundle of joy" and what-not
HassanAlSabbah
The difference is between a planned baby and one that you did not.
UltraBooster
Ive never heard someone say bad things about a baby to new parents, regardless of planned or unplanned
AtomIndigo
Yeah, cause condoms are the only way to prevent babies..... Like you never heard of a flight of stairs or shit, smh....
batmanmf
I approve of this evil.
IIRocks
dumidiot
Yea but do they cure genital herpes?
scnottaken
Yeah, or at least staring at women has prevented myself from getting herpes.
commentsivehadafew
By that standard you can also say women are pretty asexual
Frappo
Well the guy in the anecdote also wasn't having any sex, so Humans are asexual.
mormacil
That is the prevailing myth in our culture :P
AlwaysSeeking
Speak for yourself, right now there are ads telling me about sexy ladies in my area who want to sex.
TheThayn
Hell, I had the same problem imgur ladies kept sending me great sex weekend messages all the time.
pyrrhlis
Jaakari
Are you saying that men can't be cheerleaders?
Bolthammer
Think the story many tell them selves. It’s so far from the truth.
BlastFX
Insomnia297
That was the prevailing theory for a long time. That's where the whole "hysteria" nonsense came from.
shetookeverything
All I know is that my uncle is not
DurendaI
Oof.
MFuzzySmock
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
loctrizzle
ThelaudMoac
Fjdks
Lmao
tehaoer
My father used to beat me with jumper cables...
loveplusultra
my father was a comedian, all he did was STeAl OthER peOPles jOkES
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
The monster
PSWIIsixty
What's it like being Carlos Mencia's son?
thegreatalan
ReEeEeEeeEeEEeeEEEe
NotABench