Gilrod
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FP Edit: Thank you all, send boobies
Aug 4, 2019 9:40 AM
Gilrod
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FP Edit: Thank you all, send boobies
ButWhatIfAndHearMeOut
Martellus
Should’ve given her 20 bucks. So he can have a handjob while eating 2 burgers.
zxvb
What if she isn’t the one making cheeseburgers?
TheRudeWarrior
Why pay for something I can do myself? I know how to make a cheeseburger.
colddevil1333
Can you even imagine how devastating that would be.
jedermo110
Do you actually get boobs in ur inbox if u make the front page or is it just a myth!?
MrConR
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
NoxiousRed
pmurphy32533
unclemeat70
And, hold the mayo!
Schaade
Hold everything: add $2.50.
Haohmaru94
Boobies were sent‚ good one
muussis
maybe she was selling handcrafts?
TheManWithTheSevenScars
Ah, so no extra "Cheese" for his burguers i guess...
ExplosionFish
...dad?
Bigemedic
That’s funny.
HaV0C000
TakNoPants
Crip daddy did a story about this joke like 2 weeks ago..
redshirt427
Leonardo1975
chikichikiyei
He was hungry, not thirsty.
MaxieMooo
I dont know the going rates but £23 for two cheeseburgers, fries and a handy from a pretty girl sounds like a good deal
wisearse
MrBEC
rockfireman
Food...water...atmosphere
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
"I'll take one of everything "
sevrono
I want to upvote this comment, but it's currently at 420 upvotes and I won't ruin that
Prunebane
Free to upvote now, we way over 2k now
sevrono
Thanks for the update, will do
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
Mxlespxles
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Is this a Behind the Gif of The Gif?
Prunebane
Behind The Gif.
iamchrislechat4
My father's grandfather told me this joke when I was 10 and I'm also keanu reeves, That's how old this joke is.
beenbannedb4
krabby patties, probably.
Yoijimbo
To be fair, I can give a handjob to myself from scratch, but I'd have to pay for a cheeseburger anyways
ExpiredCoupon
But even if she wasn't doing the handjobs, it would be good for her to wash her hands after handling the money.
Tumescentpie
Money is dirty I have washed my junk at least once or twice.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
It'd be cleaner if they allowed us to launder it.
Howdoilife
What man actually wants a handjob? If I wanted to rip my dick off I could do it myself.
IOMMIDONTPLAYTHAT
Gilrod
You’re doing it wrong
Howdoilife
Women giving me bad handjobs is somehow me doing it wrong? You want to reword that?
MyleKeville
TheHaloFollower
It's my fucking dream to make Goldberg laugh one day. One day....
Corruptwarrior
Your breathtaking!!
DrProfessorProfessorson
You're*
darthgaara
They knew what they were doing, that breathtaking belonged to the other person.
theglimmeringwarlock
TehBeaker
My wife has been doing this all wrong
beenbannedb4
what, charging more for the burgers than for the HJs?
dunewolf
She was giving em away for free to everyone..
TehBeaker
3nd3rwiggin
Have to wonder, what would be the harm, if any, to have this actually be a common legal option?
KanetheLostCelt
Watch “Idiocracy”
peterbozeman
The seams of society would tear apart. On second thought... everything would be pretty much the same.
3nd3rwiggin
Except more handjobs.
peterbozeman
Not necessarily. Colorado thought the number of people who used marijuana would increase when made legal, but it stayed pretty much the same
3nd3rwiggin
For $10 bucks, if it is a good one I would be in line twice a day at least.
Schaade
Epidemic chafing.
TheBloodyLady
whyisthisusernametaken
KeyMasher
jennym123
Sauce is "Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist." 12 episode series. It's alright.
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
Ironically named...
Leechesforlife
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Jnizzle3452
SOX for those who don't want to type it all out
jennym123
The O looks like a butthole!
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
So does the X
DaysofDakiel
I think you mean its excellent!
Whataliar
No, he's right. It's just ok.
jennym123
I accept your opinion but I thought it didn't meet its potential. I admit, I was sad when it ended.
Xyzpbq
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swordofblaze
So... Is she actually stroking her dick there, or is she just pretending to in order to make a dirty joke?
jennym123
She's pretending. It's in the opening. She LOVES making dirty jokes and gestures.
swordofblaze
That's boring
jennym123
I can assure you, the rest of the show is not.
JustinSane6
Pro Tip: You can always give yourself a better handjob than a stranger ever will.
Bigballz
I respectfully disagree. I'd much prefer someone else do it
Tumescentpie
What if you are into femdom?
bertolomeus
But nobody is superior to this: https://imgur.com/zv4CpeE
MinorityOpinion
Variety is the spice of life.
MM2501
What if you have no hands?
buttobviousfacts
Then you can only give yourself a job.
ImYourOtherPersonality
A stranger will always give you a better handjob than you ever will.
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chrishallett83
If you're looking to Howard Stern for sex advice, you have failed so utterly and completely that there may be no saving you.