You’re the Captain Now.

Do you smell that? It’s the smell of luxury. It’s the smell of a high roller lifestyle on a ramen budget. It’s the smell of you achieving all your dreams and riding off into the sunset on a yo-mama-sized yacht because that’s what captains DO!

Old Spice triumphantly presents “Captain,” the new premium scent that elevates your lifestyle like no other deodorant out there. And if you’re one of those discerning captains who needs more than a legend to believe....

See if the Old Spice Captains are coming to a town near you! And, order your very own personal Smell Service from the comfort of your own phone. A real live actual human being dressed as a Captain will sail a limo up to your door- YES, IT’S TRUE, LIFE CAN BE THIS GOOD NOW- and allow you an intimate whiff of Captain deodorant, no matter where you are in this open sea we call the world.

When these stretch-sized ships are not out delivering the smell of Captain to you blessed boujee buoys, they’ll be cruising the harbors of your local Walmart, where landlocked laymen will be able to taste the Captain lifestyle you’re now dining on daily. Hang out with our crew, jam to music by local radio DJs, and snap a photo in our Photobooth. Cue the fog horns; we’re coming soon to a port near you.

Check out if the Old Spice Captains are coming to a Walmart near you. This scented service will be available until March 26.