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Palestinian coffee
Credit to : @saedqatoumm @ twitter
Aug 14, 2019 5:17 PM
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Palestinian coffee
Credit to : @saedqatoumm @ twitter
ItsSoWright
That looks good and all, but I've never had better coffee than the coffee I had while in Vietnam. Those Mfers can make some coffee!
Rumandpuppies
Bosnian coffee is the same. Fucking yum.
BibbityBobbityBobert
I like how it cuts off like you did t set fire to your kitchen
sotronics
Idiot
RosieOdonnellsFurBurger
Greek/Turkish/Cypriot/Lebanese/Israeli/Palestinian/Egyptian coffee. Different name same shit.
Mayyybe
Is that mug really tiny or does he have massive hands? You
heartygizmo
I know! Massive hairy Palestinian bear paw picking up a shot glass shaped like a mug!!!
SteveTypeRs
That looks real yummy but knowing how coffee works, it probably tastes like bitter horse assholes.
xmax96
ReturnOfFreudberg
...and then we get the ankh
Glirmi
I thought there was going to be fire ?
NYB123
How many cups of coffee can you get from that?
LievenDV
When it comes to coffee, this is savage. In the prehistoric sense. As in wtfudoin?! I know the custom but argh :/
FLFrank42
There's gotta be a better way
pacmanownsyou
There is, but not a lot of home brewers invest in a superheated sand table.
JARKB
I need more coffee posts.
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
How imagine the barista to look when I hear "Palestinian coffee":
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n1c3cleantoilet
But why is handle metal?
paradoxick
For ease of construction, you already have that material available. Handle is long, probably attached with a rivet, so it won’t conduct heat
selynxx
Traditionally its metal. It does get hot. I use plastic covered ones but they burn away in time since tbe bottom is too narow.
shaido2000
I like coffee named after fantasy places, like Narnia, Hogwarts and palastine.
patriciamaxwell513101
When you run out of coffee and you use 4 day old grounds
JessieJanson
didnt notice the glass on the top one broke the first time i watched it.
SomeSwedishGuy
krochlikmiof
Nothing better than boiling bean water to start your day.
chrisinsocalif
Why Palestinian coffee? Cause it blows up?
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Used the wrong type of pot, the bottom one has a lip so it can easily pour it out.
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
oddoregano
They also have the bowl sitting on the flame. That glass is not meant for that. IMO it looks like gravy in the first one lol
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Yeah lmao it does not look anything like the second.
Blud4BludGod
It's seriously bad to do that. I'm assuming that's pyrex, which means when it gets hot enough it will probably forcefully explode.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
If you watch the video it does.
Blud4BludGod
Oh man, I missed that. He got off lucky though, I once saw one explode entirely and send shrapnel EVERYWHERE
nosoupforoldmen
trybuttstuff
I'm always amazed at the conviction some dildos have about the right and wrong way to make coffee (I'm looking at you, comment section) .
notkvothethebloodless
Ah yes now to sip my coffee from a glass cup that is now 3000 some odd degrees from sitting next to an open gas flame
Wraithhawit
and shattered
AlarmClockBandit
referNoodleSmuggler
If only you could put it there few seconds before it starts pouring in (idk how to say it in English) so it doesn't take as much heat 1/2
referNoodleSmuggler
From the flame itself but make the hot coffee the main heat source so it wouldn't change a thing compared to normal cup of coffee 2/2
pronoun
If only there were some way to not drink it for a minute, until it cools down.
UVAChemE2013
That’s not how skin temperatures and heat transfer work
DarthRevan810
notkvothethebloodless
Sooo if I put my lips on a molten hot piece of glass I'll be fine?
UVAChemE2013
Nope. But it’s not anywhere close to 3000 degrees. That’s the flame temp not the temp of the cup.
notkvothethebloodless
That number was an exaggeration, point being that cup is way to close to an open flame and going to be to hot for service
UVAChemE2013
Your exaggeration was on point for the combustion temp of stove burner gas, so I chimed in like an idiot
TheBestRussian
Don’t accidentally put it under cold water to cool it down
MoxnesMonster6
My dumbass took a reptile heat tube out of their water and put it in the fresh clean water without letting it cool. I jumped at the pop.
claudesniper
Question, if it was made from borosilicate glass, would it shatter like normal glass?
BalloFish
No fucking person here can answer that, you sweaty nerd.
GeroBird
Are you a dick for a living, or just sometimes
BalloFish
On here, 24/7 baby.
claudesniper
judging by comment history; all the time, sometimes it comes off well, mostly he gets ignored or downvoted
ABluntForce
I mean if it could take the heat without shattering you're pretty much in the clear. Shit's insulated to all hell.
Mbdum537
Are your lips insulated?
charlietrundlethegreat
TO ALL HELL!
ABluntForce
Must be. I can eat cup soups right outta the microwave.
tj764
like the whole mug, glass and all?
ABluntForce
I mean cup soups like the Maruchan ones.
ArtyomReaper
You're sick
ABluntForce
Ain't dead yet so I must be well.
Jordinatinglybeautiful
Hmm, I think there’s some Israeli coffee just out of picture that’s going to overflow onto that hob.
shinagami091
I heard it’s Israeli good
tj764
jew must be jokeing
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
Barista starts drawing the star of David with cream
spikespegal
if anybody can find a way to blow up coffee. you can bet your ass it will be the Palestinian
AWarningToOthers
Allahu Arabica.
TanithRosenbaum
PaperplateKiller
You know, I can understand the 901 upvotes this has, but I can also understand the 75 downvotes this has
Itsokyoucansaythatiusedtobeamuslim
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
That Israeli a good joke.
iwonderwhatthemaxusernamecharacterlimitis
TresusIbor
romicra88
ALLAHU STARBUCKS! *explodes into froth*
Krazzok
Bluedrift
That gimmick was about as useless as my Palestinian alarm clock
MulderD
Yeah but the coffee shouldn’t have bulldozed his home!
neff22
fbutt09
ILike2TouchButts
Wow. Racist much?
Camelspotting
Not much, just a little bit.
DyingCow
Palestinian here. I laughed forgetting I was in a public place. My coffee nearly blew up.
DyingCow
And before anyone asks, yes, I do make my coffee this way. Minus putting the cup on the stove. I don't think that's normal.
BattlesuitBoBos
Is joke friend.
Ancientmariner52
If there wasn't a tiny bit of truth there it wouldn't be funny. Or sad. It's both, I think.
spikespegal
i don't think "Palestinian" is a race... anyway didnt mean to offend im sure most Palestinian are great people
gypsymatt91
Commit to the bit!
removekarling
It's an ethnic group mate
OneLeggedDog
Don't apologize for a joke.
Ash321
Wow. First day on the internet?
hollanderpolder
Nothing to do with race snowflake. Religion, yes.
ILike2TouchButts
But isnt Palestinian... a race?
ErrareHumanumEww
The same way New Jersey is a race
hollanderpolder
No
SexPiss
Then how the fuck is israeli/Jewish a race?
SupermanAndTheBatman
It's an ethnicity for sure. Being anti-any ethnic group is in fact racist.
whatwhatwhonow
Palestine isn't a religion, dumbass.
hollanderpolder
Its about blowing stuff up, wanker. So when you adress fundamentalistic muslims, its not about race, but about religion.
whatwhatwhonow
Blowing stuff up isn't a religion either, dumbass.
CouldBeACrackhead
They have been known to blow things up, from time to time
ILike2TouchButts
So have Americans, British and Germans.
BuzzLightBeard
This joke on the internet really rustled your jimmies huh?
Rustee245
But those are irrelevant for the joke
digme
Yeah but they're known for other things as well.
TresusIbor
Difference being: the Americans, British, and Germans can do it more than once.
evilpsych
Typically the Americans, British, and Germans don’t use themselves as bomb components
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
We prefer making others suicide themselves.
sometimesidontevenknowwhyibother
As a coffee aficionado, that looks pretty cool. But boiled coffee is burned coffee. One reason why percolators are scorned.
tallfreak
I think the shape of the pot makes it boil at a lower temperature, before it burns
Munnin41
They're pretty popular. I don't taste the difference myself.
kadaeux
As a coffee dontgiveafucko if it wakes you up who cares. :p
zbeta
That’s Turkish coffee and that’s how it’s prepared. Not burnt at all
KnotsInMyRope
You aren't going to burn coffee with 100C water. Give me a break.
sometimesidontevenknowwhyibother
You're correct... the proper term would be "overextract". @ ~95 C you'll start getting undesirable flavor compounds.
SherMattLockSmith
Percolators are scorned because they over-extract the coffee to all hell with boiling water, making it bitter. A short extraction is fine.
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Yeah you can't boil it for ever... I usually get mine boiling, and then let it go just long enough to see a little brown in the bulb.
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
If you wait until it's dark in the bulb, it's going to be very bitter.
Gantzz321
Turkish coffee
AlexSomething
As a fellow coffee aficionado, there isn't a unique way to make or appreciate coffee. Just find the one you like and knock yourself out >
AlexSomething
> burned coffee is just as valid as a carefully roasted expensive blend expertly brewed in a french press. Personally, that's what I like >
AlexSomething
> about coffee. The same beans, depending on how you roast, grind and brew them, can turn into so many different beverages
jabike2424
I enjoy gourmet and keurig.
ILoveSpicyPeople
That's not true. This is how me make Turkish coffee.
Cheomesh
*scoffs in Moka pot*
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
Moka pots aren’t nearly as bad because they don’t cycle the brewed coffee back over the grounds like a perc does.
KinkoTheGoblin
Can anyone translate that last sentence into english please?
thedeg
percolators is what made me love coffee :(
LtcMaker
He has no idea what he's talking about. People like him desperately want to be special so they make shit like that up.
cattywumpus
Typically Palestinian/Turkish / Greek / Most Mediterranean coffee is sweet as fuck to balance the bitterness.
selynxx
Nah its like expresso. If you put sugar in it then you are not enjoying thr coffee
cattywumpus
I guess what I've had was doctored up for white ppl. I'm pretty basic.
sopressatbby666
No it’s because there’s a fish in the percolator.
Hashbrown123
[Sultry jazz intensifies]
sopressatbby666
socratesboytoy
Is it just me or does the word coffee look wierd as shit now that ive had to read it 10 times through this thread
sha13
That's because it was done wrong. Once it starts boiling you remove it and you pour it in a glass. It has richer aroma than an espresso.
RustyRelic
Water should never be over 190º F. Otherwise burnt coffee is bitter. You like bitter, then knock yourself out.
Frc3773
Um espresso?
latinomartino
Espresso machines are very good about keeping the water you use at very specific temperatures. Under boiling.
Leithoa
Even moka pots heat to above 'boiling". They raise the pressure to increase boiling temps above 210-212F (99-100c).
Frc3773
Thank you
Counterfit
But the water that actually does the brewing isn't that high: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moka_pot check notes 9 and 10
Frc3773
Espresso works by forcing steam (boiled water) through grounds
Counterfit
Only cheap machines use steam for the pressure. Anything actually worth buying will have a pump of some sort.
latinomartino
They do not? They push water out at high pressures. Definitely not steam. Source:was a barista for two years.
Counterfit
Cheap home machines use steam as the pressure source for the water, that's about it.
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Scored? I fucking love my percolator. Apparently y'all don't know how to use it right. The only problem with them is their not quick.
PrivateEntrance
I love perc’d coffee. That’s all we’d drink on scout camp outs.
whatevermyfriend
Exactly! Some of the best coffee I've ever had was from old perculators!
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
*Scorned?
avervetmonkey
It's 2019, I suspect a lot of current coffee drinkers weren't even born back when they were common, and only saw drip coffee machines.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
My FIL scoured garage sales and bought 3 for his 3 kids for Christmas. They all love them.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
IMO: If I want a high quality cup of coffee, I’ll use a French press. If I want a STRONG cup o’ joe, percolator can’t be beat. And let’s (1)
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
Be honest, most mornings I just want a big cup of “wake the fuck up” so my percolator gets used waaay more often: (2.end)
ThatWelshIdiot
People are just hipsters. "Ohh starbucks is shit. Percolators are shit. You need to brew it in the stomach of a llama and perform a human
ThatWelshIdiot
Sacrifice on the third wednesday of March underneath a full moon to have REAL coffee"
ILoveSpicyPeople
Hahahaha truer words have never been spoken.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
The cream, on the other hand, is only available on the third tuesday of the month.
ThatWelshIdiot
Shit, i was wondering why my last batch didnt come out properly.
CrookedCherryBlossom
Or just use a French press
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
French press and cold brew are the only ways to make coffee, in my opinion.
avervetmonkey
2. As in, I don't think they scorn percolators. I think they're not even aware it's an option.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
HELLO I AM FROM THE YEAR 1984 AND EVERY SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASSROOM IN MIDDLE AMERICA HAS TERRIBLE COFFEE IN A PERCOLATOR
sometimesidontevenknowwhyibother
It's ok to love something that's bad. But seriously, I've never seen a real connoisseur use one for that reason.
sometimesidontevenknowwhyibother
and if you do like it, put that same grind in a press or chemex and taste the difference.
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
I have. My wife has a press. Percolator beats it, but that's just my opinion.
AzraelArtz
My guy....youre just coming off as pretentious at this point. Its also ok to not like things but dont be a dick about it either.
ruint
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AeroPress these are under £30 on amazon. It's a plunger with a filter. Super simple. You'll fall in love again
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
My wife has a press. I'll take my percolator thanks.
ruint
This isn't a french press, i'd call it a hand operated espresso machine but the air pressure is too low.
ruint
If you like your coffee bitter there's no reason to change. You can make aeropress coffee at 5x strength without bitterness. <3 caffeine!
mamaneedscoffee
That's my husband's go to!
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
Couldn’t get into aeropress, prefer the Chemex. But def would recommend it to someone taking the next step beyond French press.
ruint
did you give the inverted method a go? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXEyvyHUnkM standard way doesn't work for me either :(
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
I can’t remember. Borrowed it from a friend but it just made me want a Chemex pot.
ruint
Chemex looks nice though. If my aeropress breaks i will give it a shot :)
ButterfaceTaintClown
coffee beans are literally roasted
Leithoa
So is beef but you don't wait till it's charcoal to eat it.
sometimesidontevenknowwhyibother
You are correct. The *beans* are roasted. The grounds are not. You cut them up and they behave and extract differently.
GhostGuy
Roasted, not burned. Unless you're talking Starbucks or similarly dark roasted coffee, which is shit. Coffee is best when brewed between >
sha13
Dark roast rocks and is easier to your stomach
GhostGuy
I like dark roasts, I just don't like *extremely* dark roasts, and burned roasts. I'd rather taste notes of the coffee instead of pure roast
GhostGuy
> about 180-195. Anything more than that is pushing it. Boiling is 212, way past the sweet spot.
ThatWelshIdiot
Bloody hell there's nothing wrong with Starbucks. There's a reason theyre so big. People like them. Their coffee is fine. Starbucks is fine.
deebaser
Let’s not kid ourselves, Starbucks is big because they serve 500 calorie coffee flavored sugar bombs. Coffee hipsters are still ridiculous
ThatWelshIdiot
My wife works in a starbucks and the majority of what they sell are capuccinos and lattes. Sure the frappes make up a significant amount of
GhostGuy
People are just used to shitty coffee.
ThatWelshIdiot
Sure. Or, hear me out here; people like their coffee. I like their coffee. So do my friends. It's nice. People have opinions.