ElbowDeepInGod
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Edit: original picture credit to Larplyyyyyyf on instagram
Aug 6, 2019 11:40 PM
ElbowDeepInGod
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Edit: original picture credit to Larplyyyyyyf on instagram
kink124
*Lute Playing Stops*
monkeyfly
*aggressive ukuleling stops*
goodisunpopular
Quick! Seduce the enemy!
FlyingGiantElk
Bye bye miss Aasimar Pie, drove the party to the slaad-i and the party will die
Dagordae
And that's when my party realizes I've spent the entire game holding back and fucking around to let them actually play the game.
maclaglen
Mass suggestion FTW!
jetah
*slaps hand on car* I roll to seduce everyone!
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Byeeeee bye miss american pie
stilloldbull
Time to sing a tune of magic an healing!
mrsuzukiami
Nigga please my Arcane Duelist Bard with 2 Lvls of Arcane Archer was the hard carry of those plebs.
BlueLanternBraxx
*Starts playing Sweet Victory.*
micmic00
And they were singing "Myyyyy myyyyy look that Bard bout to fry.."
yesallwaifus
This is why most Bards learn Invisibility as soon as possible.
Beardedgeek72
I love in 3.5 with two levels of Rogue and you could wear anything... Bard with heavy plate and backstab with two hand sword.
BronzeLeaguePro
Glitterdust, featherfall, Disguise skill and a burlap sack...
macarronchacarron
Lingering Song helps too
KsuviKhor
Machino
That’s when u polymorph or dimension door the fuck out and leave the bodies, sorry friends I’ll tell ur tale at the bar
PangolinBan
It may be a cooperative game, but the last (wo)man standing is definitely winning.
kdebonez
ROLL A NAT D20 AND FUCK THE DRAGON!!!
Mikebiscuits
while youre seduction works the dragon as it turns out is a top go ahead and make an str save and con save if you fail the str save
Crowlands
This is when charisma checks come in. "Thank you for saving me from those kidnappers" "you're clearly the winning team, may I join?" Etc.
naytorin
My bard is college of swords and is also a swashbuckler. He kicks ass in single combat.
Satsuiki
This reminds me of the greatest moment in divinity original sin 2, and one of my favorite game moments ever. https://youtu.be/MVFbz9ZSilU
HoneySloth
LondoMollariIsMySpiritAnimal
Honestly, as comically OP bards are in 5e that's a fair representation.
StarkRG
This looks like something out of Bollywood, but that looks like Antonio Banderas on the right.
MadJackMcJack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSqTzLKhlXM
ArseneThePhantomThief
It is! Its from Desperado.
Bstone1
When in doubt, whip it out.
StolenGamer
My bard was the main damage dealer.
hawairishman
I turned my bard into a bardbarian. Want me to play you a song? FUCK YOU!!! AXE TO THE FACE!!!
beholder87
That happened so often my bard had a 2nd Bag of Holding dubbed the "Body Bag" and I would carry scrolls of Raise Dead to bring them back.
beholder87
I'd just show back up to collect bodies later, or negotiate with the baddies for the return of their corpses "for burial purposes"
beholder87
Show back up with a full group of much less geared and lower leveled but really pissed off adventurers and fight for their stuff back.
Mikebiscuits
her instagram is larplyyyyyyf for those who are interested, she has a ton of costume/crafting stuff on her page
ElbowDeepInGod
thank you
CopperWench
You forgot the last f in your edit. ;)
ElbowDeepInGod
Would you look at that. Fixed
CopperWench
I’m the kinda nerd that was already following her account so I noticed ;) thanks for including credit to an awesome larper!
frecklesaremyfetish
imagine the motivational song they are gonna sing.
Headjustfelloff
"Iv got no fucks to give, my fucks have runith dry"
DrPepper523
I was going to post that video here but I guess I didn't favorite it
Beardedgeek72
Brave sir Robin...
blakeatwork
It's ... It's in the title
frecklesaremyfetish
b ut if thw bard lives, isnt the music the only thing that lives?
blakeatwork
I love that you think the bard lives :)
frecklesaremyfetish
as a bard, i know for a fact the bard always (thats a lie) lives.
Satsuiki
One of my favorites https://youtu.be/MVFbz9ZSilU
ButterfaceTaintClown
*rolls a 1* "the enemy is motivated"
NachoPete
"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world; Life in plastic, it's fantastic"
jhs2595
Discression is the better part of valor. If shit's going bad, run if you can, and live to fight another day.
Dustorn
But what if they're not a Valor bard?
jhs2595
Discretion is also the better part of whispers, swords, satire, and glamour.
idiotcube
But discretion is literally the opposite of glamour!
Undrave
There's a College of Satire?
jhs2595
I think it's Unearthed Arcana. Makes you a literal jester, I believe.
CommissarFuklaw
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Clockworkdancerobot
Brave Sir Robin ran away!
ElbowDeepInGod
a14g8cxD
When danger reared it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled
IOwnTheSpire
I never did! All lies!
CharmingPrism
Yes! Brave Sir Robin turned about, and gallantly he chickened out.
Moongobl1n
Bravely ran away, away!
5exyPanda
He did not run away! He charged in the opposite direction!
TheOldManFromSceneTwentyFour
When danger reared it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!
Mechwarrior719
Brave brave brave Sir Robin