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R43NDROP
Tally?
dontcallmecrazy1
FartPoweredPogoStick
Your furby looks broken.
hammersquirrel
ItsPronouncedImageER
wastedwarrior
Congratulations on your sudden and mysterious weight gain
squiretadpole365
Watched 2 cop cars blaze thru a red light w lights and sirens in order to make the "Hot Donuts Now" sign at KK.
theitinerantnaturalist
@TheMajesticHarpyEagle
TheDreaded1
Duck Donuts, man
ThatOneSceneInThatOneMovie
@Chocolateco0kie
Chocolateco0kie
Me when food's on sale
LutraLazuli
make sure to get them fresh
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
Krispy Kreme lasted only a year in our area. I was disappointed when it closed. Yet I never visited it.
Crustypeanut
You gon git fat
weeniehutjunior69
For the first year it's open you can go in there when the hot light is on and they will give you a free doughnut!!
NorthernBoy94
memej
Dude, what’s wrong with your cat
Doozy90
dmuff
@Shteven @8ChairmanMeow8
jaslbrown
When a new Zaxby's opened close to my house I just looked at my wife and said, 'Where going to lose so much money over this..."
MustardTiger1337
DaveFondale
#OP in a month probably :
bluepopsicles
Just in time for winter. You know to prepare your hibernating body
Dreadric
Schrod1ngersCaT1701
God that show was great
UnassumingAscotCap
The shitty animatronic was the best part
fairybug
https://media.giphy.com/media/l0Iyd0OW2bL6zEMbC/giphy.gif
SomeCrazyNerd
Is that the new power rangers movieM
fairybug
Yes, it is!
goodmorningmoriohcho
God bless Krispy Kreme opening up locations in MD.
highfidelityfood
Shit dude I'm in Mississippi and we're getting a Dunkin' Donuts I'm fuckin hyped
noturaveragepunk
Are they opening more? Right now the closest one is 40 minutes away. There used to be one outside White Marsh but it's been closed for years
goodmorningmoriohcho
Yeah! One in Catonsville. Woot woot.
Jynxy85
Owings Mills!!! Woooooooo!
Awesoman66theCactusLord
I just wish they had one closer to me, I think the nearest one to me is in Witchita, KS
PoppaRocker
Tim Hortons is better eh
MustardTiger1337
Sure if you like temporary foreign relief workers
HardOnStrokeFoundation
As a Canadian, I'm afraid you are delusional my friend
Surisuule
Found the Canadian.
aidanthib
BloodbathBidoof
I've heard they have a few in America. I'd love to give them a chance, I'm very curious.
notyouraveragedingleberry
They are very disappointing compared to the Canadian locations.
RudeDudeRunnin
As a Canadian, Tims kinda sucks
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
As an American, Krispy Kreme is overrated. Mom and Pop donut places are way better
TheRicM
You shut your whoretons mouth
rdswords
realistichorsegonadbehavior
The flag in the background is a nice touch
Awesoman66theCactusLord
What is that animal?
bongles
The OP when they realize that a.. you get the joke
failurez
Yes.
aleister94
I dunno but I love him
senefen
Brush tailed possum.
captainfuckingobvious
Man i have killed so many of these things. The're a pest here in nz and there fur is valuable
singularorgasm
Shockedosaurousrex
DreadPierateRoberts
@op like the title says
Runelea
Kubrow
Vexilaris
A suprised one
ACallofDemon
Glorious
TheEdenist
''Tis a gremlin
thatsnonsense
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YeetPirate
A not-as-good-but-still-okay-dog, bront
jessinthedark
A cunt that lives in your roof, hisses like a demon and eats all your roses.
DefaultImgurUsername
Oh god the possum fights and the thump when one jumps onto your roof from the tallest tree it can find
IStillGiveOutDickPics
....my ex?
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
I have not heard my local possums make much noise other than from scrambling around on the roof. They do eat the fucking garden though.
Phled
In NZ that's a "Soon to be roadkill".
DefaultImgurUsername
You don't sound grateful for the cute little furry present that we brought you. Would you like a toad that will "eat" bugs from your crops?
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
WhAt CoUlD pOsSiBlY gO wRoNg?
Katadeus
A furby
fapjacks
It is a fucking furby.
Smayds
A brushtail possum. Fucking nightmares down here in NZ. I'm a fan of animals but seriously, these all need to be killed.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
At least your possums are cute, ours are fuckin ugly
Smayds
Yours are cute! You think ours are?!
Awesoman66theCactusLord
You think American opossums are cute? In what world?
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
I think both are cute. Most animals aren't really cute when they are all angry and dirty.
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
As an Australian, yes. Built little houses in backyard trees for our local possums. They have their ugly moments but so do dogs.
Smayds
Admittedly, brushtails in Oz are fine. Here though... Jesus. They eat fifty thousand tonnes of native bush a night, and we're teensy tiny.
LosChimpos
It's a possum. One of the least intelligent mammals to ever live.
Batsandwine
Possums are marsupials not mammals
wingsofsummer21
Marsupials are mammals... they just aren’t placental mammals.
Devante
Reminds me of Rushmore when the principle says, "He's one of the worst students we've got."
outerreg
I'm not so sure about that. Source: I work in IT.
kallecrash
Next to your bitch ass.
Sticklebrickk
Lurkerdraegon
You sir, are completely right.
Emperor462
Pretty sure koalas are dumber
DragonDildoChandelier
Stupid drop bears...
ANIMEJESUS
Koalas are marsupials, which are still mammals I think?
ANIMEJESUS
Wait......possums are marsupials too........right?.......
illuminerdy
You must've forgot about koalas. They are so dumb that their brains are tiny and smooth and the majority of their heads is just skull 1-
illuminerdy
Which acts as a helmet because their dumb butts fall out of trees all the damn time. They're dumb as shit and smelly but I love them.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Australian Possum? Because American Opossums are horrible things, especially to look at
valen00
Yeah there was a mixup at the plant. We got your possum, no you cant have it back I mean look at the cute little fucker, 'ere have a banana
karlbadmanners
Opossums are fucking amazing, I will fight you
vStonie
It would make sense. Koalas are pretty fuckin dumb too if I remember
AlexisWalker
Im pretty sure American opossums are just tamrielic skeevers that fell through a portal and got trapped here.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Pretty much
ARabidDingo
Yup, brushtail possum.
TheNeutrachrist
Yes. The opossums went to the wrong countries during shipping, and Australia refused to trade back, citing, "Finders Keepers".
5am13
To be fair, it's probably one of the few animals not trying to kill them. Maybe we should let them keep them.
kittykat
American Possums are great! They eat tics and are highly unlikely to get rabies. They're scary ugly though, you're right on that.
cliftonrowingsocity
Let it be known Australian possums are cunts.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Everything in Australia is a cunt. That is why they use that word so much down there
cliftonrowingsocity
Yeah but some cunt brought these little cunts to New Zealand and now they're killing our native shit
poronkusemania
American opossums are beautiful
Awesoman66theCactusLord
inmat
Pink feets! Pink noses.
sheshazelnuts
Aw, man. Why'd we get stuck with these bastards?
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
they eat ticks
inmat
What a cute little giant screaming rat!
McMeowmers
Cause they eat ticks! And they're scavengers. Very good for the ecosystem
ANIMEJESUS
I think they're adorable in their own unique way...
Bebop94
They have fingerless gloves
MagpieNI
I blame Over the Hedge.