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Apr 26, 2022 5:09 AM
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MyNameIsBatty
#15 Nothing was more satisfying than that first bite ?
LongoloidFartExplosion
Best one
tellyourcatisaidpspspsps
#17 Die Hard
Alnihilation
Umm… TRAINING DAY!?! Arguably the BEST 1 day movie IMO.
BadBuBBaStuff
Easily watch several times a month, well, leave on in the background
AlexanderElcazorro
I would buy a snickers with extra veins
throwawayaccount321
#11 I about had a stroke reading this
briantracy1976101
#5. ?
Targe0
Some people find drinking cows milk wired and others find it to be a kids drink thus Adults that drink it are also weird. I suspect this.
KLR78
So, do I, manatee
7oidberg
#2 for us Ukrainians the nostalgia stops at 2013. In 2014 the war in the Donbas began. We've been feeling off since then :(
TheLifeIsYours
I'm with you, Ukraine has been on my mind ever since. It was at that time I found out that the world is going to shit.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
I also like how the plague bracket closes at 2022, like, aww, ya sweet summer child, lookit you, such naiveté and irrational optimism!
LP19
#17 Groundhog day
brucom
The older I get, the closer I am to a manatee.
fartharder
When lying on your back?
ThereAreCrocodiles
#17 ... but only one of those movies planned it so it would take place on Rex Manning Day!
Noitsnotgoingtobefine
Say no more
googlefoxjeebs
Mon amour
DisneyCountdowns
Superbad took place over 2 days
LoookMaNoHands
wildsageHMC
#10 identity theft is NOT A JOKE
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Yeah... about #16...
arikelrecords2000
sharkbateoohaha
I've seen a lot of dicks, and none of them have veins that look like this.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
I'll take your word for it.
skyrocketeer
VAPOR85
Dudes horny for chocolate and that's by far not the worst thing about him
Itsonporpoise
Red light therapy for Snickers
Averagexception
#15 what are those things ?
Ezralite
Rubber balls with pretty colors. In the 90s we got them from the dentist.
otiumCatulli
#2 the British version is Brexit instead of 2016. 2016 is still going for us. Cries.
casbott
#17 Falling Down.
Arsikere
Targe0
And the message that not everyone got from it was He wasn't the Hero of the story, he was the bad guy.
Aefinn
#2 that is 100% done by someone in their twenties
Targe0
I mean as someone older then their 20's. Frankly its still fairly accurate.
GerhardRammelhausen
Oh blissfull ignorance, why have we been seperated so violently.
GerberLegalTeam
Hey I'm still in my twenties. Have been for 12 years now.
PoliticalWanderer
Doesn't Groundhog Day only take place over the course of one day?
madjo
The entire movie takes place over 3 days. Yes, the majority is 1 day. But they have the drive there, then that 1 day, and then they wake up.
gaidinbdj
No. It's one day that repeats, but it shows before and after that day, too.
MagicOrpheus310
#6 bedsport. You killed me at bedsport
Suppagappa
#3 Because if they were tiny, they’d make a tiny wall!
LiarLiarPantsUntier
#1 I miss September 10th 2001.
FunnyItWorkedLastTime
The toy from the story based on the origin story from the original toy from which the story originated
CityYeti
#11 I hate this. I hate this so much. It looks awful compared to the original
Eddi3v
This dump is far too meta for me, im old and i dont get half of it :(
LadyNetrex
PunchyFromCleveland
Husband loves milk, I don’t, but I do drink almond milk because I like it better. To each their own, I guess :)
LateNightBunnyParty
Texture, aftertaste/smell. My 16 year old loves it, and her breath is always so gross after she drinks it, if she forgets to rinse.
LadyNetrex
Good thing I live alone and don't socialize much :P I do drink other things too though, so it might help.
OverpricedCrayon
Milk just taste gross now. It tastes like something I shouldn't be drinking.
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LoopStricken
My face is my shield.
necrojoe
I don't think Wendy Williams should breed anymore, for he sake of the environment and humanity. Plus, I think she's almost 60, so...
t00tie
Humans are garbage and we need fewer of them.
seeriktus
Am I supposed to know who this person is?
necrojoe
Wendy Williams. A garbage person who has had some mental/health issues and left her TV show a while back.
OrdinarilyBob
I don't know either, so maybe not...
Targe0
now now you must keep good manners and introduce yourself to them before you do the deed. It's uncouth otherwise.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
I think it's illegal to kill your children.
CumsInPies
It is
Targe0
Ok fine I'll kill someones else's then. You're so picky. /s
FreshNews247
#1 what?
necrojoe
I assume it was when Wendy Williams (pictured) crashed, and for a brief moment TV got just a little better.
EverNotRelevant
Do you not remember that? I know it was simultaneously 2 years and 2 decades ago, but dang
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Exactly like those 9½ magical days of Pokémon Go.
mutedia
I'd like to know. Nobody in the comments except 1 person seems to know what's up. They think they do but they don't.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
dude! I'm right there too. It's like we're in some kind of insane-o dimension right now. It's all Berensteen Bears up in here!!
MacAwesome
The few weeks or months where global co2 emission was reduced to 25% or smth
FreshNews247
Well what's the woman doing?
EverNotRelevant
She's missing that lil period during quarantine when the Earth was healing.
Darksnider05
You don't remember that? Birds started showing up wildlife got a bit more active.
FreshNews247
Who's the broad?
aPokal
Us. Us is the broad.
BadBuBBaStuff
#10 #12 Can someone explain for my friend, please
randallonfire
Where’s your friend at? I’ll send them a letter
CaptianArchibaldHaddockIsMySpiritGuide
Well, #12 is because Ezra Miller (the DC movie's Flash) got arrested for being a prick in Hawaii... Can't parse #10 though, sorry.
Targe0
Ezra Miller got in trouble again in Hawaii. It's been an ongoing issue, the guy seems to be in a bad place right now and falling further.
iwillfinishyoulikeacheesecake
Only one arrest in Hawaii but multiple violent outbursts, too. Police chief said there were 10 complaints about Miller over the past month.
MotorBoatMyButtCheeks
#17
TheLoveGiant
Related to #17 SuperBad takes place over about 30+ hours not 1 day. It starts at school Friday morning and ends at the mall Saturday.
Cthulily
Save the Empire.
paintnwood
Empire takes place on two days though.
RabidDingo
How about Clerks?
stopdiarrheawithatampon
Does grounghog day count?
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
The film follows a group of antique store employees over the course of one exceptional day.
GhostWhiskey
Yea, but. It’s genre. Not gender…
GasBandit
Everything is a gender now.
somewhatparanoidpanda
Did you just assume his genre?
CarlottaVonSprockett
Oh thank you! I was actually very confused hahaha.
theyar
Is that the guy from Dazed and Confused?
Fentoozler711
Yes.
The22ndDoctor
Yep.
ThisGuyPostingThings
And CSI: Miami.
theyar
I don't know that.