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Apr 6, 2021 8:18 PM
PrettyPeony
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ElbowDeepInAHoofbun
#12 Peepza.
monjamon
That was a refreshing dump.
KinetoPlay
#1 I just tried to look this up on youtube and it said "No Videos Available" so any imgurians in Hawaii get on that please.
WhoIsFlabbergasted
#15 Well, a picture is worth a thousand words
turkletoon
#13 How did you know Matt did me wrong?!
IndianaJonesNeglectedStudent
#5 Names have power. I learned that after naming a bird Pazuzu and a dog Anubis. Reason why the cat is named Bast instead of Sehkmet.
namesarefordorks
My last boyfriend who ghosted me after six months of dating was called Matt
iamdanman
Tumblr is just so fuckin extra
GingerLaird
#1 Introducing our new Elder Scrolls game~! Elder Clams!
indecisivemelonhead
#8 I thought I was looking at a picture taken through a window at first.
greggor
Wait... is it not? What am I looking at?
GadenKerensky
#3 As a movie, I think a lot of people would be willing to pay to see something like that.
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
#5 Scrolled back to check what is required for to get a nude model for a department.
carriedeservedbetter
#4 okay what is she sitting on?
Efreeti
I'm guessing she's in a huge bathtub topped with shitty leaves and petals?
HawkmanXLII
#1 mine's the cuttlefish.
theokaychick
My daughters middle name is Athena. Can confirm that even as a second name she’s nuts.
whateverthevoicestellme
Wow, tucked a truth bomb in there at #19
ThankYouForYourTime
Matt was the guy I had a huge crush on in the 6th-10th grades and he absolutely did *not* care! It’s like you read my mind!
aintnothinbutahounddog28
#8 can someone explain this to me please? It looks like a picture of outside taken through glass that is reflecting something...
aintnothinbutahounddog28
But that makes no sense with the text
PrettyPeony
It’s a flooring that has epoxy resin poured on top to give it that “see-through” look
Ryebread91
#6 I remember in german class that bird brain was a full on insult to a German.
katwa
Spatzenhirn you mean?
Ryebread91
Ja
dmendez199
The last one is true, tho
Ryebread91
#1 pretty sure that's a Hershey Hugs
GrumpyOldMillennial
#1 I'll take, "Things I said to my Irish girlfriend on prom night" For $1000, Alex.
JesterBlackguarde
FortunateWaste
You win the internet today sir. Good job
Jinxies
There are 106 miles to the vet, we have a full bag of treats, half a pack of worm pills, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
ArmyStrings
They've got cop glasses, cop ears, cop collars, cop teeth, cop noses....
toSlayWithPen
*casually jumps bridge*
1philthy1
Quit borking around. These doggos are serious.
AslanTheGod
Looks like the poster for a buddy cop movie about a veteran detective (R) and a cocky rookie that just passed their exams (L).
JesterBlackguarde
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blues_Brothers_(film)
nailclippersofdoom
They pulled him in for one last pawtrol. He told the rookie "you're on a short leash."
Ryebread91
#8 what?
DrizztLink
#5 Depending on her love life, that might be the actual Hera. Someone find out if her ex husband is the god of fuckboys.
2uzsxqr4mz42
Or having hippies parents that named their child after Greek goddess.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Really?? You mean it isn't really a god?? Thank goodness you were here to clear that up! Obligatory - 'you must be fun at parties'
2uzsxqr4mz42
Okay...
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
RedditBurnerAccount
Bruh...
TrillKollins
Why Jerry so thicc??
cozynester
#5 my middle name is Dionysus. Does that count? =D
somnif
Depends, do you have any pet leopards?
Blake242
Wikipedia says goddess of wine making, fertility and festivity. I think being named after the goddess of sex, drug and rock & roll counts!
Morsalbum
no :)
cozynester
mulefa
#18 I always remember Necessary = 1 collar 2 sleeves (1 c & 2 s) & Definitely = innit? Telly (like a cockney bruv)
flyingfishstick
Because it was necessary for Mr. Rogers to wear a cardigan, and cardigans have one collar and two sleeves!
TheLurkIsReal
I just go with "neces sary" and "de finitely".
cantfocusenoughtoread
I love the 1 collar, 2 sleeves tip. I always just remember finite, like for sure, a done deal.
DeadOnionSaysWhat
definitely...finite
RandomMagus
Also, double c would be pronounced neck-sessary since c is only an s sound when followed by e, i, or y (except in muscle and sceptic)
eckygaz
Definite. Infinite. Finite.
2992inHg
Yooo i use the 1 collar 2 sleeves, too.
LCCyncity
That is one word I always struggle with. Thank you for the tip!
copilotmog
And here I've been telling myself neck-uh-suh-sary like an asshole for years. Great tip!
WeezySBaby
I do this too!
SacrificialClam
What is the wearing socks ones about??
Esotericorderofdagon
You can see the reflection of the window and the light on a realistic floor mural. Polished within an inch of its life.
LandManatee
I too am confused by that one.
TubOfButtah
from what I can tell, it was a kitchen floor made entirely of acrylic (covering that faux stream and grass stuff)
HankGrim
That is a smooth glass or acrylic floor over the cobblestone. You going there with nothing but your socks on it'll be like ice skating
dudekazoo
Oooh, thanks. I thought it was a view through a sliding glass door or something.
HankGrim
You are quite welcome friend
MattMcC980
#13 I feel attacked I'm not saying it's wrong but I feel attacked
Arracor
Treat your women better, bro.
im25ok
I don’t think I’ve ever met a single Matt, which is honestly weird, but this absolutely would not work on me
Kbantar
I said it to my GF and she said that she didn't know any Matts. I had to remind her of our former friends, Pam and... Matt. lol
MattMcC980
Sounds about right.
ambermae513
Never had an issue with a Matt. I have dated several assholes named Dan or Mike though.
MattMcC980
Count yourself lucky because I'm a terrible human being
ambermae513
That's kinda my type.... so....how you doin? ?
MattMcC980
Wonderful you?