Contrary to popular belief we Canadians really do love the States

Apr 17, 2016 1:55 AM

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Australia is a weird state.

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Its a love hate relationship...

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Meanwhile, Alaska is pounding Canada in the rear, making Canada into the spit of the roast. Hawaii can film it.

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Sorry America, its only gay if you receive.......

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't say you're sorry; we wanted it just as bad as you.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

As someone who live in the US just an hour away from Windsor, this is accurate.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've always thought of the Florida keys as the cum that's dripping on to Cuba's back.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could definitely add Alaska into the mix and stay lewd

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew if Canada were a person it would have a small tallywhacker

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hahaha, always knew americans would be the bottoms in gay relationships

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

No homo, but, I mean. It's Canada. Who wouldn't?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there, you dirty bird.

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America's penisula is bigger

10 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 4

And so is Canada's hole. It really is a match made in geography.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

but it's also infested with foreign organisms

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It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is why it's the catcher.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Ha, gay.

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/a/45ZP9

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

So THAT'S why we've all become cool with gay marriage! Hm mystery solved. Back to my regularly scheduled fisting.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, gayyyyyy

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And the asshole is detroit

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Rule 34 in full effect

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

is this why it seems like Detroit is always getting fucked?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not even a courtesy reach around...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What? No reach around? Poor form Canada, poor form

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just take it america. You know who the real big man is.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That large hole says otherwise

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats cuz the u.k.'s dick is much bigger. But they keep it low key

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sigh...*unzips*

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All I can think of is the bit of America stuck on Canada's head. And the middle of the ocean. How did that get there?

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Now I can't un-see this...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please stop

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hetalia!

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10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, senpai...^_^

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Just look at the size of Canada's hole

10 years ago | Likes 415 Dislikes 4

Canada's been around

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Looks like it's being fisted and fingered at the same time

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's appears that they get turtle dicked often haha

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Last time I saw this a Canadian said "it's because we're so accommodating"

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Of course... Michigan is definitely the asshole.

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Looks like a turtle

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That's from the years of fucking from the British Empire

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As a Canadian...sorry

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#rekt

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TIL that we are Canada's bitch.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Only because Canada has a frankenhole....

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