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Jan 16, 2017 10:46 PM
IMightBeAPenguin
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SadRabit
And you would need a Earth Card to be able to live and work on earth, so go to end of the line, rubbish martian.
ISparkleAndShit
technocatgirl
folder[philosophy]
GeantDeTitane
I like these sentences. A lot. Thanks @op
lenafeekz
"Realize the sun doesn't go down, it's just an illusion cause by the world spinning 'round."
MayorMcWeed
It would be home planet, not planet of birth.
dghammer
Some of these are the most asinine things ever put on the net.
MichaelMonks
The Greek myth is that the Milky Way is actually the breast milk of Hera. We named our galaxy after the secretions of a female goddess.
AnExtensiveLibraryOfFilthyFrankShitposts
But will they still be science fiction films?
newold
they'll be sci-fa
nikkijpg
This made me feel small...
insertuniqueusername
#1 or we could just give Mars a different passport like other countries.
theSungamer
Matter can be destroyed, energi cannot
Silentmatten
I often dream of a day in the future where i can be on a plane of sorts that chases the sunset, letting me enjoy the sunset forever
shrugsy
A lot of this comes off as trying way too hard to be intentionally trippy
JustSomeRandomMan
So much misinformation in this!
MisterLemons
RedDwarfIV
https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/images/371482main_200907200016_full.jpg We took them to our leader.
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
I'm born too late to explore the world, to early to explore the stars.
TheDivineUsersub
Correction, the oceans are in serious need of exploration. We know more about space than our oceans. Get the fuck down there, Columbus.
MikeGreenwellWasRobbed
Did jack handey write these
JuicyScoops
always carry two sacks of something.
JuicyScoops
always carry two sacks of something.
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
The carbon and elements that comprise us were made in stars , were made of old stuff but not start of the uni old
enzio64
Not one of these made me question even the slightest bit of my existence.
coffeefirstthinkinglater
I geek out over space shit. Not like SW or Trek but space facts. I like this post, this is a good post.
TypoQeuen
Me too! http://imgur.com/aepcRyo
waterformysoul16
GuardsmanMiku
idk how scientifically inclined you are but this site is fukin awesom for space shit http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/
MyNameIsToaster
Dot
Kalriostraz
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coffeefirstthinkinglater
Well isn't that nifty.
whatareyougoingtodomeow
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GuardsmanMiku
ever wanted an idea of how interplanetary warfare will actually happen? this place will tell you.
whatareyougoingtodomeow
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icecreamngravy
modicumjones
i thought the origin of milky way was Hera's breastmilk..kinda rude to call a greek goddesss a cow.
GrayWhiteShark
But the cow and peacock were sacred to Hera
BearViking
It is fascinating how some believe what is true for English is true for every other language as well. I don't mean this comment but #14
BearViking
Might be true*
supraman2turbo
I read Wonder Woman...Hera would kill someone for saying it, she's fucking evil
DamnItTrudyWhatAboutThePineapple
Human milk is also milk. A cow isn't really mentioned anywhere. It's supposed to represent the importance of the miternal milk.
Zahnradfee
Hera was also called Boôpis, which means "cow-eyed". That was meant as a compliment.
Zahnradfee
"Hera is commonly seen with the animals she considers sacred including the cow..." - Wikipedia.
desiPumpkinBandit
Zeus totally had a thing for cows. Hence Io who he turned into a cow to hide from Hera.
Zahnradfee
And then fuck Europa.
Zahnradfee
Oh, wait. HE turned into a cow, well, bull, to fuck Europa.
Zahnradfee
"Her archaic association was primarily with cattle, as a Cow Goddess, who was especially venerated in "cattle-rich" Euboea."
jennym123
The Milky Way wasn't named after a cow secretions. It's from a story where Hera (greek goddess) accidentally squirted breast milk everywhere
IMightBeRealIMightNotBe
I love Greek mythology.
vindik8or
And also the word 'galaxy' refers to milk. So all galaxies refer to milk, but ours is the milkiest milk.
ExtraZOIDBERG
lpgfinmarkus
And because there is no universal frame of reference you might aswell say that you have always been in the same physical place just as valid
dinosaurspaghetti
Reapers!
silentxzero
Instantly heard the sound in my head.
catsnatcher
yet space battles are all but certain
drickanderson
#9 -- "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away." didn't hit me until I was much older.
DoubleSecretAgent
Gavin?
CanadianFurr
My. Fricken. God.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Just clicked how good that line is.
titimonkeydude
You just blew my ducking kind boy, thank you!
Snicker4
Asking for a friend, what's hitting you exactly?
drickanderson
The fact that the entire Star Wars story took place in the distant past, in our own universe. It's not a story of the future.
Snicker4
Ah, he gets it now, and he says thanks. Totally.
Molotovbliss
https://youtu.be/-Kl9JER0m74 "somewhere out in space this could all be happening right now."
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Thought you were going to post the three boobed girl from Total Recall. Was disappointed.
samsonguy920
Wait until it hits you that even though we can see a bit over 13 billion light years away from the Earth, that isn't even the limit >
samsonguy920
> of the actual edge of the universe. What we know now only composes a fraction of the true size. This is why it is referred to as the >
samsonguy920
> known universe.
drickanderson
If you want to go on a wild ride, read some of the theories on the shape of the universe.
TheNipplerCrippler
Oh Jesus don't even get me started on that shit. "Saddle-shaped" or whatever just breaks my mind
samsonguy920
Spherical, Saddle, Funnel, to name a few.
Arr0gantExp3rt7
#1 is actually false. They said the first few generations wouldn't be able to travel back to earth. Due to cost efficiency.
Sm9yCg
Also no one would issue them an earth passport. Not in the current state of things here.
applesforjuice
My passport says "United States of America". It's not in mars. Problem solved.
GuardsmanMiku
well they can, but it would be too expensive for just a vacation (besides the mega rich).
rainmakerab
As long as there's less than 50 people on Mars there will be no 1%ers
Sm9yCg
Also no one would issue them an earth passport. Not in the current state of things here.
rainmakerab
Hey wait a minute, good idea what should 1st city/village on Mars be called?
Tacowolf7
Snickers
sashisushi
Marsville
tacosforeverymeal
Earth City
rainmakerab
Paradise City? Take me down to the Paradise City, Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty GunsNFNRoses
ICanChangeMyNameLater
New Jack City
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
MarsyMcMarsface
Goodknight82
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yourmomsawookie
I dunno but it should have "The Mars Bar", I'd wanna get lit there. How about New Outer Space Wales, if you're Brit...or Trumpville if not.
rainmakerab
There's more than Brit and US on this planet but yes Mars Bar is choice of Pubs ( There's Canada Too )
yourmomsawookie
Harperville?
rainmakerab
TrudeauTown now, Harper gone for a year+, and no not TrudeauTown
Cheomesh
Subsequent ones might not even be able to live very well on earth, due to their bodies being weak under Martian gravity.
Arr0gantExp3rt7
I feel like they'll be able to. But I'm still not sure if yourtrying to troll me. People live in the ISS. And come back.Mars is farther away
KyleBeach
The thing is, they are people who developed on earth, they went to the ISS with earth normal bone and muscle density. Several generations in
KyleBeach
on mars, and babies will start to be born with lower bone and muscle density which would be far more difficult to fix than those on ISS who
KyleBeach
suffered some atrophy while on the station.
RedDwarfIV
We actually don't have any data on the effects of gravity between that of microgravity and Earth gravity.
RedDwarfIV
And we won't until we can build a centrifuge in space for people to live on that we can study.
HessianGhost
Spending time on the ISS takes its toll on the body. Muscles atrophy, bones calcify. Growing up on mars would make living on earth hard.
Arr0gantExp3rt7
Oh so it's just like superman? Interesting. Do you think the human physique would change? Maybe eventually become more tolerant to the rays?
HessianGhost
Not rays like superman. Low gravity. Muscles and bones are a use it or loose it proposition. Growing up in low g would mean weak bones.
aleister94
And they would most likely develop independence from Earth do to the complication of coordinating two different planetary calenders
Arr0gantExp3rt7
Yeah. Like maritime law. I could see that. That'd be really interesting because who could actually declare mars their property?
Cere4l
probably the country with the most guns / soldiers
Arr0gantExp3rt7
Guns don't work in space. Their is no oxygen for the ignition of the explosion to project the bullet
Cere4l
air based guns on the other hand work better on mars, where theres a human there will be a way to construct a gun
MyOtherAccountIsBetter
#7 isn't technically true. Matter can be destroyed, energy on the other hand cannot
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Man0nFire
You can convert matter into energy... Like a fusion bomb does. The resulting light is not matter.
MyOtherAccountIsBetter
No that's the fusion of hydrogen and deuterium in to helium and other fun things
SchrodingersGinger
Conservation of mass-energy, the sum total of all energy, and mass-energy equivalence, is constant.
MyOtherAccountIsBetter
True which is why when matter is destroyed it comes energy
SchrodingersGinger
Technically they can be converted into eachother, but yes, and vice versa, created from energy
Man0nFire
Conservation of energy can be violated according to the uncertainty principle. As long as it's for a very short time.
Molotovbliss
Matter is energy though https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass%E2%80%93energy_equivalence#Binding_energy_and_the_.22mass_defect.22
csp256
And yet, matter is not conserved.
HumfreeBugart
I often run out of energy and also hear other people say they've no energy left, so you must be wrong, otherwise why do energy drinks exist?
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
The carbon and elements that comprise us were made in stars , were made of old stuff but not start of the uni old
Man0nFire
Well, protons, neutrons and electrons were made just after the universe hadronised. Which is approx 50 micro secs after inflation.
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
yea , but i guess its a matter of semantics. theres a line correlation between the two
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
but the way i see it , did the cake exist before i baked it because the ingredients existed?
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
and no Matter cant be destroyed , only converted .
mikemill
matter and antimatter annihilate each other. quark pairs spontaneously get created and destroyed.
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
So when Antimatter and matter annihilate , the mass is converted into mostly gamma raditation .
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
As for quarks , if they annihilate there mass is converted into glueons . But honestly im no quantum physicist .